Jungle Animals Cards
Fat Orangutan or "What do you mean they're out of chicken sandwiches?" Card
by jpat6000
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Okay, like, it's a gorilla, but then the the gorilla is wearing a crocodile or an alligator sort of like it was a backpack but also a hoodie, and then in the gorilla's mouth is a blue-footed boobie, and the blue-footed boobie is singing into a megaphone, and the megaphone has a stand and also a part of the stand is a fishbowl with a goldfish in it, and it looks like the goldfish is in love with a toucan that's perched in the alligator or crocodile's mouth, but then the whole stand is resting on the back of a turtle that's wearing a fez, and the gorilla is playing guitar, but it's like a guitar-shaped vinyl turntable, and on the gorilla's back is a crate, like where you would put records, but instead there's a panda playing the trumpet.
Description: This graphic is a hilarious way to show your loving for gaming and monkeys. It features a funny meme of a gorilla wearing a VR headset, perfect for birthday boys and teenage boys who enjoy gaming and monkey tag. It will make them laugh and have fun.
I'd Rather Be Playing Tag Gorilla Monkey Gorilla Vr Gamer Card
by Smoog Luna
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Ever had one of those days where a coyote eats you and you die and you go to hell but when you get to hell they're like "we're full up" and so you turn back around and become alive again and escape out the coyote's mouth and also you're a rabbit? If so, this is the shirt for you! If not, this is also the shirt for you.
