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I Found Jesus ...... He Was Behind the Sofa ! Card
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Description: It's always the last place you look! Click on "TheBigTees" to check out our gallery for other funny ass stuff!

Tags: college humor, funniest, funny, funny gifts, humorous

I Found Jesus ...... He Was Behind the Sofa ! Card

by TheBigTees

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Hooked on Drugs Card
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Hooked on Drugs Card

by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST

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Funny Offensive Not Today Jesus (Sunset) Card
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Description: Funny offensive outfit for men and women with the saying "Not Today Jesus" is a clever novelty graphic design. A sarcastic and inappropriate phrase, this dark joke is a hilarious meme and parody of the classic "Not Today Satan" saying. With plenty of adult humor, it makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, and other special occasions. It's a great joke to give a family member or best friend who appreciates a daring laugh. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Tags: funny, funny birthday gifts, not today jesus, not today satan, quotes and sayings

Funny Offensive Not Today Jesus (Sunset) Card

by truffela

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Funny Offensive Not Today Jesus Card
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Description: Funny offensive outfit for men and women with the saying "Not Today Jesus" is a clever novelty graphic design. A sarcastic and inappropriate phrase, this dark joke is a hilarious meme and parody of the classic "Not Today Satan" saying. With plenty of adult humor, it makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, and other special occasions. It's a great joke to give a family member or best friend who appreciates a daring laugh. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Tags: funny, quotes and sayings, sarcasm, sarcastic phrases, not today satan

Funny Offensive Not Today Jesus Card

by truffela

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Straight Christian Conservative. White lettering. Card
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Description: Make a bold statement with this "Straight Christian Conservative" t-shirt designed for those who are proud of their faith, values, and beliefs. Featuring clean, straightforward white lettering, this shirt is perfect for expressing your stance with confidence and clarity. Whether attending rallies, church events, or simply living out your values daily, this tee is a great way to show your commitment. This design is perfect for anyone who identifies with their Christian faith and conservative values. It's an excellent gift idea for like-minded friends, family members, or anyone who isn’t afraid to stand up for their beliefs. Available in multiple sizes and colors to suit your style.

Tags: bold political design, check box, checkmark, christian, christian design

Straight Christian Conservative. White lettering. Card

by BeyondTshirts

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Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Funny Jesus Meme Christmas Card
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Description: Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Funny Jesus Meme Christmas

Tags: baby jesus, christian, christmas, funny, jesus

Whose God Damn White Baby Is This Funny Jesus Meme Christmas Card

by Butterfly sto

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Cocaine Jesus Humor Card
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Description: Edgy graphic. Religious imagery meets dark comedy. Provocative statement.

Tags: adult novelty, cocaine meme, controversial joke, edgy custom, inappropriate funny

Cocaine Jesus Humor Card

by Casa bela

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Jesus Looks Like Me Card
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Description: Jesus looks like me.

Tags: bible, storebuild, religion, christian, faith

Jesus Looks Like Me Card

by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST

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If You Don’t Sin, Jesus Died for Nothing Card

Description: A witty take on faith, freedom, and divine sacrifice. Celebrate your wild side with a knowing nod to the ultimate redemption. Live a little!

Tags: blasphemy, controversial, cool, edgy, funny

If You Don’t Sin, Jesus Died for Nothing Card

by Frank Ring

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Christian Shirts Funny Jesus Yolo 2 M2126 Card
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Description: Christian Shirts Funny Jesus Yolo 2 M2126 T-Shirt.

Tags: christian, christmas, dad jokes, dark humor, fathers day

Christian Shirts Funny Jesus Yolo 2 M2126 Card

by Liebevolla

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He-is-Rizzin Card
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Description: Dive into the holiday spirit with our 'He is Rizzin' design. This classic piece features a standout 'He is Rizzin' Jesus Happy Easter Retro' graphic, blending faith and sport in a truly distinctive way.

Tags: christmas easter birthday, christmas gift, easter day, easter jesus religious cross jes, funny easter for women

He-is-Rizzin Card

by Siduwor.uma

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Help Step Brother I am Stuck Meme Funny Jesus Rude Offensive Gen Z Anti Religious Card
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Description: Help Step Brother I am Stuck Meme Funny Jesus Rude Offensive Gen Z Anti Religious

Tags: bible, christian, christianity, faith, innappropriate
Christ Is Coming Are You Swallowing Card
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Description: Christ Is Coming Are You Swallowing

Tags: christ is coming, christian, christian humor, christianity, controversial humor

Christ Is Coming Are You Swallowing Card

by UniBeachPun Design

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Beer with Jesus Funny Parody Card
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Description: This design hilariously features Jesus casually enjoying a cold beer, with a golden halo glowing behind him like the ultimate happy hour vibe. It's perfect for anyone who believes in miracles—and great drinks!

Tags: beer lover gift, funny drinks, geeky humor, god, humor

Beer with Jesus Funny Parody Card

by SSO Symbol

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Cocaine Jesus Humor Card

Description: Edgy art. Religious iconography reimagined with a controversial twist. Provocative statement piece.

