Monty Python Cards
Description: ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.
Description: FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
Description: Monty Python Holy Grail comedy design for British humor fans. The quote 'Tis But A Scratch! appeals to movie enthusiasts and medieval knight meme lovers.
'Tis But A Scratch! Monty Python Holy Grail Medieval Knight Humor Card
by California Dream
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Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Quotes - I Move For No Man featuring the Black Knight.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Quotes - I Move For No Man Card
by Cool Dojo
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Monty Python What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us Card
by Yertzay-nice
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Description: ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.
Description: "People called Romanes they go the house?" Celebrate one of the greatest comedy sketches in cinematic history with this Life of Brian graffiti design. Featuring the infamous anti-Roman slogan written by Brian—and aggressively corrected by John Cleese's Centurion—this graphic is a must-have for Monty Python fans and Latin grammar nerds alike. Whether you're a classical studies major, a high school Latin teacher, or just a lover of classic British comedy, this funny "Romani ite domum" design is perfect. Wear it with pride, just make sure you write it out a hundred times before sunrise or we'll cut your balls off!
Life of Brian Latin Graffiti T-Shirt Funny Monty Python Romanes Eunt Domus Joke Card
by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers
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