Funny George Cards

Description: George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

Description: George Carlin Quote. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups". A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

Description: George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

Description: RIP

Description: Insanity later. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.

Description: What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.

Description: George Jones, No Show Jones, George Jones Country

Description: George Carlin Quote. "“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”. A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

Description: Funny George Washington 1st President of the good old USA - ‘Merica patriotic 4th of July design. Cool slightly distressed aged grunge look of the first President of the United States and the Founding Father of the US in cool sunglasses with patriotic USA stars and stripes in vintage red white and blue tones. Perfect for Independence Day and any fun American holiday.

Description: Great tee for fans of our first president and want to show how patriotic they are on Washington's Birthday, 4th of July, Independence Day, or President's Day.

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Description: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large group." Funny quote design for fans of George Carlin.

Description: "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." Funny quote design for fans of George Carlin.

Description: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Description: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Description: Your Mom - Funny George Washington Quote. This offensive but funny sarcasm quote attributes Your Mom insults to the classical Founding Father and American President, George Washington, one of the major contributors to American history.

Description: Seinfeld Mashup Fan Art

Description: George Carlin fan art

Description: Carlin was hardcore punk!

Description: George Carlin / Funny Quote Design

Description: Seinfeld Quote

Description: Hi, I'm Unemployed and I Live With My Parents. Be like George Costanza in "The Opposite". Alternatively you could buy this for you kids because technically it's true.

Description: LOVE this show! Had this fun little mashup idea in my head. Nom.

Description: George Russell & Kimi Antonelli - Osama Bin Russell & Kimi Talibantonelli - F1 memes

Description: Show off your sense of humor with our 'Don't Believe Everything You Read On The Internet - Funny Abe Lincoln' tee! This comical t-shirt features a portrait of Abraham Lincoln with a comical and bizarre quote attributed to George Washington. It's perfect for history buffs and is sure to turn heads and spark laughter wherever you go. Spread smiles with this silly presidential quote-inspired tee. Whether you're headed to a party with friends or enjoying a lazy day at home, this humorous tee is sure to add a touch of witty humor to your outfit. Don't miss out on this hilarious US president tee that serves as a reminder to not be gullible and believe everything that you read online!

Description: Make Orwell fiction again

Description: Vintage Christian McCaffrey George Kittle Brock Prudy Step Brothers Football, San Francisco Football

Description: “Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” ― George Carlin

Description: George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)

Description: Get this awesome graphic tee with two of our finest presidents having a blast. Great tee to wear at your next party, get your red solo cups and have some fun. Politics don't have to be boring.

Description: George Carlin Retro

Description: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Description: George Eliot quote: Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.

Description: Just gettin' in some curls for the old red white and blue

Description: Honor George Wendt comedic legacy through Teepublic pieces that blend admiration and creativity, letting you wear your fandom with pride, warmth, and artistic flair.

Description: Make Orwell fiction again