Issues Cards
Description: An official meteorological-override clearance, formally certifying the primary pitch manager as an absolute atmospheric authority who completely overwrites radar imagery, doppler reports, and barometric pressure charts to guarantee a zero-percent chance of precipitation and a total precipitation of match-day chaos.
I PLAY MIDFIELD BECAUSE I HAVE TRUST ISSUES Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is a hilariously accurate statement for anyone who has ever stared at a crypto chart at 3:00 AM. It perfectly captures the emotional rollercoaster of watching a digital asset swing drastically in value within minutes, making you question your own instincts, the market, and sometimes even the laws of economics themselves.
BITCOIN IS THE REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A highly confident, sharp, and brilliantly selective statement of absolute loyalty that establishes the ultimate standard for reliable relationships. It is an exceptional piece for witty skeptics, bold trendsetters, and street food connoisseurs who know that while human nature can be unpredictable, a premium, masterfully seasoned street taco is a flawless masterpiece of consistency that will never let you down, break a promise, or compromise its elite flavor profile.
I HAVE TRUST ISSUES BUT NOT WITH TACOS Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Government Trust Issues Funny Political Conspiracy Theory Truth Seekers Anti-Government
Government Trust Issues Funny Political Conspiracy Theory Truth Seekers Anti-Government Card
by sulttan-pod
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Enough Is Enough: Tired of Being Lied To Enough is enough. Puff Sumo packs the whole mood into one wall of heavy black capitals: TIRED OF BEING LIED TO, three lines, edge to edge, no room for spin. A no-nonsense statement for anyone with trust issues they earned the hard way, a BS detector running at full volume, and zero patience left for excuses, broken promises and fake sincerity. Wear it when the news cycle wears you out, when the promises don't add up, or when you simply need to say it out loud. Sarcastic, relatable and impossible to misread, it works for skeptics, truth seekers, burnt-out voters and anyone who has had enough. Fool me once, never again. By Puff Sumo.
Description: Thanksgiving is almost here, and this turkey has some serious trust issues! What starts as a peaceful walk through the autumn woods quickly becomes suspicious when a smiling farmer brings along an axe! This hilarious cartoon design features a nervous turkey giving the farmer a worried side-eye as he casually drags his axe along the ground. With the caption "WE'RE JUST GETTING FIREWOOD... RIGHT?", this design delivers a perfect combination of Thanksgiving suspense, sarcastic animal humor, and holiday comedy. Perfect for Thanksgiving lovers, turkey enthusiasts, farmers, Friendsgiving celebrations, and anyone who enjoys a little dark humor with their holiday dinner.
We're Just Getting Firewood... Right? – Funny Thanksgiving Turkey and Farmer Humor Card
by SignShirtz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Enough Is Enough: Tired of Being Lied To (Dark Version) Enough is enough. Puff Sumo packs the whole mood into one wall of heavy black capitals: TIRED OF BEING LIED TO, three lines, edge to edge, no room for spin. A no-nonsense statement for anyone with trust issues they earned the hard way, a BS detector running at full volume, and zero patience left for excuses, broken promises and fake sincerity. Wear it when the news cycle wears you out, when the promises don't add up, or when you simply need to say it out loud. Sarcastic, relatable and impossible to misread, it works for skeptics, truth seekers, burnt-out voters and anyone who has had enough. Fool me once, never again. By Puff Sumo.
Enough Is Enough: Tired of Being Lied To (Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: My TBR Pile Has Structural Integrity Issues — a gloriously leaning tower of books, CAUTION tag included. Buying books and reading books are two different hobbies. A funny gift for readers with ambitious stacks.
TBR Pile Structural Integrity Issues Funny Reader Gift Card
by YS96
$5.00 $6.00
Description: “Cowboy With Issues” is a bold retro western design featuring a half skeleton cowboy character, vintage western typography, and classic desert sunset aesthetics on a black background. Inspired by cowboy culture, rodeo lifestyle, ranch life, and western streetwear, this graphic tee blends dark humor with wild west style for a striking cowboy aesthetic. Perfect for fans of cowboy hats, cowboy boots, outlaw vibes, western skeleton art, yeehaw culture, and vintage country fashion. A stylish western-inspired design for anyone who loves rodeo aesthetics, desert landscapes, gothic cowboy themes, and sarcastic cowboy humor.
Cowboy With Issues Skeleton Cowboy Vintage Western Graphic Card
by HarperDesigns
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This atmospheric noir-style design captures a hooded rogue holding a glowing lantern while carefully approaching a wooden treasure chest with hidden monster teeth. Featuring the text "Trust Issues: Container Edition," it perfectly illustrates the paranoia of opening dungeon loot. The detailed sepia woodcut aesthetic is a brilliant option for rogues, adventurers, and forever dungeon masters.
