Funny Theology Cards

Description: Show off your love for Calvinism and Reformed Theology with this retro John Calvin quote design. This is great for a Calvinist who loves the Bible, church, and seminary.

Description: Show off your love for Calvinism and Reformed Theology with this retro John Calvin quote design. This is great for a Calvinist who loves the Bible, church, and seminary.

Description: Theologian At Work Gift For Men and Women

Description: Show off your love for Calvinism and Reformed Theology with this retro John Calvin quote design. This is great for a Calvinist who loves the Bible, church, and seminary.

Description: "I heard there was heresy... So I came as fast as I could." A humorous design for those who stand for truth—with a wink. The crusader helmet says it all: when theology gets heated, you're already on the scene.

Description: Show off your love for Calvinism and Reformed Theology with this retro John Calvin quote design. This is great for a Calvinist who loves the Bible, church, and seminary.

Description: Showcase your sense of humor about historical faith traditions with this clever theological design.

Description: Show off your love for Calvinism and Reformed Theology with this retro John Calvin quote design. This is great for a Calvinist who loves the Bible, church, and seminary.

Description: Show off your love for theology with this funny supralapsarianism quote. This great for fans of the bible, god, and who are christian.

Description: Show off your love for theology with this funny penal substitutionary atonement quote. This great for fans of the bible, god, and who are christian.

Description: Show off your love for Calvinism and Reformed Theology with this retro John Calvin quote design. This is great for a Calvinist who loves the Bible, church, and seminary.

Description: A groan-worthy interdisciplinary pun for the intellectual with a sense of humor. A protist of the genus Euglena uses its flagellum to nail its theses to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, as Luther did in the Protestant Reformation.

Description: A parody on the popular "coexist" stickers and shirts.

Description: A clever theological spin on a classic nursery rhyme for believers with a sense of humor.

Description: Instead of "How are you?" I like to ask "Predestination or Free WIll?"

Description: Helloween? I DON'T KNOCK ON DOORS FOR CANDY.

Description: Show off your love for Calvinism and Reformed Theology with this retro John Calvin quote design. This is great for a Calvinist who loves the Bible, church, and seminary.

Description: A clever and humorous take on scripture for those who appreciate theological irony.

Description: Nailed it wanted for heroic deeds Jael Judges 4! A clean and bold modern framed typography design featuring a rustic mallet and tent peg graphic illustration for Christians, pastors, Bible scholars, and anyone who enjoys witty religious history jokes.

Description: Show off your faith and sense of humor with this bold "All My Role Models Went To Prison" graphic! Featuring a wooden cross and the names of the ultimate Biblical heroes—Jesus, Paul, Joseph, Daniel, Peter, and John—this design perfectly captures the edgy and faithful history of scripture. Whether you are a theology student, a youth group leader, a pastor, or just a devoted Christian who knows their Bible, this aesthetic religious apparel is a guaranteed conversation starter. An awesome novelty gift for your favorite church friend!

Description: OMG You Guys That’s Not What I Said features a retro-style facepalm moment for those who enjoy humor mixed with thoughtful faith commentary.

Description: A radiant biblical figure extends both hands as loaves of bread and fish burst outward beneath the bold word “Socialism.” Warm red, gold, cream, and blue tones combine with dramatic sunburst graphics to create a vintage propaganda aesthetic. The artwork blends the miracle of the loaves and fishes with political satire, Christian socialism, social justice, wealth redistribution, religious humor, and faith-based commentary on sharing resources with the community.

Description: An ironic and funny dark humor art history design featuring the classical baroque painting of Salome by Italian master Onorio Marinari, holding the head of John the Baptist on a platter, combined with the sarcastic quote 'Just a girl who reads the bible.' Perfect for theology students, gothic aesthetics, and fans of religious puns or fine art parodies.

Description: A humorous take on decaffeinated brew paired with a classic theological reference.

Description: Show off your niche humor and love for deep, mysterious conversations with this funny 'Introverted But Willing To Discuss Nephilim' design. Perfect for introverts, history buffs, and anyone fascinated by ancient mysteries, theology, and alternative theories.

Description: If Paul were Here We'd Be Getting A Letter

Description: A humorous and faithful design featuring a bold statement about divine grace and imperfection.

Description: Celebrate history with a humorous twist. This Martin Luther design features a clever play on the 95 Theses, perfect for history buffs, theology students, and anyone who loves witty, intellectual humor about the Reformation.

Description: The original stressed-out hostess! This hilariously relatable, vintage woodcut-style design features the Biblical figure of Martha from 30 A.D., looking absolutely fed up and delivering the ultimate universal complaint: "No One Is Helping." Blending beautiful classical engraving aesthetics with clever theological humor, this graphic is the perfect sarcastic gift for exhausted moms, church volunteers, theology nerds, and fans of smart Christian memes who know exactly how Martha felt.

Description: The original stressed-out hostess! This hilariously relatable, vintage woodcut-style design features the Biblical figure of Martha from 30 A.D., looking absolutely fed up and delivering the ultimate universal complaint: "No One Is Helping." Blending beautiful classical engraving aesthetics with clever theological humor, this graphic is the perfect sarcastic gift for exhausted moms, church volunteers, theology nerds, and fans of smart Christian memes who know exactly how Martha felt.

Description: Show off your love for having a beard with this funny quote design. This is great for people who love beards, theology, and the Bible.

Description: A funny dictionary definition design celebrating scripture scholars, theology students, and faith enthusiasts with a clever sense of humor.

Description: “If You Can’t Afford Seminary, Pick a Fight with a Calvinist & Get Lectures for Free!” A bold original letterpress design for theology readers who enjoy a spirited debate.

Description: Atheism A Non-Prophet Organization Funny Anti-Religion Quote. A humorous play-on-words design pun for those with an absence of belief in the existence of deities or believe that it is a speculative hypothesis of an extremely low order of probability.

Description: Choice, predestination and one missing shirt: three theology punchlines in a bold retro typographic design. A playful conversation starter for readers who enjoy friendly doctrinal debate.

Description: Humorous depiction of Jesus with a relatable, witty saying. Perfect gift.