Microsoft Cards
Description: Xbox is a video gaming brand created and owned by Microsoft. The brand consists of five video game consoles, as well as applications (games), streaming services, an online service by the name of Xbox network, and the development arm by the name of Xbox Game Studios. The brand was first introduced in the United States in November 2001, with the launch of the original Xbox console. The original device was the first video game console offered by an American company after the Atari Jaguar stopped sales in 1996. It reached over 24 million units sold by May 2006. Microsoft's second console, the Xbox 360, was released in 2005 and has sold 86 million units as of October 2021.
Description: Microsoft Corporation is an American multinational technology corporation headquartered in Redmond, Washington. Microsoft's best-known software products are the Windows line of operating systems, the Microsoft Office suite, and the Internet Explorer and Edge web browsers. Its flagship hardware products are the Xbox video game consoles and the Microsoft Surface lineup of touchscreen personal computers. Microsoft ranked No. 21 in the 2020 Fortune 500 rankings of the largest United States corporations by total revenue; it was the world's largest software maker by revenue as of 2019. It is one of the Big Five American information technology companies, alongside Alphabet (Google), Amazon, Apple, and Meta (Facebook).
Description: A retro-inspired parody for anyone running on deadlines, caffeine, and quiet dread. Corporate helpfulness meets modern burnout—because even the paperclip isn’t okay anymore.
Clippy - Looks Like You’re Having an Existential Crisis Card
by CerealBoxInk
$5.00 $6.00
Description: There’s a workplace performance that requires no productivity. The moment footsteps approach, fingers become great percussionists, screens fill with documents, and the keyboard gets more attention than it has received all week. It doesn’t matter whether the document contains useful information, a grocery list, or the word “HELLO” repeated 300 times. From across the room, it looks like important business is happening at record speed. A quick glance toward the doorway confirms the audience has arrived, so the typing intensifies dramatically. Once the coast is clear, everything slows down again. It’s a one-person office show, complete with sound effects, dramatic keystrokes, and a fake schedule based on who happens to be walking past the desk.
I type heavily in Microsoft Word just to look incredibly busy when the boss walks by Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Quote from one of the astronauts on the Artemis mission to mission control-I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither of those are working
Artemis Mission - I Have Two Versions of Outlook and Neither is Working (White Print) Card
by grungeyr
$5.00 $6.00
Did Someone Say Spreadsheet - Heavy Breathing - Funny Cat Nerd Card
by Condor Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A circular emblem featuring a stylized satellite with solar panels positioned in front of a textured moon. White text in a circular arrangement reads 'I HAVE 2 MICROSOFT OUTLOOKS AND NEITHER IS WORKING'. The style is monochrome with a bold outline.
I Have 2 Microsoft Outlooks And Neither Is Working Satellite Moon Card
by DORI STORE
$5.00 $6.00
