Get Off The Internet Cards
Description: Relive the nostalgic era of 90s dial-up internet with this funny pixel art graphic tee! Featuring a retro CRT monitor, classic computer tower, red landline phone, and the iconic phrase "get off the internet i need to use the phone", this shirt brings back memories of shared phone lines and slow loading screens. Perfect for tech enthusiasts, 90s kids, retro gamers, and lovers of geeky humor.
Standing Up As Soon As The Airplane Stops Won't Help You Get Off Sooner Card
by pastelora_vistoo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome graphic with white sans-serif text on a black background. The text reads: 'YOU THEY YOU KNOW WHAT THEY THE WHEN SAY A FALL FALL OFF THE HORSE YOU GET RIGHT BACK BACK YOID AND YOU EAT THAT HORSE'. The text is arranged in multiple lines, with some words repeated and slightly offset.
You Know What They Say A Fall Off The Horse You Get Right Back Back Yoid And You Eat That Horse Card
by CAYUT TRUCK
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Some people can stay focused on one thing for hours. Others can get distracted by anything—a strange noise, a random sign, or a thought that has nothing to do with what they’re doing. Give that kind of person a fast car, and things could get interesting very quickly. The plan might start with following the track, but one tiny distraction could lead to a completely unexpected detour. Before anyone realizes what happened, the car could be heading toward a neighboring country instead of the finish line. At that point, the race team would have bigger concerns than changing tires. They’d probably be checking maps, calling border control, and wondering how someone managed to turn a professional race into a very curious international road trip.
If I had to compete in a Formula 1 race, chances are—given how easily I get distracted and how often my mind wanders—I’d veer off the track and end up in another country Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The trouble with retirement is you never get a day off Get your funny T-Shirt now!
The trouble with retirement is you never get a day off Card
by nektarinchen
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A hilarious, no-nonsense warning for everyone else. This design serves as a witty reminder that as we get older, our patience wears thin and the consequences of our actions become much less intimidating. Perfect for anyone who has reached the age where they truly have nothing left to lose!
Don't Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less Life In Prison Is A Deterrent ON BACK Card
by Mysterio Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: wolf old people aging sarcastic quote grandpa grandma elderly retirement prison senior citizen attitude
Wolf Dont Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less Life In Prison Is A Deterrent Card
by Lara Wilber Muv Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: traight from TikTok’s weirdest trend – Marcus the Worm! This shirt features the viral meme phrase “Robert, it’s pissing me off” with Marcus in silhouette form. Perfect for TikTok fans, meme lovers, ADHD humor enthusiasts, or anyone who wants to wear pure internet chaos. Works on T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs – spread the Marcus energy everywhere 🪱.
Robert It’s Pissing Me Off – Marcus the Worm Meme Card
by NeuroPop
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Don't Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less 'Life In Prison' Is A Deterrent
Don't Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less 'Life In Prison' Is A Deterrent Card
by Lina Hiba Active
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Don't Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less 'Life In Prison' Is A Deterrent
Don't Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less 'Life In Prison' Is A Deterrent Card
by Hanida Fahd
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Don't Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less 'Life In Prison' Is A Deterrent
Don't Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less 'Life In Prison' Is A Deterrent Card
by Lina Hiba Active
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Off To Fight The Bad Cells Breast Cancer Chemotherapy Get Well Soon Retro Duck Goose
Off To Fight The Bad Cells Breast Cancer Chemotherapy Get Well Soon Retro Duck Goose Card
by j-hope botique
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Off To Fight The Bad Cells Breast Cancer Chemotherapy Get Well Soon Retro Duck Goose
Off To Fight The Bad Cells Breast Cancer Chemotherapy Get Well Soon Retro Duck Goose Card
by j-hope botique
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold, text-based graphic with three lines of text on a black background. The top line reads "THE TROUBLE WITH" in large white capital letters. The middle line reads "RETIREMENT" in large red capital letters. The bottom line reads "IS YOU NEVER GET A DAY OFF." in large white capital letters.
The Trouble With Retirement Is You Never Get A Day Off White Red Text Card
by Bentonhio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold, typographic composition against a black background. The text reads "DON'T PISS OFF OLD PEOPLE THE OLDER WE GET THE LESS 'LIFE IN PRISON' IS A DETERRENT". The words "OLD" and "PEOPLE" are significantly larger than the surrounding text. Decorative flourishes flank the word "OLD".
Don't Piss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less "Life In Prison" Is A Deterrent Bold Text Card
by GIBSON GIGS NEW ART
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Vintage rockabilly-inspired illustration featuring a tattooed barber with a pompadour holding shears while cruising in a muscle car styled with barber pole stripes. Paired with the clever line "Get in, loser. We're taking a little off the top." Ideal for barbers, hair stylists, and classic muscle car fans.
Get In Loser We're Taking A Little Off The Top - Barber Muscle Car Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Standing up as soon as the plane lands won't help you get off any sooner Card
by miltonaguirre
$5.00 $6.00
Standing up as soon as the plane lands won't help you get off any sooner Card
by miltonaguirre
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Description: Don't Pisss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less Life In Prison Is A Deterrent design
Don't Pisss Off Old People The Older We Get The Less Life In Prison Is A Deterrent Card
by mdr design 23
$5.00 $6.00
If You Can’t Take A Hit Get Off The Field Lacrosse Funny Card
by HappyDumplingDesigns
$5.00 $6.00
Description: DON'T PISS OFF OLD PEOPLE Looking for a funny gift? Surprise him with this he will keep forever! Get Yours Now - he's worth it! Don't forget to share it -_-
DON'T PISS OFF OLD PEOPLE - THE OLDER WE GET THE LESS LIFE Card
by Giftadism
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Introducing the "Not Now Kitten Daddy Is Hand-Picking The Grown Men Who Get To Piss Him Off For The Next 17 Weeks" t-shirt, a funny and trendy tee.
Not Now Kitten Daddy Is Hand-Picking The Grown Men Who Get To Piss Him Off For The Next 17 Weeks Card
by Lunavalentina
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Have you tried turning it off and on again? The first thing said by anyone in the IT crowd, or your cousin Mikey who can fix computers, or the electrician next door. Get this for anyone who fixes electronics and they'll love you - they'll probably still ask through.
Have you tried turning it off and on again funny IT Card
by pickledpossums
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Edie and the Eggs were a punk/comedy/celebrity-exploitation band featuring Edith Massey, known for acting in several films by John Waters, founded in 1978. The band's name referred to Massey's character in Pink Flamingos, who had an obsession with eating eggs and romanced an egg delivery man. Massey sometimes wore her bizarre leather costume from the film Female Trouble during gigs.
