Germaphobe Cards

Description: Risograph germs for your favorite germaphobe.

Description: Are you one who grabs up the hand sanitizer, antibacterial soap in fear of getting bad bugs, germs, the flu or sick? This tee is designed for all the germaphobes out there.

Description: Adorable vintage-distressed cartoon of a bashful dairy heifer named Muddy, covered in muck and shyly holding up her hooves under the bubbly retro warning: "Don't Touch! You Don't Know Where I've Been." A hilarious tee for cattle farmers, farm girls, germaphobes, and lovers of sassy personal-space humor.

Description: Promote good hygiene with 'Keep Calm And Washy Washy'. Ideal for healthcare professionals, germ awareness, and anyone prioritizing clean hands and health.

Description: You're Too Close design for personal space enthusiasts, introverts, and social distancing advocates. Perfect for anyone who loves funny sayings and sarcastic humor.

Description: A relatable avatar illustration of a man wearing a blue medical face mask with wide, anxious eyes. Perfect for doctors, nurses, healthcare workers, or anyone dealing with social anxiety, introverted overthinking, or navigating public spaces. A funny and modern design for t-shirts, stickers, and buttons.

Description: Keep Calm And Washy Washy. Cleaning, hygiene, and washing enthusiast design. For laundry lovers, hand washing supporters, and tidy individuals. Funny germaphobe humor.

Description: Bold Keep Away lettering with a teal brush stroke and warning hands. A funny gift for introverts, germaphobes and anyone protecting their personal space.

Description: Whether you're a certified germaphobe or just don't like being coughed on (imagine that), this masked Gadsden flag design may be just the thing you're looking for. 

Description: A witty twist for anyone who takes cleanliness very seriously. Perfect for neat freaks, sanitizing enthusiasts, and humor lovers.

Description: A witty twist for anyone who takes cleanliness very seriously. Perfect for neat freaks, sanitizing enthusiasts, and humor lovers.

Description: But First Hand Sanitizer design

Description: But First Hand Sanitizer design

Description: But First Hand Sanitizer design

Description: Afraid Of Germs Funny Clean Freak Hygiene

Description: funny wash your hands