Guide Cards
Description: Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don’t. For those wondering: "IP BD" stands for "Iambic Pentameter Be Damned". ;)
Description: Cosmic Familiars - each Xolo have their third eye wide open, ready to help guide you through your cosmic journey.
Spirit Guide (light shirts) Card
by Aethernally Oblivious // Spazzy Newton ART&DESIGN
$5.00 $6.00
Salted Butter Measurement Guide Vintage Style Card
by pastelora_vistoo
$5.00 $6.00
Just Don't Panic! - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Card
by OtakuPapercraft
$5.00 $6.00
Dont Panic Life The Universe And Everything Card
by MillieCreats
$5.00 $6.00
Step Guide Conversation Technique Graphic Card
by Reina Breaker
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Understand your feline friend with this hilarious 'Cat Eye Guide'. It humorously contrasts the 'SAFE' and 'DANGER' signals of a cat's eyes, perfect for any cat owner who knows the struggle. Great conversation starter and a fun way to show your love for cats.
Cat Eye Guide Funny Feline Behavior Expression Card
by avangore
$5.00 $6.00
i guide others to the treasures i can not possess Card
by Hanida Fahd
$5.00 $6.00
i guide others to the treasures i can not possess Card
by Hanida Fahd
$5.00 $6.00
Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy/Marvin Quote Card
by Burger Tales
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Illustrated lyrics for the song Dog at the Door from the album Spirit World Field Guide by the artist Aesop Rock
Dog at the Door - Illustrated lyrics - Aesop Rock Card
by Bangart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny birdwatching design with a squirrel twist, perfect for bird lovers, backyard nature fans, hikers, campers, and anyone who enjoys clever animal humor.
How To Identify Birds Funny Squirrel Birdwatching Guide Card
by Kruukat_ART
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A detailed vintage-style fish identification chart showcasing five types of salmon—Chum, Sockeye, Coho, Pink, and King Salmon—complete with classic descriptive labels. This handsome educational illustration is ideal for fishermen, anglers, fly fishing hobbyists, and anyone who appreciates vintage marine wildlife art.
Vintage Salmon Fish Species Guide Identification Chart Card
by Vintake
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny sci fi quote inspired by Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, perfect geek gift for any sci fi book lovers with a sense of style!
So Long and Thanks - Hitchhikers Quote - Sci Fi - Don't Panic Card
by Nemons
$5.00 $6.00