Fuzzy Britches Cards
Description: A retro-style emblem featuring a woman with a feathered headdress and fur cloak. The text "WHEN YOU'VE CRAWLED THROUGH A RIVER OF SHIT CAME AN AND CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE" encircles the top. Below is "Fuzzy Britches" in a script font, followed by "LAGER" in block letters and "FOR THE OBTUSE DRINKER". The emblem has a red and dark brown color scheme.
Description: A circular emblem with the text "BREWED IN THE WILD" arched at the top and "GRITTY TASTE & GOOD TIMES" arched at the bottom. In the center, the text "Fuzzy Britches" is displayed prominently above a depiction of a woman in primitive attire and the word "LAGER".
Fuzzy Britches Lager Brewed In The Wild Gritty Taste & Good Times Card
by kiwico
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Description: In 1947 Portland, Maine, banker Andy Dufresne is convicted of murdering his wife and her lover and is sentenced to two consecutive life sentences at the Shawshank State Penitentiary. He is befriended by Ellis "Red" Redding, an inmate and prison contraband smuggler serving a life sentence. Red procures a rock hammer and a large poster of Rita Hayworth for Andy. Assigned to work in the prison laundry, Andy is frequently sexually assaulted by "the Sisters" and their leader, Bogs.
