Marry Cards
Description: Anton Chekhov quote: “A man and a woman marry because both of them do not know what to do with themselves.”
Anton Chekhov Funny anti-Marriage Quote: “A man and a woman marry because both of them do not know what to do with themselves.” Card
by artbleed2
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Description: STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP STAY ASLEEP
STAY ASLEEP - They Live (1988) - John Carpenter - (Hounds of Tindalos) Card
by Hounds_of_Tindalos
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Red shirt Hot Chili Peppers pride — "Centuries are what it meant to me, a cemetery where I marry the sea". vintage screen-print funk rock design for Red fans and Hot Chili Peppers collectors — funk rock, alternative rock, classic rock gift, vintage rock, bloodsugarsexmagik, californication. Perfect Red graphic tee Hot Chili Peppers gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Hot Chili Peppers lovers fabric — Red spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 2006.
Centuries are what it meant to me, a cemetery where I marry the sea Funk Rock Since 2006 Card
by Bahlilb
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Description: Red shirt Hot Chili Peppers pride — "Centuries are what it meant to me, a cemetery where I marry the sea". vintage screen-print funk rock design for Red fans and Hot Chili Peppers collectors — anthony kiedis, rock, red hot chilli peppers, musician, john frusciante, red hot. Perfect Red graphic tee Hot Chili Peppers gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Hot Chili Peppers lovers fabric — Red spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1999.
Centuries are what it meant to me, a cemetery where I marry the sea Funk Rock Since 1999 Card
by roronoacraft
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design features rock art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true psychedelic rock fans and vinyl collectors. A vintage distressed graphic tee channeling the surreal, dreamlike vibe of 1970s psychedelic and progressive rock. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it is a must-have for classic rock lovers, prog rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect rock band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days. Printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Retro rock apparel and vintage band merch for true fans of the golden age of rock. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Floydians the Tolls Are Struck for Passing Ships and Marry the Sea Psychedelic Rock Art Card
by Cultural Heritage
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Description: What did the aliens find this time? “Again?!” is a sarcastic sci-fi parody inspired by the strange humor of space exploration and the hype around Artemis 2. Featuring two confused extraterrestrials on the moon, one awkwardly holding a dangling red bra, this design blends retro comic art, absurd comedy, conspiracy vibes, and space culture into one hilarious graphic.
Project- Hail-Marry - Again?! – Artemis 2 Alien Bra Discovery | Funny Sci-Fi Space Parody Card
by Princeparody
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Showcasing metal art, this distressed graphic captures the mood heavy metal lovers and festival-goers live for. A bold conversation-starter built for gig nights and everyday wear alike. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Marry That Girl, Marry Her Young Marry Her Today Heavy Metal Card
by Artsleep
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Description: CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME
CONSUME - They Live (1988) - John Carpenter - (Hounds of Tindalos) Card
by Hounds_of_Tindalos
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Showcasing metal art, this distressed graphic captures the mood heavy metal lovers and festival-goers live for. A bold conversation-starter built for gig nights and everyday wear alike. Calling all heavy metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the galloping, larger-than-life power of classic British metal. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, hard rock diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Epic, riff-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Marry That Girl, Marry Her Young Marry Her Today Heavy Metal Card
by Artsleep
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny Thanksgiving design for anyone who would rather enjoy a relaxed holiday than wake up early for a family 5K. Great for Thanksgiving lovers, married couples, runners, non-runners, families, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic holiday humor.
Thankful I Didn't Marry Into A Family Who Runs 5k's On Thanksgiving Card
by ULUBIOUS
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Description: A dark wedding aesthetic infused with Halloween spirit. Featuring a smiling skeletal bride in a lace bustier wearing a veil woven from cobwebs, dark dahlias, and orange pumpkins, flanked by the bold lettering "Till Death Do Us Part - Marry Me Later". Ideal for alternative brides, gothic couples, and spooky romance lovers.
Till Death Do Us Part Marry Me Later Halloween Skeleton Bride Design Card
by SketchTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Eat Italian Drive German Marry Latina humorous cultural preference design. Perfect for husband, wife, and Latina partner. Celebrate Italian food, German engineering, and Latina pride with this funny saying.
Eat Italian Drive German Marry Latina Latina Wife Husband Humor Card
by monkeyrenchart
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Description: A painfully lazy sloth delivering a questionable life philosophy. This phrase turns extreme procrastination into satire, exaggerating laziness to a level where commitment feels easier than effort. Absurd, bold, and intentionally uncomfortable perfect for fans of dark humor, ironic statements, and sloth energy taken way too far.
How Lazy Am I ? I'd Marry A Pregnant Woman - Funny Sloth Saying Card
by Oiyo
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i'm the architect my parents wanted me to marry Card
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
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i'm the architect my parents wanted me to marry Card
by CosmicEquine Art
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Description: Celebrate international culture and national preferences with this unique statement. Perfect for individuals who appreciate Italian cuisine, German engineering, and Indian relationships. Features the complete text Eat Italian Drive German Marry Indian.
Eat Italian Drive German Marry Indian Nationalities Culture Preferences Card
by moonsta
$5.00 $6.00
i'm the architect my parents wanted me to marry Card
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
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Eat Italian Drive German Marry Slavic - Funny Saying Card
by create the craft
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Description: I Never Dreamed I'd End Up Marrying a Perfect Freaking Wife But Here I am Living the Dream
I Never Dreamed Marry Perfect Wife But I Am Living The Dream Card
by fatless design
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Description: I Never Dreamed I'd End Up Marrying a Perfect Freaking Wife But Here I am Living the Dream
I Never Dreamed Marry Perfect Wife But I Am Living The Dream Card
by fatless design
$5.00 $6.00
