Im Starving Cards

Description: Grimace

Description: It takes a lot of calories to work a full shift at the Gap. I mean, there's all that shirt folding, denim folding, leggings folding, skirt folding, shorts folding... oh, and jacket hanging! That's always fun. Of course nothing expends more calories than gossiping! So have a seat with Chris Farley and David Spade and spill yourself a pot of tea with your sensible meal. Just get it before things turn violent. OK?

Description: Pretty much everyday I come home from work.

Description: Classic.

Description: Cindy, can you leave some for us? I thought you were trying to lose weight Weren’t you on a diet?

Description: Are you a swimmer or part of a swim team and need new swim gear? This funny swimming outfit is the perfect choice for swimmers, swim coaches, and members of a swim team.

Description: I feel you, all the hungry people out there.