Jesus Design Cards
Description: Bring the divine sarcasm with this hilarious “You Are All Disappointments” design! Featuring a vintage-style cartoon of a very unimpressed Jesus emerging from the clouds with open arms and holy judgment, this parody artwork is perfect for anyone who appreciates irreverent humor and classic meme energy. Great as a gift for that friend with a god-tier sense of humor or to wear when you’re feeling holy and petty at the same time. Works perfectly on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more—bless your wardrobe with some righteous laughs!
You Are All Disappointments – Funny Retro Jesus Meme Design Card
by Smile Ink
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Turn your workout into a spiritual experience with this hilarious and bold design featuring a jacked, divine figure and the phrase "Hallowed Be Thy Gains." Perfect for gym rats, fitness fanatics, and anyone who lives by the barbell, this parody blends religious iconography with bodybuilding culture. Whether you’re lifting in the name of swole or just love gym humor, this is the ultimate motivational meme tee for holy gains.
Hallowed Be Thy Gains – Funny Gym Jesus Fitness Meme Design Card
by Victor Shadehorn
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This bold and powerful design features the declaration "JESUS CHRIST IS LORD" at its center, encircled by the scripture "EVERY KNEE WILL BOW, EVERY TONGUE WILL CONFESS." Inspired by Philippians 2:10-11, this message is a strong statement of Christian faith and devotion.
Jesus Christ Is Lord - Every Knee Will Bow Christian Faith Design Card
by Designs by Alondra
$5.00 $6.00
Description: In this the love of God for us was shown...❤️ Enjoy this minimalist design for Christians and animal lovers or pet dogs and cats based on love like Jesus, Valentine's Day with the love of Jesus with Bible verses and faith, religious gift, church outfit.
Love Like Jesus❤️Christian funny Bible verses faith phrases Card
by vintagejoa
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Illuminate your faith journey with this Lion of Judah design, a majestic representation of spiritual strength and divine presence from the Biblical verse Isaiah 41:10. Whether for a youth group leader or for personal inspiration, this Christian Courage artwork resonates with the empowering message of Jesus as the eternal king
Lion of Judah Christian Jesus and Lion Courage Isaiah Card
by Vauliflower
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This epic and hilarious design features a majestic, golden-robed Jesus riding a fierce T-Rex with the bold phrase "Not Today Satan." Perfect for fans of religious humor, dinosaur lovers, and meme collectors, this artwork blends faith and fantasy in an over-the-top, meme-worthy moment. Ideal for sparking laughs and conversations, it's a powerful and funny way to show off your spiritual side with prehistoric flair.
Not Today Satan – Funny Jesus Riding Dinosaur Meme Design Card
by Victor Shadehorn
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bold Helvetica Typography - Jesus Isn't Coming Back They Didn't Nail Him To a Boomerang. This one is really going to get the evangelicals upset. This anti-religion design is really going to get them where it hurts. Show your sense of humor while and your skepticism with this playful design that is either going to make Christians made or make Christians laugh. Good luck at Thanksgiving!
Description: Declare the power and victory of Christ with this bold “Lion of Judah” design inspired by Revelation 5:5. Featuring a fierce lion and Scripture that reminds us of Jesus' triumph, this piece is perfect for Christians who want to represent strength, courage, and faith. Ideal for personal wear, gifts, or evangelistic expression.
Lion of Judah – Revelation 5:5 Christian (front & back print) Card
by SwiftConcepts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A vintage grunge parody showing Jesus doing a dramatic facepalm in a layout inspired by the classic KFC bucket logo. A holy twist on meme culture, blending "The Last Supper" irony with fast-food nostalgia. Perfect for fans of edgy humor, satirical takes on pop culture, and retro designs that echo the vibe of cult parody icons like "Holy Grail" and "Good Grief!" moments.
JFC – Jesus Facepalm Parody | Vintage Grunge KFC Spoof Card
by With Witty
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with this hilarious "I Like My Jesus to Party" design! Featuring a playful cartoon illustration of a tuxedo-clad Jesus and a race car driver in a vibrant Old Spice jumpsuit, this design oozes retro charm with bold 3D lettering and bright, fun colors. Perfect for fans of classic comedy, racing, or just spreading some joyful, lighthearted vibes. Great for birthdays, parties, or anyone who loves a little humor with their faith! Wear it proud and party on!
I Like My Jesus to Party - Funny Retro Cartoon Design Card
by Smile Ink
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the beauty of spreading the gospel with this vibrant, floral design. A perfect choice for believers who share the message of peace and love
Beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace Card
by JChrist
$5.00 $6.00
Good Friday?! What the F*ck!? Jesus Can't Even Design Card
by DarkLordPug
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power and love and of a sound mind.
Bible verse on fear | 2 Timothy 1:7 | Scripture Art Card
by Harpley Design Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This bold “Disappointments – All of You” tee features a divinely unimpressed figure lowering sunglasses to throw major shade. Perfect for fans of sarcastic religious humor, meme-style divine judgment, or anyone who loves holy wit with a side of savage. Great for gifting to your most sinful friends—or just rocking your spiritual sass in style.
Disappointments All of You Shirt – Funny Savior Judgment Day Meme Tee Card
by Victor Shadehorn
$5.00 $6.00
