House Arrest Cards

Description: I'm not going out.

Description: Official "House Arrest" merch by Dalehjun.

Description: Official House Arrest Logo used to promote Dalehjun's single "House Arrest"

Description: "I ♥ MY ANKLE MONITOR" is stacked in bold cream varsity block letters with a bright red heart, and "AN INTROVERT'S DREAM. COURT-APPROVED." runs underneath in gold italic capitals. Deadpan, dry-witted and built for anyone who would rather stay home anyway. A fun pick for introverts, homebodies, fans of dark humor and anyone who never wants to leave the couch, or as a holiday gift.

Description: I Cut My Ankle Monitor Off To Be Here - Funny Weird Meme Saying

Description: Design features the humorous text quote I cut my ankle monitor off to be here.