Not My Santa Cards
I'm Not Good At Push Ups Or Sit Ups, But Forget Two Peas In A Pod My Sister And I Are More Like Two Nuts In A Treefuck Ups? They're My Specialty. Card
by Pink Ocean
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Description: A hilariously grumpy black Xmas cat captures the anti-Christmas mood with an irritated stare, bright red Santa hat, and colorful holiday lights tangled around its body. Bold distressed typography declares “Not My Season,” adding sarcastic attitude to the festive artwork. The combination of Christmas imagery, feline humor, vintage grunge texture, and an adorably annoyed expression makes this design ideal for fans of cats, holiday sarcasm, dark humor, and reluctant festive spirit.
I’m Not Santa But You Can Still Sit on My Lap Adult Christmas Humor Card
by Anticorporati
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Description: Perfect for those who prefer to chill rather than hustle, this design is ideal for casual events or as a humorous present. Perfect present for grandpa, grandma, mom, dad, daughter, son, aunt, uncle, friends on birthday, vacation, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Back to School, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year or any anniversary. Click on my brand for more similar designs.
Dear Canada We Hate Him Too Funny Political Christmas Anti-Trump Card
by sulttan-pod
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All I Want For Christmas Is Trump Impeached And Removed From Office Card
by Muzehack
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Description: Ho Ho Ho! It's your old holiday pal, Emoluments Claus! I've come down the chimney at the White House with my trusty copy of the United States Constitution and this pair of handcuffs. Say, kids, which way is the oval office? Ho Ho Ho!
Emoluments Claus - Uncle Sam Santa Arresting Trump Christmas Joke - Which way is the oval office? Ho Ho Ho! Card
by Spatula City
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Description: I might look like I'm listening to you, but I'm not listening. All I hear are Christmas songs. I'm my head it's Christmas carols all day long.
I Might Look Like I'm Listening To You but in my Head I'm Singing Christmas Carols, Not Listening Christmas Music Card
by Timeforplay
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