Funny Facts Cards

Description: Unfortunately not plant based or kosher.

Description: Mom Nutrition Facts. Serving Size: 1 Amazing Woman. % Daily Value*: Naptime 0.5% (Wishful Thinking), Caffeine 200%, Wine Intake Optional But Recommended, Patience 300% (Unless Tested), Snack Distribution Skills 500%, Laundry Folding Abilities 1000%, Ability To Find Lost Things 1200%, Selective Hearing 99%, Speed Cleaning 350%, Unconditional Love. *Percent Daily Values May Be Higher Or Lower Based On Behavior Of The Child. Funny Cute Mother's Day Design.

Description: Have you ever wondered how a cannibal might look at you? Well, wonder no more! With this t-shirt you can show everyone around you what you are made up of and how healthy it would be to feast on your meat. The facts are based on a couple kinds of bear meat (similar in make up as humans') and calculated on an average 165lb male.

Description: Science - Because You Can't Figure Out Shit By Praying.

Description: Funny 911 Dispatcher Nutrition Facts

Description: Funny Thanksgiving Stuffing Food Nutrition Facts Anti Vegan

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Description: ... even if you do have terrible taste in men. A little humor to lighten the mood, because these days it's hard to find anything funny about politics. We still have a lot of work to do. We have to stand up for the truth and fight for what matters--this country we love, despite all her flaws. Refuse to be silenced. RESIST. PERSIST. ©061717

Description: Great White Shark Fact File - With a length of up to 22ft, and weighting up to 2.5 tons, the Great White Shark (Scientific Name: Carcharodon Carcharias) is the world's largest predatory fish. An Apex Predator, it feeds on Fish, Rays, Seals & Small Whales using up to 300 serrated teeth. It's also a scavenger, and plays a critical role in Oceanic Ecosystems. The Great White's Conversation Status is Vulnerable, and awareness must be raised on the need for its protection from overfishing and bycatch.

Description: Funny marine science quote design that says “Can I quiz you on ocean facts?”—perfect for ocean lovers, marine biologists, and anyone who can’t stop sharing sea trivia.

Description: If you're a tradesman who works with electricity and electrical wiring, then this cool electrician shirt is just for you. This t shirt makes the perfect electrician gift or birthday present for any tradesman with a sense of humor -- apprentice or master!

Description: A humorous nutrition facts parody featuring a patriotic Golden Retriever with playful statistics. A fun gift for dog lovers who appreciate vintage graphics, political humor, and canine-themed designs.

Description: Do you play percussion in marching band -- bass drum, snare drum, cymbals, timpani, or any other percussion instrument? Do you maybe own a drum set, and play in band? Whatever your relation to drumsticks, this percussion shirt would look great on you. This awesome drummer t shirt makes the perfect gift for any percussionist, drum player, or marching band member in your life.

Description: Thanksgiving Drinks Nutritional Facts Thanksgiving Costume design part of our awesome matching Thanksgiving food shirt for friends, family and co-workers. Great Thanksgiving outfit perfect for celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday.

Description: Cranberry Sauce Nutrition Facts Gift Funny Thanksgiving Costume

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: History teachers make the past feel like it happened yesterday. Funny education design for history lovers, teachers, educators, classroom fans, students, school events, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, and academic occasions. Perfect for history teachers, professors, social studies educators, mentors, and anyone passionate about ancient history, world history, historical facts, and learning. Features popular teacher humor, classroom, education, school, vintage, and history lover keywords.

Description: If you specialize in measuring financial information for investors, managers, and tax purposes -- then this funny accountant tee is just for you! This Certified Public Accountant CPA tshirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for the finance professional, accounting major student, or auditor in your life.

Description: A typography-based design featuring the text "I'm Sorry I Offended You" in large bold capital letters, followed by "By" in a smaller script font, and the text "Using Facts And Logic" in large capital letters at the bottom. The text is light-colored against a dark background.

Description: SCIENCE, ANTI RELIGION, ATHEIST, FUNNY, I LOVE SCIENCE, GOTHIC, GOTH, INTERESTING, UNIQUE, ATHEISM,

Description: Make a bold statement with this "Facts Don't Care About Your Feelings" design. Perfect for those who prefer logic, truth, and straightforward debates over emotional arguments. Whether you're engaging in political satire, social commentary, or just speaking your mind, this sharp typography graphic is sure to turn heads and start conversations.

Description: Smart Bear Teaching Facts Vintage Cartoon

Description: Show off your logical side with this hilarious retro rubber hose style shirt featuring an angry brain knockout punching a crying heart. Perfect for fans of sarcastic quotes, psychology humor, and classic vintage cartoon art. A great gift for anyone who values facts and logic over pure emotion!

Description: Great design for an HBCU student, grad or future student.

Description: This funny Trinidad Nutrition Facts graphic features funny facts about trinis- The BEAUTIFUL Twin Island Republic produces the best people. Let everyone know what you are made of- soca, bacchanal and lots of mamaguy! Show your love for T&T! Represent your Trini heritage! Perfect Gift for a patriotic Trini. This is the perfect gift for any TRUE Trini or Trinbago lover! Rep 868!

