Live Slow Cards
Description: A stylized depiction of a turtle walking. The turtle is rendered in shades of brown with detailed shell segments. It is positioned within a beige circle, superimposed over a yellow triangle and a blue rectangle. The phrase "Live Slow" is written in cursive below the geometric shapes.
HONDA MONKEY front/back design LIVE FAST RIDE SLOW LOGO BEHIND Card
by wankedah
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Stacked retro type explains "I live 80 milliseconds in the past. Please hold." with deadpan calm. Dry, nerdy and built for anyone who is technically always running late. A fun pick for night owls, psychology and neuroscience fans, and anyone slow to respond before coffee.
I Live 80 Milliseconds In The Past Please Hold Brain Delay Neuroscience Physics Humor Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A quirky minimalist design featuring a tired-looking orange raccoon beneath the phrase “Live Slow, Die Old.” The bold cream bubble lettering, droopy posture, and unimpressed expression create a funny anti-hustle message about taking life easy, avoiding unnecessary stress, and surviving through strategic laziness.
Description: A stylized depiction of a turtle centered within a circular and triangular geometric frame. The turtle is rendered in shades of brown and tan, with intricate detailing on its shell and skin. Below the geometric frame, the words "LIVE SLOW" are prominently displayed in a decorative font with a golden outline.
Description: Life isn't a race—it's a vibe. This “SLOW DOWN I'M TRYING TO VIBE.” design is perfect for turtle lovers who believe there's no need to rush through life when you can enjoy the journey instead. Funny, laid-back, and full of chill turtle energy, this design celebrates slow living, peaceful moments, and taking life one step at a time. Whether you're a sea turtle fan, a tortoise owner, or simply someone who values calm over chaos, this design perfectly captures that mindset. Great gift for turtle lovers, beach enthusiasts, reptile fans, ocean lovers, and anyone embracing a slower, more mindful lifestyle.
Description: A centered, minimalist black outline of a sloth figure on a tan background. Above the sloth, the text 'LIVE SLOW' is displayed in bold black capital letters. Below the sloth, the text 'DIE WHENEVER' is also in bold black capital letters. The overall presentation is simple and direct.
Sloth Figure Live Slow Die Whenever Text Card
by JOKSNESTGAMESS1992
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon sloth is depicted holding onto a white banner with black text. The text on the banner reads "LIVE SLOW. DIE WHENEVER". The sloth has brown fur, a lighter face with dark eyes and a smiling mouth. The banner has a unique shape with pointed ends.
Sloth "Live Slow. Die Whenever" Banner Card
by Virtual Brush Illustration
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Live Slow, Die Old" Funny Grandpa Smurf T-Shirt! Direct parody design featuring a wise old blue smurf with a long white beard and walking stick. Perfect gift for grandpas, seniors, cartoon lovers, and anyone who appreciates humor and living life at a slow pace. Ideal for birthdays, Father's Day, or casual everyday wear.
Description: A central portrait of a sloth's face with brown and white fur, dark eye patches, and a friendly smile. Above the face, the text "LIVE SLOW" appears in bold white capital letters. Below the face, the text "DIE WHENEVER" is also in bold white capital letters. The background is solid black.
Description: I honestly think some of my best days are the ones where I find something genuinely weird and wonderful to wear, like the Believe Raccoon The World Is a Little Stranger with You in It Jimothy shirt. It is that kind of piece that makes you stop and smile in the mirror, acknowledging that life gets a bit messy and unpredictable, but that is the charm of it. I remember spotting a raccoon digging through a trash bin late at night, and this design captures that exact kind of chaotic, nocturnal energy that I relate to far too much.
