Issues Cards

Description: Original funny pottery illustration of a lopsided clay mug leaning away from a spinning ceramic wheel while a calm maker tries to center it. A playful design for ceramic artists, potters, clay students, and handmade pottery lovers.

Description: Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues

Description: Meet your new favorite Halloween troublemaker! This creepy yet playful monster clutches a toothy jack-o'-lantern surrounded by pumpkins, bat wings, and spooky nighttime vibes. Featuring bold horror lettering and a retro-inspired cartoon style, this design is perfect for Halloween lovers, monster art fans, pumpkin enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys a little spooky humor. Celebrate spooky season with a mischievous design that brings monstrous personality to your Halloween wardrobe.

Description: This is the ultimate, battle-scarred anthem for anyone who has ever clicked "Update Now" only to watch their perfectly functional system dissolve into chaos. It perfectly captures that deep, tech-induced paranoia where you no longer see a software patch as an upgrade, but rather as a ticking time bomb engineered to break your favorite apps, scramble your custom settings, and turn your smoothly running workstation into an expensive paperweight.

Description: Celebrate a 59th birthday with this humorous car enthusiast design. Perfect for mechanics gearheads or anyone who loves vintage cars and has a good laugh about their old ride. This retro-inspired design features bold typography and a witty saying about cars and age.

Description: The perfect way to set boundaries with a sense of humor. This design tells everyone that your tolerance for drama is officially at zero. Wear it to let people know you’re done with the nonsense and moving on.

Description: a yellow chick holding a knife.

Description: A highly confident, sharp, and brilliantly witty statement that perfectly captures the hyper-analytical mindset of a true technical professional. It is an exceptional piece for elite mechanical engineers, industrial designers, and meticulous CAD specialists who know that in the real world, you never just "hope" something works—you double-check the tolerances, stress-test the materials, verify the thermodynamics formulas, and trust absolutely nothing until it is mathematically proven to hold up under pressure.

Description: Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys sarcastic sayings. Ideal for casual wear, parties, or making people laugh out loud.

Description: as long as everything is exactly the way i want it i'm totally flexible

Description: Chick illustration with a cute and playful aesthetic.

Description: An official security threat assessment log, documenting the high-velocity, adversarial auditing of automated text modification algorithms, where the primary processing unit systematically monitors every algorithmic substitution under the strict assumption of operational sabotage.

Description: Indian Leader Overwhelmed by National Issues

Description: Bold black lettering with an open book and oversized question marks captures a reading group’s suspicion of unreliable narrators and unexpected twists.

Description: A funny real estate typography design about falling for every house on the market.

Description: Vote big issues like a T Rex for your survival, don't and go extinct. Pragmatic voting is better than parties.

Description: therapy is not enough i need to fight my dad

Description: That moment when you finally share your snack out of the goodness of your heart… and instantly regret it with your entire soul. This sad puppy captures the exact betrayal we all feel — big eyes, zero snacks left, pure existential dread. Relatable chaos for anyone who’s too nice for their own good in this dog-eat-dog world. Perfect for Gen Z who overthinks every kind gesture and the Gen Alpha who already mastered snack economics.

Description: Humorous beard slogan for No-Shave November and beard lovers. Funny gift.

Description: A darkly humorous Ehlers-Danlos syndrome design featuring a playful skeleton, pink gothic lettering, and the phrase “I Have Issues in My Tissues.” The artwork blends EDS awareness, hypermobility humor, and chronic illness wit with a spooky retro aesthetic. Sparkles, skeletal imagery, and bold typography reinforce the “Haunted by Hypermobility” theme, creating a distinctive design for people who connect with EDS awareness, connective tissue conditions, disability humor, and resilient self-expression.

Description: Crust Issues Pizza Funny Sarcastic Humor

Description: Skeptical raccoon investigating trust issues and tiny hearts, perfect for Valentine's Day.

Description: Assuming I Am Just A Woman Mistake Spoiled Wife Of Grumpy Old Concrete Finisher Anger Issues Queen

Description: A funny distressed cocker spaniel design inspired by clingy affectionate dogs that follow everywhere.

Description: Feeling a little cracked? This fragile fried egg has feelings, problems, and absolutely no chill. A quirky vintage food cartoon for fans of relatable humor, self-deprecating jokes, and expressive retro characters.

Description: Mass Has Issues is a funny physics joke featuring bold atomic typography and orbit-inspired graphics for a clean, high-impact science design. Made for physicists, physics students, science teachers, researchers, science nerds, and anyone who enjoys clever science humor.

Description: as long as everything is exactly the way i want it i'm totally flexible

Description: as long as everything is exactly the way i want it i'm totally flexible

Description: Funny sarcastic design for anyone who is officially done with other people’s drama, problems and unnecessary chaos. Perfect for introverts, anti-drama personalities, boundary setters and anyone who wants to unsubscribe from everyone else’s nonsense.

Description: Show off your funny and slightly threatening family humor with this hilarious quote. Perfect for anyone who knows they inherited their dad's legendary temper.

Description: "I am a grumpy veteran, I served, I sacrificed, I don't regret it... if this offends you, I don't care" — a bold patriotic eagle design, a proud gift for veterans on Veterans Day, birthdays, or as a self-purchase.

Description: Show your feline-loving pride with this humorous 'Cat Daddy Issues' design. Featuring a high-five between a human hand and a cat paw against a retro vintage sunset background. Perfect for any devoted cat dad!

Description: Show off your sense of humor with this funny design featuring a grumpy character. It's the perfect gift for any proud parent who has a crazy daughter with anger issues and a dislike for stupid people!

Description: therapy isn't enough, i need to fight my dad

Description: Bold statement with a fun pattern. Embrace your uniqueness and health journey.

Description: It's a perfect choice for hangouts with friends, parties, Halloween, or city outings. Additionally, it can be a fun and unique gift for your loved ones, bringing laughter and joy.