Martin Johnson Cards

Description: I reimagined my favorite Jerk as a classic cartoon character.

Description: Still hilarious

Description: Sunset Over Newburyport Meadows by Martin Johnson Heade, 1904. Oil on canvas.

Description: Steve Martin is the Jerk.

Description: Waaahooo! It's Marcus and Lucas (looking suspiciously like two other brothers with the same initials) being chased by an army of Steve Martin movie characters!!!

Description: You will not believe what you're about to see! Cat Juggling... I've heard about this.

Description: "Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

Description: You mean I'm gonna stay this color forever?

Description: "TONIGHT YOU BELONG TO ME"

Description: When the Opti-Grab fell apart, so did Navin Johnson's fortune. The worst was the director who didn't yell "CUT!" in time.

Description: Don't be a Jerk. Be SOMEBODY!

Description: Unique design for all ages

Description: Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

Description: A classic look for a classic comedy

Description: The brilliance and genius of one Mr. Navin Johnson is now ready for you to wear.

Description: Perfect for anyone who is especially fond of Steve Martin's antics from the 70s and the 80s.

Description: One of the rules that Navin Johnson's dad gave him before he went out into the real world was "Don't never ever trust whitey." Sage words.

Description: Steve Martin

Description: Great gift for Jerks!

Description: Orchids And Hummingbirds by Martin Johnson Heade, circa 1875-1890. Oil on canvas.

Description: Skunk Works patch

Description: Funny vintage movie quote design featuring an angry character rejecting cans with retro sunset stripes. A nostalgic retro pop culture classic!

Description: RIP Kyle

Description: chris martin and dakota johnson tattoo

Description: Cattleya Orchid and Three Hummingbirds by Martin Johnson Heade, 1871. Oil on canvas.

Description: Love Is The Drug Chris Martin

Description: Painting by Martin Johnson Head depicting two orchids and hummingbirds in the background of the mountains.