Not So Cards
Description: Charles Baudelaire: You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it—it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk. But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.
Description: Émile Zola quote: Existence is so bitter for every one of us! Ought we not to forgive others much, my friend, if we wish to merit forgiveness ourselves?
Émile Zola quote: Existence is so bitter for every one of us! Ought we not to forgive others much, my friend, if we wish to merit forgiveness ourselves? Card
by artbleed2
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Description: Niccolò Machiavelli portrait and quote: All courses of action are risky, so prudence is not in avoiding danger (it's impossible), but calculating risk and acting decisively. Make mistakes of ambition and not mistakes of sloth. Develop the strength to do bold things, not the strength to suffer.
Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "BARBER:" in large capital letters. Below it, in parentheses, is "(noun)". The next lines provide a humorous definition of a barber, detailing their role in listening to stories and asking about the haircut.
BARBER: (noun) A person who listen to life stories for free and somehow always, "So, what are we doing today? today?" like it's not the same haircut every time Card
by CAYUT TRUCK
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Description: George Sand quote: Nothing is so easy and so common as to deceive one's self when one does not lack wit and is familiar with all the niceties of the language. Language is a prostitute queen who descends and rises to all rôles, disguises herself, arrays herself in fine apparel, hides her head and effaces herself; an advocate who has an answer for everything, who has always foreseen everything, and who assumes a thousand forms in order to be right. The most honorable of men is he who thinks best and acts best, but the most powerful is he who is best able to talk and write.
i may not be a superhero but i am a flag football coach so close enough Card
by PixelPunchart
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i may not be a superhero but i am a flag football coach so close enough Card
by PixelPunchart
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Description: The ultimate tribute to the unsung heroes of the hallway! A hilariously proud design for the school custodian who doesn't need a cape to save the day—perfectly celebrating the everyday superhero who keeps the school running, fixes the unfixable, and cleans up the chaotic, all before the recess bell rings.
I May Not Be A Superhero But I Am A School Custodian So Close Enough Card
by Printtora
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Description: A hilarious and protective design for dedicated baseball and softball parents who are always ready to stand up for their kids on and off the field.
My Kid Might Not Always Swing But I Do So Watch Your Mouth Card
by Para Jean
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Description: Rock inspired distressed graphic — a bold retro design fans instantly recognize. Built for true music fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of rock, music, green, shamrock, saint patricks day. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
So Make the Best of This Test, and Don't Ask Why It's Not a Question, but a Lesson Learned in Time Punk Pop Card
by Arsoartsi
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Description: I don't know how many coffees it take to be friendly but so far it's not twelve funny caffeinated drink lover humor
I don't know how many coffees it take to be friendly but so far it's not twelve funny caffeinated drink lover humor Card
by CuratedlyV
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I'M NOT THE BIGGER PERSON so I suggest you leave me alone Card
by Latitude Lifestyle Store
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Description: THERE'S ONLY SO MANY PRAYERS IMMA PRAY BEFORE I Cuss You Out I'M NOT FINNA KEEP BOTHERIN' THE LORD
THERE'S ONLY SO MANY PRAYERS IMMA PRAY BEFORE I Cuss You Out I'M NOT FINNA KEEP BOTHERIN' THE LORD Card
by manusiaeditan
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Description: A retro-style composition with white, textured lettering on a black background. The text is arranged in four lines, featuring a bubbly, vintage font with a white outline and a speckled texture. The full text reads: "BEEN DAZED AND CONFUSED FOR SO LONG IT'S NOT TRUE".
BEEN DAZED AND CONFUSED FOR SO LONG IT'S NOT TRUE Retro Text Card
by CanvasWizardStudio
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Description: A funny, bold design for hockey fans who'd rather be on the rink than anywhere else. A great gift for hockey players, coaches, or fans who wear their passion for the sport with a laugh.
Hockey Makes Me Happy You Not So Much Shirt, Funny Hockey Stick Quote, Gift For Hockey Player Fan Lover Card
by cobiepacior
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