Holiday Rat Cards
Description: You've spent every summer trying to perform the "hot girl summer" version of yourself — curated photos, manufactured glow, performed wellness. And underneath all of that you've been exhausted, eating pizza on the floor in questionable conditions, completely unfiltered, and infinitely more relaxed than the version everyone sees online. Sewer Girl Summer is the version that actually happened. The rat with the pizza slice on the concrete slab isn't aspirational — she's honest, and honest hits different.
Sewer Girl Summer Totally Grimy Rat Pizza Graphic — Funny Dark Humor Unfiltered Card
by SketchTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This festive Holiday design features a Christmas Rat wearing Reindeer Antlers and a Scarf. Perfect for Pet Rodent owners, Animal Lovers, and those celebrating the Winter season.
Christmas Rat Reindeer Antlers Pet Rodent Holiday Card
by kichnar
$5.00 $6.00
Description: If you love the Gym, are in Muscle Building and are doing it at Christmas, then the Gingerbread Man GINGER SHRED Funny Weightlifter Design is perfect! In the Gym for Muscle Training. If you're looking for a Gym Shirt or Fitness Studio Shirt for Bodybuilding, put on the Sports Gym Shirt and show off your Muscles!
Gingershred Funny Gingerbread Weightlifting Christmas Gym Card
by 3rd Impact
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate freedom and fitness! This funny workout design is the perfect gift for a gym rat or bodybuilder celebrating the 4th July. Show off your patriotic gains and hit the gym today!
DUMBBELLS AND DEMOCRACY - 4th July Gym Lover Fitness Humor MAY-176 Card
by MUNIB
$5.00 $6.00
Light The Lamp Not The Rat Christmas Funny Holiday Rat Card
by Keebler Do
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the magical holiday season with this super cute Christmas mouse wearing reindeer antlers and a green plaid scarf! Surrounded by delicate snowflakes and pine cones, this vintage-style Merry Christmas design is perfect for family matching shirts, holiday trips, pajama tops, and festive Christmas gifts. Spread the holiday cheer with this classic winter artwork!
Description: Perfect for summer lovers and animal enthusiasts. This design captures the relaxed vibe of Living The Dream, ideal for anyone enjoying their vacation.
Living The Dream Rat Summer Vacation Animal Lover Card
by JaskconLIfe23
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect for summer lovers and animal enthusiasts. This design captures the relaxed vibe of Living The Dream, ideal for anyone enjoying their vacation.
Living The Dream Rat Summer Vacation Animal Lover Card
by Funny Animal Kings
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Spread festive cheer and nostalgic laughs with this funny "Light The Lamp Not The Rat" Christmas typography design! Featuring Victorian-style festive lettering framed by holly leaves and ornate swirls, this witty graphic is perfect for holiday movie fans, Christmas lovers, and family gatherings. Makes a wonderful gift for Christmas parties, stocking stuffers, or matching holiday shirts.
Light The Lamp Not The Rat Funny Christmas Movie Quote Card
by isdik
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Hit the gym before sunrise with this funny "We Sleigh at 5AM" penguin fitness design. Perfect for early morning weightlifters, gym rats, and holiday workout enthusiasts.
We Sleigh At 5AM Early Bird Lift Club Design Card
by RIFT SUPPLY
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Hit the highway to hell this holiday season with this badass "Rat Bike Krampus Merry Krampus Christmas Horror" design! Combining gritty rat bike chopper culture with legendary Alpine folklore, this artwork features the horned Christmas Devil riding a custom motorcycle, built for bikers, hot rod enthusiasts, and dark horror fans. Whether you're cruising to a Krampusnacht run on December 5th, wearing alternative gear to a holiday party, or hunting for the ultimate gift for motorcycle lovers, metalheads, and goths, this Rat Bike Merry Krampus design unleashes high-octane holiday horror!
