Home Improvement Contractor Cards
Description: When David J. Heerensperger took over the Pay 'N Pak, it was an eight-year-old, $15 million-a-year company. By the time the reins were passed to his successor 20 years later in 1989, he had grown Pay 'N Pak to a $400 million-a-year company. Instead of simply retiring, Heerensperger decided to start over. Just two months after resigning from Pay 'N Pak, he incorporated his new company, calling it Eagle Hardware & Garden, resurrecting the name of the hardware store he founded in Spokane in 1959. With a motto of "More of Everything," Eagle's stores were bigger than the competition, averaging 120k square feet. Heerensperger grew Eagle rapidly, taking the company public inside of two years, and by 1995, was a $650 million-a-year company.
Description: A circular saw graphic with the text "ARTEC HOME IMPROVEMENT" arched above and below. The saw features a phone number, "(8700-424-5600)", on a silver shroud. The tool has a teal and black handle, with a gray blade and base. The entire composition is set against a black background.
Description: Hey, weekend warriors and general contractors, this dud's for you! Feel like you live at the hardware store, and loving it? A play on the French expression for seeing life through rose-coloured glasses, people like us can now let the world know we see our world through Lowe's-colored glasses. Look for a satirical shirt representing their Orange-colored competitor soon!
Description: Everyone knows that Binford Tools are the best of the best, especially the 6100 series. From cutting edge cordless power tools to traditional hand tools, Binford consistently delivers a level of made in USA quality that other brands can't match. Of course, their calendar girls aren't too bad either, and Binford would have it no other way.
Description: Dad said, "I can fix that!" Now we need a contractor... and possibly a plumber! What started as a simple home repair quickly turned into a full-blown DIY disaster! This hilarious cartoon design features an overconfident dad surrounded by broken plumbing, spraying water, scattered tools, and the unforgettable aftermath of his latest home improvement adventure. With the caption "DAD SAID, 'I CAN FIX THAT.' NOW WE NEED A CONTRACTOR," this colorful design celebrates the funny side of fatherhood, ambitious home repairs, and those famous last words every homeowner knows too well. Perfect for dads, husbands, grandfathers, DIY enthusiasts, weekend handymen, and anyone whose five-minute repair turned into a five-hundred-dollar emergency!
Dad Said I Can Fix That – Now We Need a Contractor | Funny DIY Home Repair Humor Card
by SignShirtz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Binford Tools: Unmatched Quality in Power and Hand Tools Known for its superior craftsmanship and Made in USA quality, Binford Tools has long been the go-to brand for professionals and DIY enthusiasts alike. The Binford 6100 series stands out as a benchmark in cutting-edge cordless power tools and traditional hand tools, delivering durability and precision that competitors struggle to match. Whether you're tackling tough construction projects or fine-detail work, Binford consistently sets the standard for reliability and performance. Plus, Binford’s commitment to excellence extends beyond tools—its iconic calendar girls have become an enduring part of the brand’s legacy. When it comes to high-performance tools, Binford remains the trusted n
Binford Tools Power When You Need It 1991 - Vintage Card
by BACK TO THE 80S
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A hardworking beaver holds a branch inside a distressed 70s retro sunset circle above the wordplay quote, It's One Dam Project After Another. This vintage emblem is tailored for woodworkers, civil engineers, project managers, and DIY handymen who always have another task lined up. An ideal laugh for Father's Day, birthdays, or retirement celebrations.
One Dam Project After Another Funny Beaver Retro Sunset Card
by Dog&Cat ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$5.00 $6.00
Tile Setter An Old Man Still Set Tile In His 70s Card
by khedar blub
$5.00 $6.00
USA Flag House Painter Patriotic American Decorator Contractor Card
by Hassen23
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect for the dad who finds romance in the tool aisle! This vintage-style design reads "I Love Long Romantic Walks Through The Hardware Store" with distressed retro typography in navy, red, and tan. Celebrates dads who light up at Home Depot, Lowe's, Ace Hardware, or their local hardware shop. Ideal Father's Day gift, birthday present, or Christmas gift for the handyman, DIY enthusiast, woodworker, contractor, or any dad who spends weekends on home improvement projects. Great for dads who know their way around power tools, lumber yards, and paint departments better than anywhere else. Show dad his true love is the hardware store!
