Im Not Anxious Cards

Description: I'm Not Anxious I'm Running Constant Threat Detection

Description: You're not the only one. Art by Tommy Devoid.

Description: Huge bloodshot eyes. Frozen smile. Absolutely not fine. This anxious frog says "I'm fine lol" while internally screaming — the most honest shirt for anyone who masks anxiety with humor. A perfect gift for introverts, overthinkers, therapy-goers, or anyone whose brain runs on chaos and caffeine. Part of the Soft Panic Humor collection — check out more anxious animal designs from this shop for matching stickers, hoodies, and mugs. Perfect for people who mask anxiety with humor and "lol" punctuation Great for introverts, overthinkers, and professional fine-sayers Ideal for anyone whose face says calm but whose brain says chaos The most honest gift you can give to someone who is definitely not fine.

Description: For fans of Tim Robinsons hit netflix show I think you should leave. I gotta find a way to make money off this thing! Driving Crooner Sketch

Description: For fans of Tim Robinsons hit netflix show I think you should leave. 55 burgers 55 fries

Description: Forget being mindful—embrace the beautifully chaotic energy! This vibrant red-on-black graphic features a solemn sheet ghost holding a cat, surrounded by sparkling stars. Framed by the relatable quote, "I'm Not Demure, I Have ADHD. Very Forgetful, Very Chaotic, Very Anxious," it’s the perfect design for neurodivergent individuals, ADHD warriors, cat lovers, and anyone who prefers unfiltered reality over internet trends.

Description: I'm Not Overthinking. I'm Pre Solving Problems That Don't Exist Yet is a funny text design for overthinkers.

Description: Im Not Overthinking Im Pre Solving Problems Funny Owl

Description: If you don't want people to touch you, but really aggressively

Description: I'm fine sarcasm

Description: Forget demure—embrace the full-spectrum chaos! This dark monochrome artwork features a solemn sheet ghost holding a cat under twinkling stars. Framed by the brutally honest quote, "I'm Not Demure, I Have ADHD. Very Forgetful, Very Chaotic, Very Anxious," it’s the ultimate graphic for cat lovers, neurodivergent folks, ADHD warriors, Halloween enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers honest self-awareness over viral trends.

Description: Mentally I'm Just A Corner of A Fitted Sheet That Keeps Popping Off

Description: Im Ok Im Broken Mental Health Awareness Sarcastic Distressed Design

Description: I’m not ok but that is ok

Description: Great for overthinkers, introverts, students, teachers, owl lovers, and anxious thinkers.

Description: i'm not faking my illness I'm actually faking being well design

Description: Great for overthinkers, introverts, students, teachers, owl lovers, and anxious thinkers.

Description: Sorry I'm late I didn't want to come - funny white text design for antisocial people

Description: Nah, I'm Good. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Saying. It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything Is Fine. Really Everything is FINE!

Description: Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come. A brutally honest sarcastic quote for introverts, homebodies, reluctant socializers, and anyone who would rather cancel plans and stay home. Perfect for fans of dry humor, awkward humor, antisocial jokes, relatable sayings, and low social battery energy.

Description: Im Not Overthinking Presolving Problems Cute Owl Glasses Funny

Description: Featuring a wide-eyed teal frog clutching a steaming mug of coffee with the relatable quote "I'm not stressed... Just constantly aware of everything that could go wrong." Designed for chronic overthinkers, anxious introverts, and cottagecore frog lovers fueled by caffeine and mild existential dread.

Description: I'm not yelling, this is how i talk.

Description: I'm not yelling, this is how i talk.

Description: I'm not yelling, this is how i talk.

Description: I'm not yelling, this is how i talk.

Description: I'm not yelling, this is how i talk.

Description: Every Day I Wake Up and Choose To Sleep Again.

Description: Sorry I'm late I didn't want to come - funny design for antisocial people

Description: Nervous

Description: A black and white themed item with a bold statement design. The layout features stacked lines of text. The words "I'M NOT WORRIED, I'M JUST 'PRE-WORRIED' ABOUT WHAT COULD HOPPEN" are prominently displayed, creating a humorous and relatable message. The text is clean, simple, and easily readable.

Description: i'm not faking my illness I'm actually faking being well design

Description: Nah, I'm Good. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Saying. It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything Is Fine. Really Everything is FINE!

Description: A funny raccoon with the sarcastic phrase "Sorry About The Vibes, I Am Mentally Ill" in a playful cartoon style t-shirt