Longer Cards

Description: A comical design by Peppermint Clover. Design #A0621

Description: I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer - Funny Old Men Humor

Description: No Longer A Gentile I Am Israel Ephesians 212 19

Description: Trump Needs to Go. I no Longer Care How , Resist , Fuck Trump , Don't Give Up the Ship

Description: Michel Foucault quote: The new governmental reason does not deal with what I would call the things in themselves of governmentality, such as individuals, things, wealth, and land. It no longer deals with these things in themselves. It deals with the phenomena of politics, that is to say, interests, which precisely constitute politics and its stakes; it deals with interests, or that respect in which a given individual, thing, wealth, and so on interests other individuals or the collective body of individuals. ... In the new regime, government is basically no longer to be exercised over subjects and other things subjected through these subjects. Government is now to be exercised over what we could call the phenomenal republic of interests...

Description: Jack Kerouac quote: Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life.

Description: When I Was Young I Was Poor But After Years Of Hard Work I'm No Longer Young. This design celebrates aging humor, hard work wisdom, and the funny side of adult life experience.

Description: Guy de Maupassant portrait and quote: Our memory is a more perfect world than the universe: it gives back life to those who no longer exist.

Description: I Have Met My Quota For Stupid People This Year I Am No Longer Taking Closed Applications Thank You. This design is for sarcastic people, introverts, and those with a dry sense of humor about dealing with others.

Description: Sepia-ish poster edit for Japanese novelist Osamu Dazai's "No Longer Human".

Description: A beautiful and touching memorial design honoring the eternal bond between a mother and her son. The perfect tribute piece to keep the precious memory of a beloved son close to your heart forever.

Description: Funny patriotic shirt for the mom who was right all along. Great gift for Mother's Day, 4th of July, or birthday from family to a strong-willed, opinionated American mom.

Description: Political Morality Democracy Shirt, We No Longer Have a Difference in Political Opinion, We Have A Difference In Morality

Description: The Longer I Live On This Earth, The More I Realize Why Geese Just Ramdomly Attack People Ideal for social gatherings, casual outings, or as a witty way to share a bit of personal insight and humor about your dating experiences.

Description: Jules Verne quote: “I ask no more than to live a hundred years longer, that I may have more time to dwell the longer on your memory.”

Description: This bold retro-style graphic tee features the text "Retired Rad Tech — I No Longer Need X-Rays To Know You're Spineless" in a fun mix of pixel-style and neon typography on a black background. Perfect for radiologic technologists celebrating retirement with a dose of medical humor. A great retirement gift for any rad tech, x-ray technologist, or radiology professional who loves a good inside joke. Ideal for retirement parties, casual wear, or anyone who spent years reading films and has earned the right to say exactly what they see.

Description: This design expresses support for Alzheimer's awareness and individuals experiencing memory loss. Perfect for caregivers and families honoring loved ones. The Heart Will Always Hold What The Mind No Longer Can Alzheimer's Awareness.

Description: This funny quotes design is a must-have for all the jokesters out there. From clever puns to sarcastic quips, this design is designed to lighten up any room and bring smiles to people's faces.

Description: This Alzheimer's awareness design features 'The Heart Will Always Hold What The Mind No Longer Can Alzheimer's Awareness'. Essential for memory support, caregivers, family, and anyone supporting dementia awareness.

Description: We No Longer Have A Difference In Political Opinion, We Have A Difference In Morality

Description: I Thought Getting Old Would Take A Lot Longer Is A Funny Aging Humor Statement For Outdoor Adventure Enthusiasts And Nature Lovers. Perfect For Birthday Celebrations And Older Adults.

Description: A bold quote for those who have learned to see people for who they truly are. 🖤 “I no longer see the good in people. I see the truth.” Perfect for anyone who values honesty, awareness, and seeing beyond appearances. A simple but powerful statement for your everyday style.

Description: This Alzheimer's Awareness Design Honors Loved Ones And Supports The Cause. Perfect For Family, Caregivers, And Supporters Of Those Battling Dementia. The Heart Will Always Hold What The Mind No Longer Can Alzheimer's Awareness.

Description: Show support for Alzheimer's awareness and honor loved ones affected by memory loss. The Heart Will Always Hold What The Mind No Longer Can Alzheimer's Awareness.

Description: We No Longer Have A Difference In Political Opinion We Have A Difference In Morality

Description: "You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead" — a boho-inspired tribute to the Liverpool four who changed pop forever. Delicate linework and a soft earth-tone palette make it feel handmade and one of a kind. Made for music lovers, vinyl collectors and anyone who knows every single word. Wear it to the next gig, the festival or a lazy weekend spin of your favorite records.

Description: This sarcastic quote simple text design is perfect for anyone who handles drama with a smile and a sharp wit. Featuring the funny phrase "This 'killing them with kindness' is taking way longer than I expected," it’s ideal for lovers of humor, passive-aggressive comebacks, and cheeky vibes. Great for introverts, office workers, or anyone with a dry sense of humor.

Description: No Longer At My Side But Always In My Heart horse memorial shirt. A comforting keepsake gift for horse lovers grieving the loss of their beloved horse.

Description: Ace shirt Ventura pride — "If I'm not back in five minutes just wait longer". cult-classic screen-print jim carrey design for Ace fans and Ventura collectors — jim carrey, pet detective, comedy, dumb and dumber, cats, old school. Perfect Ace graphic tee Ventura gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups. Soft, high-quality Ventura buffs fabric — Ace spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1994.

Description: "Killing Them With Kindness Is Taking Longer Than I Expected" is a funny sarcastic quote for witty humor enthusiasts. Perfect for kind individuals with a humorous personality.

Description: This killing them with kindness is taking way longer than I expected - sarcastic quote

Description: Ace shirt Ventura pride — "If I'm not back in five minutes just wait longer". cult-classic screen-print jim carrey design for Ace fans and Ventura collectors — jim carrey, pet detective, comedy, dumb and dumber, cats, old school. Perfect Ace graphic tee Ventura gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups. Soft, high-quality Ventura buffs fabric — Ace spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1994.

Description: This humorous design features a sarcastic raccoon and the witty saying, Killing Them With Kindness Is Taking Longer Than I Expected. Ideal for raccoon enthusiasts and those who love funny, relatable quotes.

Description: Are you trying to find a matching style? Then you should get this excellent design! The public will adore this stylish design. An excellent present for your mother, father, grandfather, grandma, uncle, aunt, sister, or brother.

Description: Deciding where to eat can somehow become the main event of the evening. What begins as a very simple question about dinner quickly turns into an elaborate investigation involving menus, reviews, locations, prices, cravings, and the opinions of everyone involved. Several options may be considered, rejected, reconsidered, and compared with places nobody had mentioned five minutes earlier. By the time a decision is finally reached, everyone is hungry enough to eat almost anything. The actual meal may then disappear remarkably quickly, leaving the group wondering why so much energy was spent planning something that lasted only a fraction of the time. Somehow, choosing the food becomes a full-scale project, while eating it is the easiest part.

Description: This killing them with kindness is taking way longer than I expected - sarcastic quote