I Love Long Romantic Walks Through The Hardware Store - Funny Dad Gift Card
by Unique t-shirts design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For anyone who's ever watched a DIY project go completely off the rails. Featuring a hammer and nail design with the iconic phrase, this tee is perfect for handymen, contractors, and lovers of classic repair humor.
I Don't Think So Tim - Funny Handyman Repair Humor Card
by DailyMoodCo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For anyone who's ever watched a DIY project go completely off the rails. Featuring a hammer and nail design with the iconic phrase, this tee is perfect for handymen, contractors, and lovers of classic repair humor.
I Don't Think So Tim - Funny Handyman Repair Humor Card
by DailyMoodCo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your DIY confidence with this funny quote design. Perfect for contractors, carpenters, mechanics, or anyone who takes pride in their home improvement skills. Whether you are a professional builder or a weekend warrior in the garage, this sarcasm-infused statement piece celebrates the 'can-do' attitude toward fixing and construction projects. An ideal present for the handyman in your life who is always ready for a new repair task.
Handyman Humor Yup I Can Build That Card
by Fire at the Furthes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect for the dad who finds romance in the tool aisle! This humorous design reads "I Love Long Romantic Walks Through The Hardware Store" and celebrates dads who light up at Home Depot, Lowe's, or their local hardware shop. Ideal for the handyman, DIY enthusiast, woodworker, contractor, or any dad who spends weekends on home improvement projects. Great Father's Day gift, birthday present, or Christmas gift for the dad who has every tool but always needs "just one more." Perfect for dads who know their way around power tools, lumber yards, and paint departments better than anywhere else!
I Love Long Romantic Walks Through The Hardware Store - Funny Dad Gift Card
by Unique t-shirts design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Electrical Humor design is for Electricians, Electrical Workers, Homeowners, and Handymen. It features the funny phrase WTF Where's The Fusebox, perfect for anyone troubleshooting Circuits and Wiring.
WTF Where's The Fusebox Electrician Humor Electrical Worker Card
by VibrantWhiskers
$5.00 $6.00
Nice Caulk – Construction Worker Caulking Humor Card
by Kalico Design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Warning This Is Not A Drill! design for construction workers, handymen, carpenters, and DIY enthusiasts. A funny tool pun and work humor for tradesmen and builders.
Warning This Is Not A Drill! Construction Handyman Tradesman Humor Card
by JaskconLIfe23
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Electrician humor: hire a good one. Guaranteed laughs for any electrical professional.
Funny Electrician Quote - Bad Electrician Humor Card
by My Colourful Sheep
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the home repair hero in your life with this vintage-inspired graphic. It is a humorous choice for any handy dad, professional contractor, or DIY enthusiast who is always tinkering in the workshop.
Knower Of Stuff And Fixer Of Things Handyman Card
by 0reooos ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$5.00 $6.00
Im Silently Judging Your Wiring Electrician Engineer Card
by CozyCosmos Co
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This humorous design features a beaver and the phrase It's Just One Dam Project After Another. Perfect for builders, construction workers, project managers, DIY enthusiasts, and anyone who loves animal puns or building projects.
It's Just One Dam Project After Another Beaver Project Manager Construction Builder Gift Card
by Print Vibe Aya
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Fix Stuff That's What I Do. Handyman Builder Construction Worker Repairman DIY Enthusiast Home Improvement Maintenance Worker Dad Father Husband Grandpa.
I Fix Stuff That's What I Do Handyman Builder Repairman Dad Grandpa Card
by Lucenzo
$5.00 $6.00