Trust Issues Container Edition Mimic Chest Fantasy Graphic Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: My Kiln Has Trust Issues is pottery humor for ceramic artists who know opening a kiln can feel like checking exam results. Perfect for potters, clay artists and anyone familiar with the unpredictable world of kiln firing.
My Kiln Has Trust Issues Funny Pottery Humor Card
by Motivated Living
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Outfit for anyone who likes design with funny sayings, inspirational quotes, humorous quotes. Take this present for your best friend, mother, father, brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, son, daughter.
Behind Every Beautiful Woman Is Either Tummy Issues Card
by jackan bilbo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A clever typography design built around the phrase "Cancel My Subscription I'm Done With Your Issues." Packed with sarcasm and dry humor, this artwork captures the feeling of stepping away from unnecessary drama and emotional baggage. Its clean, bold style appeals to fans of witty quotes, relatable humor, and playful social commentary, making the message instantly recognizable and memorable.
Cancel My Subscription I'm Done With Your Issues Card
by Adiwcasto
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny "grumpy old man" shirt for those born in July with a bold skeleton design — a great birthday gift for dads and grandpas with a fierce sense of humor.
Walk Away I'm A Grumpy Old Man Born In July Funny Skeleton Shirt Card
by Stanley Elbananey
$5.00 $6.00
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Description: A funny toast illustration featuring a cute slice of bread with the phrase “Crust Issues.” Perfect for food pun lovers, bread fans, and anyone with a sense of humor about life’s little struggles. This kawaii-style design is great for t-shirts, stickers, mugs, tote bags, and gifts for foodies, bakers, and pun lovers.
Description: A humorous giraffe illustration featuring a stylish long-necked character wearing dark sunglasses beside the bold phrase Tall Enough to Be a Problem. Bright yellow, orange, and white typography creates a playful high-contrast look, while the detailed giraffe markings add personality. The design blends safari wildlife with cheeky animal humor and a confident attitude. Ideal for fans of giraffes, funny wildlife art, sarcastic humor, tall-person jokes, safari themes, and quirky animal illustrations.
Description: Show your feline-loving pride with this humorous 'Cat Daddy Issues' design. Featuring a high-five between a human hand and a cat paw against a retro vintage sunset background. Perfect for any devoted cat dad!
Cat Daddy Issues High Five Retro Vintage Sunset Card
by avangore
$5.00 $6.00
as long as everything is exactly the way i want it i'm totally flexible Card
by PixelPunchart
$5.00 $6.00
Im Just The Girl Version Of My Dad Funny Daughter Card
by Hassen23
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Two expressive owl besties bring a hilarious twist to friendship with a matching mental issues joke. A fun design for best friends who share the same chaotic sense of humor, inside jokes, and unforgettable moments. Perfect for owl lovers, besties, friendship gifts, birthdays, BFF celebrations, and anyone who appreciates quirky friendship humor.
Funny Bestie Owls – Matching Mental Issues Friendship Joke Card
by Specter Fun
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your personal style. There are many more colors available from us. A holiday or special occasion present for anniversaries, Christmas, Halloween, Father's Day, Mother's Day, and birthdays.
It's Not Daddy Issues It's Whole Family Issues Card
by FoodbyMatthew
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Swipe left energy (next). Ghosting survivor humor (too soon). Dry text specialist (k. cool. nice.). Red flag detective (pattern recognition king). Situationship avoidant (label me? never). Commitment issues club (membership for life). Dating app fatigue (thumb cramp). Cringe bio expert ("fluent in sarcasm"). I've peaked thanks (comfortable here). Romance skeptic real. Love is a scam.
Description: Swipe left energy (next). Ghosting survivor humor (too soon). Dry text specialist (k. cool. nice.). Red flag detective (pattern recognition king). Situationship avoidant (label me? never). Commitment issues club (membership for life). Dating app fatigue (thumb cramp). Cringe bio expert ("fluent in sarcasm"). I've peaked thanks (comfortable here). Romance skeptic real. Love is a scam.
Description: Swipe left energy (next). Ghosting survivor humor (too soon). Dry text specialist (k. cool. nice.). Red flag detective (pattern recognition king). Situationship avoidant (label me? never). Commitment issues club (membership for life). Dating app fatigue (thumb cramp). Cringe bio expert ("fluent in sarcasm"). I've peaked thanks (comfortable here). Romance skeptic real. Love is a scam.
The friendzone makes you useful to someone who is useless to you Card
by Weirdyan
$5.00 $6.00