Maximum Shorts
Description: As the Earth crosses the tail of a comet, previously inanimate machines suddenly spring to life. Chaos sets in as machines of all kinds begin attacking humans. At the Dixie Boy Truck Stop in Wilmington, North Carolina, a small group of people hold up inside and do their best to plan their survival as the rabid machines swarm outside. This is the gist of 1986's horror comedy, Maximum Overdrive, which was set in and around the Dixie Boy Truck Stop and based on King's 1973 short story, Trucks.
Description: We got everything you need: food, fuel and military grade weapons! Just come on by the Dixie Boy Truck Stop! We can even take care of those pesky rigs that just ain't acting right... I grew up near Wilmington, NC, the filming location for "Maximum Overdrive" and have always been a fan of this movie, so it made sense to do a shirt in tribute to this movie and also as kind of a tribute to our local film industry.
Description: Johnny Cash wanted to stay "far from Folsom Prison," but his most dedicated fans may want to see the place where he performed the concert that changed the course of his career. Contrary to what some fans may think, Cash never did more than a night in jail, and definitely not at California's Folsom, but he identified with the inmates and "Folsom Prison Blues" cemented him as a kind of bad-boy icon. The prison itself is off limits to anyone who isn't visiting an inmate, but the nearby Folsom Prison Museum tells the prison's gruesome history and includes plenty of Johnny Cash memorabilia.
Description: The art style perfectly executes a retro comic pop-art and classic rock grunge aesthetic. By introducing high-voltage lightning bolts directly into blocky, hand-drawn typography, the design feels like it is physically vibrating. It speaks perfectly to heavy metal fans, concert-goers, guitarists, DJs, audiophiles, and fitness enthusiasts who blast their favorite tracks to power through a workout, making it a loud and proud addition to your TeePublic store!
The Maximum The Hormone Heavy Metal Band Rock Shorts
by Psychedelic Monster Art
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Description: Jerusalem's Lot, Maine (often shortened to 'Salem's Lot or just the Lot) is a fictional town and a part of writer Stephen King's fictional Maine topography. 'Salem's Lot has served as the setting for a number of his novels, novellas, and short stories. It first appeared in King's 1975 novel 'Salem's Lot, and has reappeared as late as his 2019 novel The Institute (see list below). The town is described as being located in Cumberland County, between (or including parts of) the towns of Falmouth, Windham, and Cumberland, near the southern part of the state about 10 miles north of Portland. A map on King's official website, though, places 'Salem's Lot considerably further north, approximately in Northwest Piscataquis.
Description: As the Earth crosses the tail of a comet, previously inanimate machines suddenly spring to life. Chaos sets in as machines of all kinds begin attacking humans. At the Dixie Boy Truck Stop in Wilmington, North Carolina, a small group of people hold up inside and do their best to plan their survival as the rabid machines swarm outside. This is the gist of 1986's horror comedy, Maximum Overdrive, which was set in and around the Dixie Boy Truck Stop and based on King's 1973 short story, Trucks.
Description: Undeniably, this applies to all jobs, and also including English teachers and English students. It is a complete global fact for people of all ages who study or work at anything. Workers of any profession feel this. Students of any subject express it. Teachers of any subject confirm this. English students freely admit it. English teachers experience this. There are moments in the week when our internal energy reserves are completely drained to absolute zero. We spend an enormous amount of willpower just forcing ourselves to sit upright and casually stare at the pending daily tasks. It takes all of our remaining strength simply to click a mouse, type a basic word, and try to look remarkably busy until the shift concludes.
I am operating at maximum capacity to produce an absolute minimum amount of effort Shorts
by englishlearning
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Description: This absolute truth applies fully to any job, along with English teachers and English students. Procrastination isn't simply a passive activity; it requires an incredibly intense amount of focused mental energy. An employee actively pretends that a massive quarterly presentation is not happening tomorrow. An English teacher ignores a large stack of unmarked essays by reorganizing their entirely clean desk. An English student consciously blocks out the thought of a major thesis paper by doing household chores. We forcefully push the stressful daily reality deep into the back of our minds, deliberately replacing it with completely trivial tasks just to survive the afternoon without feeling entirely and utterly overwhelmed.
I am currently utilizing my maximum brain capacity to ignore a looming deadline Shorts
by englishlearning
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Description: System status: Coding complete, energy depleted. This hilarious and highly relatable "Optimized for Maximum Laziness Loading 99% Error " graphic features a loading bar frozen forever at 99% Error. It’s the ultimate outfit for programmers, tech lovers, introverts, and professional procrastinators who know the struggle of a system crash. Perfect for lazy Sundays, casual remote workdays, or whenever you want to tell the world that your loading screen has officially glitched. It also makes a fantastic, witty gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate sarcastic geek humor.
Optimized for Maximum Laziness Loading 99% Error - Sarcastic Programmer Introvert Humor Tech Meme Shorts
by Chocmocc
$21 $27
