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Jurassic Park - Hold On To Your Butts Card

Description: Man, as a 9 year old I thought this line was hilarious… and I still do1

Tags: 90s, butts, famous movie lines, funny, hold on to your butts

Jurassic Park - Hold On To Your Butts Card

by Sombrero Craft

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Max Verstappen Pink Lego Sunglasses Middle Finger Card

Description: Max Verstappen Middle Finger

Tags: formula 1, formula one, funny quote, funnytee, humor

Max Verstappen Pink Lego Sunglasses Middle Finger Card

by Art Snartops

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Funny Cigarette Get Lucky Quote Card
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Description: A funny pack of cigarettes reminding you to save your last cigarette and Get Lucky! For anyone who loves humor or just looking cool.

Tags: cigarette, funny gift, funny saying, funny sayings, funnyshirt

Funny Cigarette Get Lucky Quote Card

by brooklynmpls

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Yes, I'm Busy –– Funny Cigar Smoking Quote Card
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Description: If you smoke cigars, then let the world know with this awesome cigar shirt! Featuring a design that can be appreciated by any smoker, this cigar lover tshirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for any tobacco, cuban, or smoking enthusiast in your life.

Tags: vaping, cigar smoking, nicotine, cuban cigar, tobacco leaf

Yes, I'm Busy –– Funny Cigar Smoking Quote Card

by MeatMan

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Airplane! Smoking Quote Card
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Description: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking." - Airplane.

Tags: quotes, quote, joke, movie, funny

Airplane! Smoking Quote Card

by WeirdStuff

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I Quit Smoking Funny Quote – My Lungs Are Still Waiting for the Apology – Ex Smoker Smoking Cessation Gift Card

Description: I quit smoking, but apparently my lungs are still waiting for an apology! A bold and funny smoking cessation design for ex smokers, people celebrating their quit smoking journey, and anyone who appreciates dark humor about leaving cigarettes behind. A great gift idea for former smokers, quit smoking milestones, smoke-free celebrations, and friends who finally kicked the cigarette habit.

Tags: anti smoking, cigarette, nicotine, no smoking, smoke
I Got No Spare Smokes Funny Saying 3 Card
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Description: For when the people downtown just wont leave you alone, here's a T-shirt with a funny saying so they get the picture. I Got No Spare Smokes

Tags: funny saying, humor, funny slogan, funnytee, funny sayings

I Got No Spare Smokes Funny Saying 3 Card

by brooklynmpls

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Mommy Needs a Cigarette, Funny Mom Quote, Retro Smoking Humor, Sarcastic Cool Mom, Vintage Mom Humor, Funny Gift for Mom Card

Description: Mommy Needs a Cigarette, Funny Mom Quote, Retro Smoking Humor, Sarcastic Cool Mom, Vintage Mom Humor, Funny Gift for Mom

Tags: cool mom, funny mom, funny quotes, mom, mom humor
Cremation Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body Funny Dark Humor Quote Card
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Description: A hilarious dark humor design for people who appreciate sarcastic jokes and morbid comedy. Perfect for fans of gothic humor, Halloween vibes, and witty sayings with a vintage typography style.spooky, halloween, funny saying, vintage typography black humor, skeleton humor, sarcastic gift, horror fan, macabre

Tags: funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, gothic humor cremation, halloween
Tiresome Smoking Cat – Japanese Sarcastic Feline Art Card
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Description: Meet the ultimate unimpressed feline: a richly detailed tuxedo cat with a cigarette, vertical Japanese lettering, and dry, exhausted humor. This sarcastic cat illustration is perfect for cat lovers, introverts, meme fans, and anyone who appreciates deadpan attitude, vintage linework, moody aesthetics, and Japanese typography.

Tags: cat, cat meme, cigarette cat, deadpan humor, exhausted cat meme

Tiresome Smoking Cat – Japanese Sarcastic Feline Art Card

by marcelomca.art

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Cat Smoking Weed Pot Marijuana Cannabis 420 Card

Description: Cat Smoking Weed Pot Marijuana Cannabis 420

Tags: comedy, funny, funny design, funny quote, hilarious

Cat Smoking Weed Pot Marijuana Cannabis 420 Card

by Shahreen

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Weekend Forecast Expect Heavy Smoking Funny Cannabis Bud Character 420 Gift Shirt Card

Description: Funny cannabis character design predicting a smoke-filled weekend. A great gift for cannabis enthusiasts and 420 culture fans, perfect for casual weed-friendly gifts or birthdays.

