Funny Veggie Cards
Funny Keep Kale Away From Me Seriously Anti Veggie Sarcastic Card
by Ozoluxe
$5.00 $6.00
Veggie Power Child Friendly Card
by Frank Rigg and his Sharks With Jobs Comics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Remind everyone to make healthy choices with this vibrant 'Take A Fruit Or A Veggie' graphic tee! Featuring a detailed retro school lunch tray loaded with a crisp red apple, baby carrots, broccoli, grapes, orange slices, a sandwich, and a carton of milk. Designed in a bold 70s groovy font with vibrant orange and blue accents. The ultimate shirt for school lunch ladies, cafeteria staff, nutritionists, food service workers, and teachers!"
Description: I love veggies and I try to be good cooking them in many ways but... they can also be cuuuuuute characters <3 Here Mr Cucumber, Carrot, Cabbage and Onion for you <3 made with real watercolours.
"I love Veggies" Cabbage Cute Watercolour Handmade Card
by Carlotta Mascolo Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Keep it fresh and grab a fruit or veggie! This fun and playful design celebrates healthy eating, fresh produce, nutrition, and making better food choices with a sense of humor. Perfect for nutrition lovers, gardeners, parents, teachers, health-conscious foodies, and produce enthusiasts
Take a Fruit or Veggie Funny Healthy Eating Nutrition Humor Card
by FLOPLIP
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lettuce beware! This design features a hungry little bunny and the phrase “Certified Veggie Destroyer,” making it perfect for rabbit lovers who know their furry friends take salad time very seriously. Great for bunny parents and small pet owners who appreciate the unstoppable force of a veggie-loving fluffball. Cute, chaotic, and deliciously true—this shirt is a must-have for every bunny household.
Certified Veggie Destroyer – Funny Bunny Lover Card
by LIBERTY'S
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Attack of the giant vegetables! This funny vintage Japanese woodblock print features a massive, muscular broccoli kaiju monster rising from the ocean waves, shooting red laser beams from its eyes beneath a classic rising sun. A hilarious graphic for vegans and weird art lovers.
Broccoli Kaiju Monster Art - Funny Japanese Woodblock Laser Beam Veggie Card
by MochiBlock
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cheerful purple eggplant beams beneath the proud statement "Perpetually Weird." Upbeat and quirky and built for anyone who wears their oddness as a badge of honor. A fun pick for gardeners, foodies, Italian cooking fans, and delightful weirdos.
Perpetually Weird Funny Eggplant Character Cheerful Purple Veggie Humor Quirky Foodie Gift Design Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A hilarious vegetable uprising parody design featuring a Roman soldier standing beside an angry cauliflower commander leading a rebellion of furious carrots, potatoes, and vegetables armed with pitchforks. The clever pun “ROMAINE CALM WE’RE REVOLTING” blends food humor with historical parody for a sarcastic, absurdly funny design perfect for pun lovers, veggie fans, history nerds, and anyone who enjoys quirky wearable humor. The bold cartoon artwork, expressive angry vegetables, and medieval rebellion vibe create a highly eye-catching and conversation-starting shirt concept.
ROMAINE CALM WE’RE REVOLTING Funny Vegetable Pun Shirt | Angry Veggie Roman Humor Card
by Bunmies
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A carrot in dark sunglasses grins from a mound of garden soil, holding a "Do Not Disturb" sign and pointing straight down, under the arched headline "The Carrot" and a ribbon reading "Prefers to Stay Buried." Cool, cozy and built for anyone who is perfectly happy in their own little hole. A fun pick for introverts, gardeners, homebodies, and fans of veggie puns.
The Carrot Prefers to Stay Buried Do Not Disturb Cool Carrot Sunglasses Funny Introvert Gardener Veggie Pun Vintage Cartoon Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: One tomato, one mission, one destiny, defend his spaghetti, pizza, lasagna... Across the space.
ASTROMATO - One Tomato, One Mission for the veggie lover Card
by Ilustrata®
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Brighten up the school cafeteria with vintage retro style! Features colorful, groovy circular typography surrounded by apples, carrots, and leafy greens reading 'TAKE A FRUIT OR VEGGIE'. The perfect t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, sticker, or gift for lunch ladies, school nutrition workers, cafeteria staff, and food service heroes!
Take A Fruit Or Veggie Groovy Lunch Lady School Cafeteria Card
by Artzy
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and relatable typography design featuring a vintage style vegetable illustration. This whimsical, lighthearted design captures the universal craving mood with a touch of folk aesthetic and retro charm. Perfect for food lovers, vegans, vegetarians, and anyone who appreciates humorous cottagecore-inspired graphic art on their everyday merch.
Description: A funny lunch lady quote saying “Take A Fruit Or Veggie” encourages students to choose a healthy fruit or vegetable during school lunch. A playful message celebrating nutritious food and the important role of cafeteria staff.
Take A Fruit Or Veggie School Lunch Lady Cafeteria Worker Card
by Carlota Suazo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A smiling broccoli-haired Mona Lisa folds her white-gloved hands before a winding Tuscan landscape while a Vitruvian-style carrot spreads its arms in the circle behind her, framed by flourishes and the ribbon "Mona Leaf-A!" Classic, cheeky and built for anyone who thinks fine art needs more greens. A fun pick for art teachers, art history students, museum lovers, vegetarians, and fans of food puns.
Leonardo Da-Veggie Mona Leaf-a Broccoli Renaissance Painting Parody Vitruvian Carrot Funny Art History Teacher Vintage Cartoon Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A wilted stalk of celery leans on a cane, proudly "Running on Zero Calories." Tired and funny and built for anyone who is fueled by coffee, snacks, and sheer stubbornness. A fun pick for dieters, salad lovers, tired workers, and veggie fans.
Running on Zero Calories Funny Celery Character Wilted Veggie Diet Humor Healthy Eating Joke Design Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny T Rex dinosaur holding a fresh ear of corn with the playful “I’m a veggie dinosaur” theme. A quirky design for dinosaur lovers, T Rex fans, vegetarian humor fans, corn lovers, and anyone who enjoys funny prehistoric food jokes.
I'm A Veggie Dinosaur Funny T Rex Corn Lover Card
by ulric.mata.goodsw
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cheerful pea pod crew sets off on a playful leafy adventure in this colorful vegetable character design. Featuring three adorable green peas with explorer outfits and plenty of positive energy, this artwork is perfect for best friends, siblings, families, gardeners, veggie lovers, and fans of cute food humor. A fun choice for matching shirts, stickers, tote bags, and friendship gifts.