My Precious Cards
Description: Sméagol obtained the Ring by murdering his relative Déagol, who found it in the River Anduin. Gollum referred to the Ring as "my precious" or "precious", and it extended his life far beyond natural limits. Centuries of the Ring's influence twisted Gollum's body and mind, and, by the time of the novels, he "loved and hated [the Ring], as he loved and hated himself."
Description: A precious gem deserves its crown! This original illustration features an adorable crowned pearl with the text "My Precious." Perfect as a cute, empowering gift for someone special—or a stylish self-love treat for yourself. Great for everyday casual wear, stickers, tote bags, and accessories.
Description: Spelunking tours to Gollum's Cave (also known as Sméagol's Cave) are scheduled for Fridays and Saturdays by appointment only. Spots are limited, so make sure to book in advance. This guided tour begins with a 1.5 mile walking/crawling segment and concludes with a 1-hour underground kayak adventure. All gear is provided by the outfitter, as anything shiny (or especially golden) is specifically forbidden and could pose risk to the tour. Due to the tight squeezes required, it is HEAVILY suggested that you DO NOT eat Second Breakfast before arrival.
Brave the Darkness at Gollum's Cave • Lord of the Rings • National Parks Card
by FalconArt
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This delightful pop-art illustration features a cute, wide-eyed green goblin happily riding on top of a giant rolling black d20 polyhedral die. Framed by beautiful gold stars, the bold typography spells out the popular community joke "My Precious Math Rocks." This colorful, energetic design is an absolute treasure for dice goblins, dice hoarders, and tabletop roleplaying game collectors.
My Precious Math Rocks Cute Goblin D20 Dice Graphic Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Prancing Pony (i.e. the Inn of the Prancing Pony) was an inn in Bree where Frodo Baggins, Sam, Pippin, and Merry first met Strider. The Prancing Pony was based inside the central hub of the town, near stables and various merchant stalls. Since Bree was built on the major road of the Greenway, it was a fairly well-traveled inn, and was so accustomed to hobbits that designated hobbit-rooms had been built. Barliman Butterbur was the inkeeper at the time of the War of the Ring. Nob and Bob were two hobbits that worked under him: Nob was a general servant, and Bob was as a ostler, tending to the horses and ponies.
Description: This design is for truck drivers and long haul truckers who embrace the open road lifestyle. It features the text Keep Honking! I'm Living My One Wild And Precious Life for dedicated drivers.
Keep Honking! I'm Living My One Wild And Precious Life Trucker Driver Long Haul Road Trip Card
by JaskconLIfe23
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Tap into the shadows of dark obsession with this eerie "My Precious - Mine. Only Mine." fantasy graphic. Featuring a high-contrast, distressed illustration of Gollum lurking among scattered bones and broken stones alongside the glowing silhouette of the One Ring, this atmospheric design is a must-have for fantasy fans, movie buffs, and lovers of iconic pop culture lore.
Gollum My Precious Mine Only Mine One Ring Dark Card
by Ob3lizk
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Forget the ring, meet the ultimate lord of the mates! This hilarious design plays on everyone's favorite cave dweller discovering what truly matters. In English, "mates" means friends, but for us, it’s all about that precious yerba gourd! The perfect funny print for your mate-sharing friends. | @thepetterproject
The Lord of the Mates | Yerba Mate Funny Gollvm Parody Card
by ThePetterPrøject
$5.00 $6.00
Diamonds And Coffee My Happy Place Coffee Drinker Card
by Purple Flowers
$5.00 $6.00
Gollum Stencil Artwork Card
by Mark Jones Photography & Stencils
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Say "I love you" the creepiest, funniest way possible with this You Are "My Precious" Gollum Valentine design. This hand-drawn, sketch-style illustration shows a hunched, grinning Gollum clutching a red rose and a heart-shaped balloon, with the quote "You Are My Precious" in bold lettering below. It's a quirky love declaration for fans of The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and Middle-earth. Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, engagement gifts, or any time you want to tell your partner they are your one true precious. A great pick for movie lovers, fantasy fans, book nerds, and anyone who loves dark humor mixed with romance. Give it as a funny gift for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or fellow LOTR fan.
You Are My Precious Gollum Valentine Rose Heart Balloon Funny Graphic Card
by graphicspectrals
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Smiguel is a funny mashup design for Lord Of The Rings fans. This Smiguel character combines Gollum with Mexican culture, featuring a sombrero and serape.
Smiguel Lord Of The Rings Mexican Character Parody Card
by WBHR Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace the greed with this My Precious design featuring a happy goblin and a glowing d20. The badge style graphic highlights the magical bond between a player and their favorite die. It is a hilarious gift for the person at the table who guards their dice bag with their life.
My Precious Dice Goblin Badge Funny RPG Art Card
by Fenay Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Unleash futuristic feline energy with our My Precious Cyber Cat T-Shirt. Featuring a detailed mech and cat discovering its treasure! This unique sci-fi design combines robotics, adventure, and cat lover vibes in one striking illustration. Perfect for gamers, anime fans, and anyone who loves tech inspired art with a hint of humor and heart. A must have for collectors and cat enthusiasts with a love for the digital world.
My Precious Cyber Cat – Mech and Treasure Chest Sci-Fi Card
by TRENDMYART
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The word “Azizam” (عزیزم) originates from Persian (Farsi) and is derived from the root word “Aziz” (عزیز), which means “dear,” “beloved,” or “precious.” The suffix ”-am” (ـم) is a possessive pronoun in Persian, meaning “my.” So, “Azizam” literally translates to “my dear” or “my beloved.” A term of endearment either for romantic partners or one used among certain family members and friends.
Description: The word “Azizam” (عزیزم) originates from Persian (Farsi) and is derived from the root word “Aziz” (عزیز), which means “dear,” “beloved,” or “precious.” The suffix ”-am” (ـم) is a possessive pronoun in Persian, meaning “my.” So, “Azizam” literally translates to “my dear” or “my beloved.” A term of endearment either for romantic partners or one used among certain family members and friends.
Description: The word “Azizam” (عزیزم) originates from Persian (Farsi) and is derived from the root word “Aziz” (عزیز), which means “dear,” “beloved,” or “precious.” The suffix ”-am” (ـم) is a possessive pronoun in Persian, meaning “my.” So, “Azizam” literally translates to “my dear” or “my beloved.” A term of endearment either for romantic partners or one used among certain family members and friends.