Rat Bike Krampus Merry Krampus Christmas Horror Card
by SoftWorkPlace
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lift heavy through the frost with this epic "Merry Liftmas - Arctic Iron Club" polar bear gym design. Ideal for weightlifters, bodybuilders, and winter fitness lovers.
Merry Liftmas Arctic Iron Club Polar Bear Gym Design Card
by SKYVALE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Prove you earned your gains this holiday season with this funny "No Lift, No Gift" North Pole Barbell Club design. Perfect for powerlifters, gym rats, and fitness enthusiasts.
No Lift No Gift North Pole Barbell Club Design Card
by D88 STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Earn your presents under the tree with this hilarious "No Lift, No Gift" reindeer bodybuilder design. Perfect for powerlifters, gym rats, and fitness enthusiasts.
No Lift No Gift Sleigh Bells Barbell Swells Design Card
by SKYVALE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bring some serious muscle to your holiday wardrobe with this funny "Santa Claus Gym" bodybuilder design. Perfect for gym rats, powerlifters, and fitness humor fans.
Santa Claus Gym Muscular Bodybuilder Christmas Design Card
by D88 STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Get your holiday gains with this hilarious "Frosty The Swoleman" graphic! Designed in the classic ugly Christmas sweater style with faux knit textures, this funny design features a buff, muscular snowman confidently lifting heavy dumbbells. Complete with a winking face, a cozy Santa hat, a striped winter scarf, and festive workout details like weight plates under Christmas trees. It is the ideal design for bodybuilders, weightlifters, gym rats, personal trainers, and anyone looking to flex their holiday spirit at the next ugly sweater party or winter workout session.
Frosty The Swoleman Funny Gym Workout Ugly Christmas Sweater Card
by NUNEZ CREATIONS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Pump iron and celebrate the holidays with this original "Santa Has His Own Toys Too" gym and weightlifting Christmas design! Featuring a strong, relaxed Santa wearing sunglasses inside his ultimate garage gym workshop—complete with heavy barbells, dumbbells, weight racks, and a kettlebell mug. Crafted in a rugged vintage distressed screen-print aesthetic with high-contrast snow-capped typography, this shirt looks fantastic on both light and dark shirt color variants. The perfect Christmas gift for weightlifters, fitness lovers, gym owners, bodybuilders, dads, brothers, and anyone who loves hitting PRs during the holiday season!
Santa Has His Own Toys Too Gym Weightlifting Christmas T-Shirt Card
by Vladadee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Whimsical rat in Santa suit, tangled in festive lights, Merry Christmas design.
Festive Rat Christmas Lights Ugly Sweater Style Card
by Resizs Project
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny Christmas song parody T-Shirt. Perfect for working out at the gym and getting fit for the holiday season!
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fitmas Card
by Brogress Project
$5.00 $6.00
Eat Sleep Ski Repeat T-Shirt and Apparel For Skiers Card
by PowderShot
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Hit your personal records while everyone else opens presents with this funny "Most Likely to Go to the Gym on Christmas" Krampus design. Ideal for dedicated weightlifters and fitness fanatics.
Most Likely To Go To The Gym Christmas Krampus Design Card
by SKYVALE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Never skip a workout with this funny "Most Likely to Go to the Gym on Christmas" penguin bench press design. Perfect for dedicated gym rats and holiday fitness lovers.
Most Likely To Go To The Gym On Christmas Penguin Design Card
by RIFT SUPPLY
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Pump iron through the holidays with this hilarious "Merry Liftmas" Nutcracker weightlifter design. Perfect for gym rats, powerlifters, and fitness lovers who never skip leg day.
Merry Liftmas North Pole Iron Brigade Weightlifter Design Card
by SKYVALE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Earn your holiday cookies with this funny "Most Likely to Go to the Gym on Christmas" gingerbread man design. Perfect for fitness lovers and holiday workout squads.
Most Likely To Go To The Gym On Christmas Gingerbread Design Card
by SKYVALE STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Park Rat T-Shirt and Apparel for Skiers and Snowboarders Card
by PowderShot
$5.00 $6.00