Guide Cards

Description: A rare Betelgeusian Drinking Shirt.

Description: "It is said that despite its many glaring (and occasionally fatal) inaccuracies, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy itself has outsold the Encyclopedia Galactica because it is slightly cheaper, and because it has the words 'DON'T PANIC' in large, friendly letters on the cover."

Description: Krystal and Alexis are trapped in a burning house. Who started the fire? Will they escape or kill each other before the fire rages? Celebrate all the burning passion only Dynasty could deliver!

Description: For the happy soul in your universe.

Description: Always loved Hitchhikers guide and even though the movie wasn't a great success, it had great actors and fantastic design.

Description: A quote from one of our favourite and most surreal book: the Hitchhiker's guide to galaxy

Description: Come and see my world

Description: The first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Description: When they updated the entry for "Earth" in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the entry was changed from "harmless" to "mostly harmless". A definite improvement, I think.

Description: Let the world know that you like a podcast by purchasing one of these beautiful classic logo items.

Description: Do you know where your towel is?

Description: They really are the smartest beings in the galaxy

Description: The second part of my personal tribute to Douglas Adam's, a man who knew the importance of traveling with a Towel

Description: Pick up a pangalactic gargleblaster and a shirt lol

Description: Genuine People Personality

Description: Hitchhiker's Guide

Description: Perfect appreciation, christmas or birthday gift for tour guide or tourist guide: loved one or friend !

Description: Tour Guide Heart Job Title

Description: "It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level"

Description: The one guy all foreign fighters need in Hong Kong. Being a local, Lin can show you a real good time if you're good looking like him!

Description: Freshwater Fish Species Guide

Description: ..or you'll get a present of Thermonuclear missiles. Seriously don't visit

Description: I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.

Description: Spirit Guide

Description: The logo for The Netherworld Dispatch, our Patreon-exclusive podcast for awesome people!

Description: A quote from one of our favourite and most surreal book: the Hitchhiker's guide to galaxy

Description: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Description: Marvin the Paranoid Android from the original series and not that ghastly aberration from the movie.

Description: This cheeky design contains galaxies. Hand drawn characters and icons from the best science fiction series ever are sure to get attention.

Description: "I wonder if it will be friends with me."

Description: This cheeky design contains galaxies. Hand drawn characters and icons from the best science fiction series ever are sure to get attention.

Description: If there's one thing that The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy has taught me, it's that the Babel Fish is probably the oddest thing in the universe. Well and that the Earth is mostly harmless... And that dolphins are far more intelligent than we thought... Oh, and that the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence... And not forgetting that a towel is the most massively useful thing a hitch hiker can carry.

Description: I had an idea..WHAP!!!