Get Up Cards
Get up, dress up, show up, and never give up Card
by Running with Scissors
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Description: The Irish immigrants made quite the impression when they landed on American shores. Their penchant for fighting and rowdiness has been immortalized with ideas of the "fighting Irish," the "Irish temper," and another famous phrase which has become mainstream. "Don't Get My Irish Up" means "don't provoke me, or my Irish temper will come out, and you'll know why we are known as the 'fighting Irish'!"
Description: A hilarious and rebellious design for the women who plan on causing a little trouble in their golden years. Perfect for sassy grandmas, aunts, and anyone who refuses to grow old quietly!
When I Get Old They're Never Gonna Say What A Sweet Old Lady They're Going To Say What's On Earth Is She Up To Now Card
by Art_By_liale
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Description: Buy "I Don't Drink And I Don't Do Drugs At My Age I Can Get The Same Effect By Standing Up Too Fast" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Evil Moon Rising" for more designs and style options.
I Don't Drink And I Don't Do Drugs At My Age I Can Get The Same Effect By Standing Up Too Fast Card
by Evil Moon Rising
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Description: Some people can stay focused on one thing for hours. Others can get distracted by anything—a strange noise, a random sign, or a thought that has nothing to do with what they’re doing. Give that kind of person a fast car, and things could get interesting very quickly. The plan might start with following the track, but one tiny distraction could lead to a completely unexpected detour. Before anyone realizes what happened, the car could be heading toward a neighboring country instead of the finish line. At that point, the race team would have bigger concerns than changing tires. They’d probably be checking maps, calling border control, and wondering how someone managed to turn a professional race into a very curious international road trip.
If I had to compete in a Formula 1 race, chances are—given how easily I get distracted and how often my mind wanders—I’d veer off the track and end up in another country Card
by englishlearning
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