Geologist Dad Cards

Description: World's Okayest Geologist

Description: This vintage design features the text "My Favorite Geologist Calls Me Dad" in a distressed font. It's the best gift for Geologist's dad on Christmas, or birthday. Get this T-shirt, hoodie, sticker, and more!

Description: GEOLOGIST DAD – SUPER COOL DAD OF FREAKING AWESOME GEOLOGIST

Description: Schist Happens Metamorphically Speaking. A geologist dad shirt for rock hounds, geology majors and mineral collectors who love a good pun. Wear it to field camp, the lab, gem and mineral shows and weekend hikes. One of the funny geology gifts and a great dad gift for men who know schist happens. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.

Description: This vintage design features the text "Husband Dad Geologist Legend" in a distressed font. It's the best gift for Geologist on Father's Day, Christmas, or birthday. Get this funny Geologist T-shirt, hoodie, sticker, and more!

Description: Vintage geologist design with funny geology quote about rock hunting and rockhounding for any rock collector, geology teacher & mineral collector who loves a road trip vacation in the mountains to collect rocks, crystals and fossils with a rock pick hammer

Description: This design is for the dedicated mining professional and celebrates the challenging mining occupation. It features the complete text: Under Ground Miner Nutritional And Undeniable Facts Serving Size 1 Hard Working Miner Servings Per Shift 1 Percent Daily Value Hard Working 200 Percent Problem Solving 100 Percent Critical Thinking 1100 Percent Positive Attitude 200 Percent Adequate Sleep H 0 Percent Accept Failure 0 Percent Total Freaking Badass 1000 Percent Percent Daily Values Are Based On A Diet Of 100 Percent Pure Dedication And Caffeine Values May Vary In Different Geological Conditions.

Description: Looking for a hilarious surprise for your rockhound dad or geologist brother? Celebrate Old Rock Day with this bold graphic typography quote. It's the ultimate apparel present for any family member who loves ancient stones and funny humor.

Description: For those exact moments when life hits hard but your appreciation for gemstones and geological formations remains unbothered. The "Rock Bottom Is Not That Bad If You Are Into Rocks" design is a hit.

Description: For those exact moments when life hits hard but your appreciation for gemstones and geological formations remains unbothered. The "Rock Bottom Is Not That Bad If You Are Into Rocks" design is a hit.

Description: Humorous design for dads who enjoy rock collecting and geology. Features a fun statement about being an awesome father.

Description: Rock Fest

Description: Funny Sayings for Geologist "It's Okay If You Don't Like Geologist It's Kind Of A Smart People Thing Anyway". Funny gifts idea for Geologist lovers.

Description: Living on the Edge (of a Fault Line)

Description: Easily Distracted By Rocks Geology t-shirt

Description: Awesome present idea for geologists, paleontologists, earth science majors, rock puns, geode hunters, scientists, rock mineral collectors, or geology lovers for Christmas, birthdays, Science Day, or any other gift-giving event!

Description: Inspired by bad puns and volcanic eruptions