Description: Paladin Holy Content — 100% Divine Smite & 0% Sense of Humor! 🛡️⚔️ Serving Size: 1 Righteous Crusader! Packed with unbreakable oath dedication, 150 lbs of heavy plate metal, and overwhelming moral superiority. Crisp rectangular Nutrition Facts label featuring a clean heraldic shield icon, heavy divider bands, and bold tabular typography. Perfect gift for Paladins, holy warriors, law-abiding players, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop RPG enthusiasts! Looks fantastic on hoodies, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.

Description: Do you love animals? This design shows cute infographic of your favorite Animal! It is perfect for gifts, as decorations, and as wearables! Browse our shop to view more of our featured Animal Facts!

Description: Embrace the daily realities of animal care with this humorous "Veterinary Medicine Nutrition Facts" graphic. This design cleverly parodies a standard nutrition label, outlining the essential "ingredients" and "daily values" of a veterinary professional's life. It prominently features "Coffee" and "Dog Hair" as key components, alongside crucial attributes like "Patience," "Compassion," "Dark Humor," "Caffeine Dependence," "Resilience," and "Sarcasm." This unique design is perfect for veterinarians, veterinary technicians, vet students, and anyone working in animal care who understands the demanding yet rewarding world of veterinary medicine. It's a fantastic way to showcase your dedication, resilience

Description: Druid Botanicals — Max Wild Shape & 0% Need for Civilization! 🐾🌿 Serving Size: 1 Wild Animal! Packed with 500% animal friendship, organic forest forage, and an absolute refusal to sleep in a normal bed. Clean black and white technical spec sheet and nutritional label featuring paw prints, leaf icons, and humorous nature stats. Perfect gift for Druids, animal lovers, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gaming enthusiasts! Specially styled for water bottles, mugs, t-shirts, and stickers. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.

Description: Ranger Survival — 1000% Animal Companion Love & 2% Social Skills! 🏹🌲 Serving Size: 1 Solitary Hunter! Always knows the terrain, never runs out of arrows, and values the party pet far more than the rest of the party. Bold black and white nutrition specification sheet featuring a longbow icon, wilderness tracking metrics, and crisp display typography. Perfect funny gift for Rangers, archers, scouts, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop gamers! Great on travel mugs, tote bags, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.

Description: Rogue Composition — 100% Sneak Attack & 0% Shared Loot! 🗝️🗡️ Serving Size: None Seen! Packed with organic tragic backstory, maximum trust issues, and an immediate attraction to shiny pocket items. Sharp monochrome Nutrition Facts chart featuring crossed dagger icons, clean structural rules, and humorous subtext warnings. Perfect gift for Rogues, stealth enthusiasts, loot hoarders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop RPG lovers! Available on phone cases, laptop stickers, water bottles, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.

Description: Fighter Endurance — 100% Action Surge & 8 Attacks Per Round! ⚔️🛡️ Serving Size: 1 Reliable Veteran! Zero magic needed — just pure grit, weapon mastery, and swinging a sword until the problem goes away. Sharp monochrome Nutrition Facts chart featuring crossed sword icons, clean structural rules, and bold tactical text. Perfect gift for Fighters, martial class mains, front-line tanks, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop RPG lovers! Available on mugs, t-shirts, hoodies, and stickers. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.

Description: Paladin Holy Content — 100% Divine Smite & 0% Sense of Humor! 🛡️⚔️ Serving Size: 1 Righteous Crusader! Packed with unbreakable oath dedication, 150 lbs of heavy plate metal, and overwhelming moral superiority. Crisp rectangular Nutrition Facts label featuring a clean heraldic shield icon, heavy divider bands, and bold tabular typography. Perfect gift for Paladins, holy warriors, law-abiding players, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop RPG enthusiasts! Looks fantastic on hoodies, mugs, stickers, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.

Description: Warlock Contract — 1000% Eldritch Blast & Only 2 Spell Slots! 👁️✨ Serving Size: 1 Soul in Debt! Powered by short rests, questionable patron pacts, and spamming the same cantrip in every encounter. Minimalist high-contrast Nutrition Facts label with clean divider lines, occult eye icon, and funny tabletop RPG stat breakdowns. Perfect gift for Warlock mains, eldritch casters, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop RPG players! Looks great on coffee mugs, stickers, hoodies, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.

Description: Rogue Composition — 100% Sneak Attack & 0% Shared Loot! 🗝️🗡️ Serving Size: None Seen! Packed with organic tragic backstory, maximum trust issues, and an immediate attraction to shiny pocket items. Sharp monochrome Nutrition Facts chart featuring crossed dagger icons, clean structural rules, and humorous subtext warnings. Perfect gift for Rogues, stealth enthusiasts, loot hoarders, Dungeon Masters, and tabletop RPG lovers! Available on phone cases, laptop stickers, water bottles, and t-shirts. 🎲 Crafted by gamers, for gamers.