Monty Python Cards

Description: ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Description: Hop in to visit!

Description: Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

Description: Tis But A Scratch

Description: From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

Description: Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

Description: ...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Description: Just some fun with elements of Monty Python Holy Grail

Description: “That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

Description: I hope you like it!

Description: Hakuna Matata means Silly Walks!

Description: Witch!!

Description: FATHER: Hold it! Hold it! Please! Hold it! This is Sir Lancelot from the Court of Camelot, a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today. LANCELOT: Hello. GUEST: He killed my auntie! GUESTS: [yelling] FATHER: Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.

Description: A indie side scrolling adventure to search for the holy grail.

Description: Experience the legendary 'Monty Python Live at the Comedy Festival 1975' design an iconic homage to the absurd humor and unforgettable moments of the British comedy troupe. Featuring the killer rabbit knights who say 'Ni' and the Spanish Inquisition. Perfect for fans of classic comedy and satirical art.

Description: A SImple Question of Weight Ratios

Description: From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

Description: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Description: Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Description: Tim the enchanter

Description: Mayhem in Mercia

Description: Hilarious parody from classic film Life of Brian. Perfect for comedy movie s.

Description: fun for all

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Description: MONTY PYTHON - LIFE OF BRIAN

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Description: Now accepting visitors! (Be prepared to answer 3 questions to access the bridge)

Description: ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Description: Inspired by my favorite series, Monty Python

Description: I'm Lumberjack and I'm Ok The Lumberjack Song Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Description: The Knights Who Say Ni - Retro Medieval Humor Monty Python Holy Grail

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Description: And with one mighty cry in unison, they screamed "YES! Get on with it!". Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Genius.

Description: From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Description: Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

Description: Starry Knight