Humor Saying Cards

Description: toddart

Description: Design is a cat in a box, with the words, "Tell Schrodinger That I'm Out & That I'm Coming For Him!". Schrodinger's cat, physics humor, nerdy, geeky.

Description: I can see it's gonna be rope, duct tape and shovel kinda day. Dark humor minimalist white text design, this dark humor design is a perfect gift for someone with anger issues.

Description: People are Like Slinkies

Description: Text Says "I'm All For Irony But The Phrase "Good Morning" Seems to Be Going A Bit Too Far".

Description: Ya could have been sweet. No nutritional value.

Description: Funny Jesus Meme with Quote I Saw That.

Description: This outrageous design says, “If You Think My Attitude Stinks, You Should Smell My Underwear”—a crude, sarcastic punchline that brings the shock factor. Perfect for fans of gross-out humor and bold statement pieces that push the limit with a laugh.

Description: New York Deadass

Description: Low Patience

Description: Nice try.

Description: Fake king

Description: World's greatest planet on earth

Description: I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

Description: Crap, Turns Out This Is My Circus And Those Are My Monkeys - FUnny Sarcastic Saying

Description: I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Description: If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing. A retro style linocut illustration of Jesus with the words "If You Don't Sin I Died For Nothing"

Description: They have not yet invented the device that can measure my indifference to your opinion

Description: Everyone was thinking it I just said it

Description: Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

Description: I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Description: Sometimes, you just need balls.

Description: FUNNY QUOTES

Description: My Spirit Animal Has Rabies

Description: Funny PHYSICS T-Shirt. Features text that says “PHYSICS - Because The Universe Doesn’t Run On Hysteria.” Makes a great gift for people who love Physics. Comes on clothing for women or men. Kids’ sizes are also available. Also comes on stickers, magnets mugs, and other stuff. Customize the background with the color of your choice.

Description: Dragon these balls all over ya face!

Description: Think it's not illegal

Description: Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

Description: This Tiny Turtle... he judges you immensely. And there isn't much you can do about it (shrugs) for more artwork visit michiscribbles.etsy.com

Description: Shaking my head sarcastic

Description: The implication

Description: F*ck Off QR Code - Funny Christmas Saying

Description: It's true.

Description: This witty hand-drawn raccoon design stars a cool trash panda in sunglasses, calmly sipping iced coffee beneath the phrase “Hang On, Let Me Overthink This.” Rendered in vintage etching style with bold, readable lettering, it delivers perfectly relatable anxiety humor for perfectionists, planners, and introverts who analyze everything. Crisp lines and high contrast make it pop on light or dark apparel, posters, and stickers. A fun gift for students, office legends, and caffeine lovers who joke about procrastination, decision paralysis, and endless pros-and-cons lists. Add clever personality to your everyday look and celebrate thoughtful brains that always double-check the details.

Description: Funny Sarcasm Of Course I Talk To Myself

Description: Savage with a side of mystery — this design leaves just enough unsaid to keep people curious (and maybe a little nervous). "I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me — I Wish Sudden" delivers a sharp, darkly humorous punch for those who love their comebacks with an edge. Perfect for fans of sarcasm, revenge humor, and that “don’t mess with me” vibe.