Tags: 420 weekend forecast gift idea, bong cannabis character gift, cannabis culture birthday gift, funny cannabis character gift, funny stoner gift design
I Don't Always Roll A Joint But When I Do It's Card

Description: Humorous graphic tee featuring a playful skeleton enjoying a smoke. A lighthearted design for fans of novelty apparel.

Tags: ankle joint joke, cannabis culture phrase, humorous stoner quote, marijuana relat, weed smoker humor

I Don't Always Roll A Joint But When I Do It's Card

by fanaticflow

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I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Funny Quote Card

Description: I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Funny Quote

Tags: backyard cookout, beer lover gift, dad joke, drinking beer, fathers day

I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Funny Quote Card

by PeasIdeas

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I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Funny Quote Card

Description: I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Funny Quote

Tags: backyard cookout, beer lover gift, dad joke, drinking beer, fathers day

I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Funny Quote Card

by Glind.Store

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I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Funny Quote Card

Description: I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Funny Quote

Tags: backyard cookout, beer lover gift, dad joke, drinking beer, fathers day

I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Funny Quote Card

by Ink Agenda Gallery

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Flight was Never an Option Penguin Smoking Retro Card

Description: Flight was Never an Option Penguin Smoking Retro

Tags: flight was never an option 1, flight was never an option 2, flight was never an option 3, flight was never an option 4, flight was never an option gift

Flight was Never an Option Penguin Smoking Retro Card

by ART U

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Smoking Is Cool Card
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Description: Sure that our design will be one of your favorites, our special design will catch people's attention when you walk down the road. Take this present for your best friend, mother, father, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, son, daughter.

Tags: funny gift, funny slogan, humor, smoke, smoking

Smoking Is Cool Card

by Hanya Art

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Smoking I’d Rather Be Snorkeling Retro Funny Quote Card
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Description: Snorkeling quote design with bold distressed lettering on black, featuring the phrase I’d rather be snorkeling for beach lovers and ocean fans.

Tags: adventure, beach, diving, funny, marine

Smoking I’d Rather Be Snorkeling Retro Funny Quote Card

by Zelphin Art

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Drunk Cigs Don't Count Card
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Description: Drunk cigs don't count. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement novelty design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour.

Tags: alcohol, beer, cigarette, drink, drinking

Drunk Cigs Don't Count Card

by teecloud

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I Am A Designated Non-Smoking Area Card
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Description: Suitable gifts for Men, Women, Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Wife, Husband on Birthday, Thanksgiving Dinner, Thanksgiving, Fall, Autumn, Halloween, Christmas

Tags: design art, humorous slogan, lifetime, smoking

I Am A Designated Non-Smoking Area Card

by Mircovitti

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Cremation Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body Funny Dark Humor Quote Card

Description: Make a bold statement with this funny dark humor typography design featuring the unforgettable quote: "Cremation Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body." Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, witty jokes, adult comedy, and clever one-liners. A great conversation starter for anyone who appreciates edgy humor and unique typography with a vintage distressed style.

Tags: adult comedy, clever one liner, cremation is my last hope, cremation quote, dark comedy
Cremation Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body Funny Dark Humor Quote Card

Description: Make a bold statement with this funny dark humor typography design featuring the unforgettable quote: "Cremation Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body." Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, witty jokes, adult comedy, and clever one-liners. A great conversation starter for anyone who appreciates edgy humor and unique typography with a vintage distressed style.

Tags: adult comedy, clever one liner, cremation is my last hope, cremation quote, dark comedy
Overthinker Of The Year Funny Cat Smoking Anxiety Card
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Description: Embrace your inner overthinker with this hilarious "Overthinker Of The Year" design! Featuring a wide-eyed, stressed tabby cat sitting under a spotlight while holding a smoking cigarette, capturing that ultimate late-night anxiety mood. This artwork is perfect for cat lovers, overthinkers, and anyone who relates to stressing over everything. Makes an awesome and relatable gift for friends, family, or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor!

