Goblincore Opossum Cards
Description: The fastest trash-eater in the West. A vintage-style Japanese ink wash (Sumi-e) illustration of a Cowboy Opossum, ready to duel for the last piece of garbage. Essential gear for the goblincore enthusiast, western fan, or lover of feral memes.
Vintage Japanese Cowboy Opossum - Yeehaw Possum Sumi-e Art Card
by VOILA
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace the cozy magic of autumn with this spooky Halloween scene. A fluffy opossum rests on a gnarled tree branch, holding a glowing candle to light the night. Surrounded by falling leaves, a crescent moon, and stars, this cottagecore inspired piece features a jack-o'-lantern face carved right into the wood. Perfect for goblincore enthusiasts, nature lovers, and anyone who adores the eerie charm of fall. Add a touch of seasonal mystery to your collection.
Goblincore Opossum on Spooky Halloween Pumpkin Tree Card
by Xfiber Production
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your feral side and show some love for the neighborhood weirdos! This hilariously detailed, vintage woodcut-style design features a fiercely hissing opossum masquerading as a feline, complete with the bold slogan "Support Local Street Cats." It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for fans of Goblincore, lovers of misunderstood trash animals, and anyone whose daily vibe is just pure, unadulterated chaotic energy.
Description: Embrace your feral side and show some love for the neighborhood weirdos! This hilariously detailed, vintage woodcut-style design features a fiercely hissing opossum masquerading as a feline, complete with the bold slogan "Support Local Street Cats." It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for fans of Goblincore, lovers of misunderstood trash animals, and anyone whose daily vibe is just pure, unadulterated chaotic energy.
Description: Retro botanical linocut illustration of a cute opossum hanging upside down from a mossy tree branch surrounded by wild forest mushrooms, ferns, and stars with the funny text "Live Fast Eat Trash". Earthy cottagecore and goblincore design for possum lovers, nature fans, and trash animal meme enthusiasts.
Live Fast Eat Trash Vintage Opossum Goblincore Mushroom Card
by VISUAL LOO PS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate your inner trash mammal with this adorable 'Local Trash' design! Featuring a cute North American Opossum wearing a beautiful wildflower crown, sitting peacefully in a garden. This aesthetic illustration perfectly blends the chaotic energy of trashcore with the soft vibes of cottagecore. A fantastic gift for opossum lovers, animal rescuers, or anyone who proudly embraces being a little bit of a 'local trash' legend. Great for stickers, t-shirts, and journals for that quirky, forest-inspired look!
Trash Panda Night Crew Vintage Raccoon Opossum Skunk Card
by Yemushroom
$5.00 $6.00
Description: It's giving feral. It's giving adorable. It's giving both at once and not apologizing. This hand-drawn illustrated badger surrounded by little hearts and sparkles is here to represent everyone who is a little unhinged but also deeply charming about it. "Feral but make it cute" — a whole personality in four words. The loose, sketchy illustration style gives it that handmade zine energy that looks amazing on stickers, tote bags, and mugs. Perfect for goblincore and cottagecore fans, animal lovers, badger enthusiasts, and anyone whose friends would say "this is literally you." ✦ Available on stickers, tote bags, mugs, t-shirts, notebooks, and more. ✦ Sticker die-cut is the hero product for this design. ✦ A perfect gift for the feral little
Feral But Make It Cute — Badger Illustration Funny Animal Sticker | Goblincore Humor, Cottagecore Gift Card
by Art of Dari
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Panic internally, but make it aesthetic! This hilariously relatable vintage woodcut-style design features a visibly stressed opossum surrounded by mystical mushrooms and ferns, proudly bearing the banner: "Socially Awkward." It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for introverts, fans of "trash cat" internet memes, and anyone who thrives on goblincore vibes but absolutely panics at the thought of small talk.
Description: Panic internally, but make it aesthetic! This hilariously relatable vintage woodcut-style design features a visibly stressed opossum surrounded by mystical mushrooms and ferns, proudly bearing the banner: "Socially Awkward." It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for introverts, fans of "trash cat" internet memes, and anyone who thrives on goblincore vibes but absolutely panics at the thought of small talk.
Description: Embrace the ultimate mood of existential dread with this chaotic dark academia masterpiece. Featuring a gothic ink-styled opossum staring into an ornate mirror only to see a manic, screaming reflection of itself against cracked glass, this visual perfectly captures the 'no thoughts head empty' feeling. Ideal for goblincore enthusiasts, internet humor fans, and anyone who appreciates a bit of self-deprecating mental health humor. Bring a touch of distressed, humorous energy to your everyday collection.
No Thoughts Head Empty Screaming Opossum Mirror Card
by Xfiber Production
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Need a little feral motivation to get through the day? This hilariously detailed, vintage woodcut-style design features the ultimate neighborhood dream team—a raccoon and an opossum high-fiving—paired with the inspiring pun: "More Trash Can, Less Trash Can't." It is the perfect piece of sarcastic, edgy wearable art for fans of goblincore, trash pandas, and anyone running on pure, unadulterated chaotic energy.
Description: Need a little feral motivation to get through the day? This hilariously detailed, vintage woodcut-style design features the ultimate neighborhood dream team—a raccoon and an opossum high-fiving—paired with the inspiring pun: "More Trash Can, Less Trash Can't." It is the perfect piece of sarcastic, edgy wearable art for fans of goblincore, trash pandas, and anyone running on pure, unadulterated chaotic energy.
Description: Living your best life... in a pile of trash! This cute and hilarious illustration features a happy little opossum wearing a polka-dot party hat, surrounded by its favorite snacks: pizza slices, cola cans, crisps, and banana peels. Paired with the iconic phrase "LIVING THE DREAM," it's the ultimate sarcastic design for goblincore lovers, introverts, garbage dwellers, and anyone who thrives in chaos. Perfect for stickers, t-shirts, mugs, and casual wear!
Description: This anxious opossum in a frayed green scarf hugging a cluster of blackberries is for everyone who feels cozy and nervous at the same time. With olive greens, deep purples, and floating stars, this goblincore-inspired scene captures the gentle weirdness of woodland life. Fans of quirky wildlife, cottagecore charm, and awkward berry-hoarding creatures will love this little forager.
Anxious Opossum with Green Scarf and Blackberries Card
by Xfiber Production
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A vintage Appalachian folk art possum design featuring a cute holler rat perched on a porch rail under a full moon, surrounded by fireflies, wildflowers, mountain silhouettes, and rustic country details. Perfect for possum lovers, Appalachian humor fans, goblincore collectors, cottagecore nature lovers, southern gothic fans, and anyone who loves weird woodland animals from the holler.
Description: Embrace the chaotic energy of this wild design featuring a crazed screaming opossum trapped inside a jar of bubbling toxic green waste. With its wide yellow eyes and sharp teeth, this feral marsupial captures the ultimate trash animal aesthetic. Perfect for fans of goblincore, dark humor, and alternative subcultures, this vibrant illustration adds an energetic touch to your collection.
Description: Embrace your inner goblin with this hilarious grumpy Halloween fairy opossum design. Featuring a rebellious little marsupial hanging upside down from an autumn branch, complete with tattered pink fairy wings, a bright tutu, and a jack-o'-lantern bucket overflowing with trash. It is the perfect blend of spooky season vibes and alternative humor for opossum lovers and fans of the whimsical goblincore aesthetic.
