Maximum Cards
Description: A detailed, stylized depiction of a ferret wearing a fedora hat. The ferret has an aggressive expression with its mouth open, showing sharp teeth. The text "MINIMUM WAGE" is displayed in an arc above the ferret's head, and "MAXIMUM RAGE" is displayed in an arc below. The background is a solid tan color.
Description: All lick and no yiff makes Jack a thirsty boy. The Lickening checks into a haunted hotel where isolation does strange things to the furry mind and every frozen window whispers your name. The halls are too quiet, the elevator is suspiciously damp, and room service is not what you ordered. Whatever you do, don’t answer the glass. It already knows you’re awake.
Description: Unlike the 1970s CB craze which fueled movies like Smokey and the Bandit, and countless CB-themed songs – which in turn saw the CB phenomenon positively explode – today’s CB culture breeds a more mature mode of communicating. In fact, CB communications are alive and well and most likely living in your neighborhood as people are increasingly looking to CB communications. I’m not sure that state troopers will be returning to Citizen’s Band radio any time soon, but just in case, trust no one.
Description: He came from the future to moisten the past. The Furminator is a chrome-soaked, leather-clad lick machine built for one mission: contact. Half wolf, half unstoppable thirst, this cybernetic menace stalks the neon streets with glowing eyes, tactical slobber, and absolutely no respect for reinforced glass. Resistance is futile. Condensation has been detected. You are the target.
Description: Hope can set you free… but the windows call to you. Shaw-Yiff Redemption tells the touching prison-yard tale of one inmate, one impossible dream, and one correctional facility where no cell can contain the thirst. Brotherhood is temporary, yiffercise builds character, and some do time while others do licks. Get busy yiffing… or get busy licking.
Maximum the Hormone Classic Japanese Metal Fan Design Card
by Kabordarieli
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Maximum Overdrive is a 1986 American horror film theatrically released on July 25, 1986, to both critical and commercial failure. The story takes place after a comet-induced radiation storm on Earth causes machines to come to life and turn against their makers on a worldwide killing spree. Holed up in a North Carolina truck stop, a group of survivors must fend for themselves against the mechanized killers. A diner cook, Bill Robinson, emerges as the unlikely leader of the pack, attempting to find an escape plan for himself and the survivors, who include his boss, Bubba Hendershot, and a newlywed couple. Despite being a box office flop, the film went on to become a cult classic and maintains a solid fan base for its mindless destruction.
Maximum The Hormone, Heavy Metal Band, Rock Music Card
by SquarePalDesign
$5.00 $6.00
Maximum The Hormone Japanese Metal Punk Band Graphic Card
by Nobody Particular
$5.00 $6.00
Description: world's on fire, notifications stacking up, everyone's spiraling — meanwhile this capybara's got its peace supplement in hand, fully sunk into the beanbag, completely unreachable. zero reactions isn't apathy, it's a skill. Because someone had to say it.
Zero Reactions Maximum Peace — Capybara Peace Supplement Card
by Cutetopia Archive
$5.00 $6.00
Maximum The Hormone Bu-ikikaesu 2007 Album Song Listings (White Text) Card
by CosmicCuteArt
$5.00 $6.00
THE MAXIMUM THE HORMONE HEAVY METAL BAND ROCK MUSIC Card
by Otaku 0asis
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The band will be releasing True Strength "Maximum Strength: The Best of the First Decade" in celebration of the 10th Anniversary of True Strength!
True Strength "Maximum Strength: The Best of the First Decade" Card
by truestrength
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny "Off To Cause Maximum Kerfuffle" design with a cozy animal theme, perfect for RBTs and behavior team professionals. A playful gift for ABA therapists, Registered Behavior Technicians, and anyone who brings compassion and humor to behavior support.
Off To Cause Maximum Kerfuffle Behavior Team Cozy Animal RBT Card
by WackyPeachParty
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Character owner: Ama Halcro (Honey Heart Studios) Max is an excentric, pink loving, lolita dressing gal. She is the sister of Jinx and a fellow admin of her sister’s street gang Team X. Max is very close to Spunky but her admiration of her friend may be more than she admits to. Her bubbly personality keeps others guessing to what she is really like.