Tags: anxiety humor, anxious cat art, cat lover gift, funny cat meme, funny quote art

Overthinker Of The Year Funny Cat Smoking Anxiety Card

by Myartsshirts

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Retro Being Cremated is My Last Hope Smoking Hot Body Gift Card

Description: Retro Being Cremated is My Last Hope Smoking Hot Body Gift

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny meme, funny quote, funny quotes

Retro Being Cremated is My Last Hope Smoking Hot Body Gift Card

by Horro_zoo

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Cigars Make Me Happy – Funny Cigar Smoking Quote Card
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Description: If you smoke cigars, then let the world know with this awesome cigar shirt! Featuring a design that can be appreciated by any smoker, this cigar lover tshirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for any tobacco, cuban, or smoking enthusiast in your life.

Tags: cigars, cigar smoking, cuban, cuban cigar, nicotine

Cigars Make Me Happy – Funny Cigar Smoking Quote Card

by MeatMan

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Smoking Is 100% Better Than Loving A Boy Card
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Description: Design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother. Ideal for social gatherings, casual outings, or as a witty way to share a bit of personal insight and humor about your dating experiences

Tags: funny love, humorous slogan, sarcasm sayings, smoking

Smoking Is 100% Better Than Loving A Boy Card

by Dalmarts

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Im BBQsexual Funny BBQ Humor Quote for Pitmasters Card
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Description: A hilarious statement graphic featuring a flaming kettle grill and bold double-entendre typography for anyone who takes barbecue seriously. Great for summer cookouts, weekend tailgates, or celebrating the grill master in your family on Father's Day. Built for pitmasters who love smoking meat and sharing a laugh around the smoker.

Tags: backyard chef, backyard cookout, barbecue master, barbecue pun, bbq rub joke

Im BBQsexual Funny BBQ Humor Quote for Pitmasters Card

by lametafisicadeitubi

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I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Card

Description: I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem

Tags: backyard cookout, beer lover gift, dad joke, drinking beer, fathers day

I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Card

by PeasIdeas

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Fih Calling, Smoking Fish, Funny Fishing Meme, Angler Card

Description: Funny fishing-themed design for anglers who understand the irresistible call of the fish. Perfect for fishermen, outdoor enthusiasts, and fans of humorous fishing culture.

Tags: angler gift, angler humor, fish lover, fish smoker, fisherman gift

Fih Calling, Smoking Fish, Funny Fishing Meme, Angler Card

by Tlamitte

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I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Card

Description: I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem

Tags: backyard cookout, beer lover gift, dad joke, drinking beer, fathers day

I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Card

by Ink Agenda Gallery

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Cremation Is My Last Hope, Smoking Hot Body Funny Card

Description: Funny dark-humor artwork built around the unforgettable "Smoking Hot Body" cremation joke. A perfect gift for fans of sarcastic comedy.

Tags: adult comedy, cremation, dark humor, gothic humor, halloween vibes

Cremation Is My Last Hope, Smoking Hot Body Funny Card

by Pistofist77

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I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Card

Description: I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem

Tags: backyard cookout, beer lover gift, dad joke, drinking beer, fathers day

I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Card

by Glind.Store

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Do Not Perceive Me Introvert Cat Smoking Card

Description: Embrace your inner introvert with this hilarious "Do Not Perceive Me" design! Featuring a tired grey tabby cat covering its face with a paw while smoking a cigarette, this artwork is the ultimate mood for anyone experiencing burnout or wanting to be left alone. Makes an awesome and relatable gift for cat lovers, introverts, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor!

Tags: anti social design, burnout humor, do not perceive me, funny cat art, funny quote art

Do Not Perceive Me Introvert Cat Smoking Card

by Myartsshirts

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I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Typography Card

Description: I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Typography

Tags: backyard cookout, beer lover gift, dad joke, drinking beer, fathers day

I'm Just A Drinker with A Smoking Problem Typography Card

by Ink Agenda Gallery

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I Got That Dog In Me Corgi Smoking Beer Dog Card

Description: I Got That Dog In Me: Humorous design featuring a Corgi enjoying beer. A fun meme for dog enthusiasts.

Tags: corgi beer dog, dog lover joke, humorous dog quote, i got that dog, meme dog phras

I Got That Dog In Me Corgi Smoking Beer Dog Card

by potemki11

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