Millennial Diner Cards

Description: A black background features white distressed text reading 'MILLENNIAL DINER PODCAST' stacked vertically. Below this, in smaller white text, is 'emo, punk & coffee'. To the right, a hand outline in white holds a red and black buffalo plaid square.

Description: For those that like a shirt color as dark as their soul

Description: Millennial Diner Podcast retro design featuring Phil's version of Black Flag.

Description: The Punk side of MDP.

Description: The Punk side of MDP.

Description: So Jeff likes MCR

Description: protects their snacks and refuses to share their fries under any circumstances.

Description: MDP the Emo Side

Description: Today's menu. Same as yesterday. Same as tomorrow. A vintage diner A-frame chalkboard sign listing the only three items actually on offer in a mom's day: COFFEE, CRAYONS, CRYING. Wooden frame, worn sign face, hand-drawn chalk icons, and a 'SERVED DAILY' banner for the full effect. Looks like it's been out on the sidewalk through every season of this life already. For the Millennial mom whose daily special is survival, the friend with tiny humans and a large iced coffee, the mom whose kitchen is part art studio, part therapy office. A thoughtful Mother's Day gift for anyone whose life can honestly be summed up by a chalkboard. Served hot. Served daily. No substitutions.

Description: For those that prefer a shirt color that's lighter than their soul.

Description: For the discerning emo and punk rockers

Description: ngl this is real close to nfg...

Description: Phil's order at the Diner