Tags: adult dark humor, blasphemous jesus parody, controversial religious joke, edgy satire jesus, irrever

Cocaine Jesus Humor Card

by Casa bela

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I Love Christmas Card
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Description: I Love Christmas

Tags: 80s, chevy chase, christmas, christmas ball, christmas funny

I Love Christmas Card

by mafirohda

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Im Telling Dad Jesus Judging Meme Card
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Description: Jesus is watching

Tags: bible, christianity, faith, funny gift, god loves you

Im Telling Dad Jesus Judging Meme Card

by RuthlessM

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I will send you to Jesus (colored) Card

Description: I will send you to Jesus. Colored Version. Asian parenting memes.

Tags: asian parent, comedy, damage, emotional, emotional damage

I will send you to Jesus (colored) Card

by DeathAnarchy

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Religious War Definition, Funny Offensive Anti-religious Card
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Description: Religious War Definition, Funny Offensive Anti-religious

Tags: activist, anti christian, atheism, atheist, dark humor

Religious War Definition, Funny Offensive Anti-religious Card

by Maap

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I Could Be Meaner Card
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Description: I Could Be Meaner

Tags: attitude, funny, funny sarcasm, humor, i could be meaner but jesus said no

I Could Be Meaner Card

by denkatinys

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Happy Birthday Jesus Card
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Description: Happy Birthday Bro, Jesus, Christmas Novelty.

Tags: jesus, novelty gift, ugly christmas sweater, happy birthdays, funny

Happy Birthday Jesus Card

by Wearing Silly

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Follow-God-Not-Others Card

Description: Follow God Not Others

Tags: bible, faith, funny, god, humor

Follow-God-Not-Others Card

by tiden.nyska

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Holy Smack Card
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Description: Some holy smack talk for you all...

Tags: lgbtq, funny quote, anime, funny slogan, religion

Holy Smack Card

by Spilled Ink!

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Be Salty Stay Lit Card
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Description: Be Salty Stay Lit

Tags: bible, bible verse, christian, christianity, dont be salty

Be Salty Stay Lit Card

by denkanysti

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Jesus Loves You Everyone Else Thinks Youre A Dick Funny Sarcastic Card
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Description: Funny sarcastic typography design featuring "JESUS LOVES YOU - everyone else thinks you're a dick". A hilarious plot twist joke that makes a perfect gag gift, prank present, or offensive dark humor outfit for friends with a bold sense of humor!

Tags: bible, christian, christianity, dark humor, faith

Jesus Loves You Everyone Else Thinks Youre A Dick Funny Sarcastic Card

by Memory Reboot

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Jesus Is Coming Are You Swallowing Christian Jesus Saying Offensive Card
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Description: Jesus Is Coming-Are-You-Swallowing Christian Jesus Offensive Shirt is perfect for men, women, teens, Christians, churchgoers, pastors, youth group leaders, Bible study members, and friends who enjoy bold, edgy, or provocative Christian humor statements

Tags: christ is coming, christian, christian humor, christianity, controversial humor

Jesus Is Coming Are You Swallowing Christian Jesus Saying Offensive Card

by AnnikaPages

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Follow-God-Not-Others Card

Description: Follow God Not Others

Tags: bible, demon, devil, faith, funny

Follow-God-Not-Others Card

by denkanysti

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Follow God Not Others Card

Description: Follow God Not Others

Tags: bible, faith, funny, god, humor

Follow God Not Others Card

by denkanysti

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I'll Respawn, I'm Basically Jesus Card
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Description: We all die, but gamers… we respawn!! It’s a MIRACLE!! I don’t know about you but rising from dead gives me the urge to go turn some water into wine! OK. We may not be Jesus, but as gamers we're kinda close, right? Stream your religious experience to the masses with this design.

Tags: pc gamer, video game, gamer, vintage, offensive

I'll Respawn, I'm Basically Jesus Card

by RyIT Designs

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All My Role Models Went To Prison Jesus Funny Card

Description: All My Role Models Went To Prison Jesus Funny This humorous item showcases an unexpected take on mentorship. It sparks conversation and adds a touch of irreverence to your everyday look, making it a memorable addition to your collection.

Tags: all my role models, edgy statement graphic, offensive humor graphic, prison jesus meme, religious humor top

All My Role Models Went To Prison Jesus Funny Card

by OTA-Oregon_Trio_Asc

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Warning! Contains Biblical views that some people may find offensive, funny meme, red text Card

Description: Warning! Contains Biblical views that some people may find offensive, funny meme, red text

Tags: jesus, christian, contains biblical views, jesus christ, that some people may find offensive
Funny Christmas Christian The Boys Are Back in Town Jesus Santa M9834 Card
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Description: Funny Christmas Christian The Boys Are Back in Town Jesus Santa M9834 T-Shirt.

Tags: adult, back in town, christian, funny, humor

Funny Christmas Christian The Boys Are Back in Town Jesus Santa M9834 Card

by Scot Studio

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Psalm 139:23-24 Search Me God And Know My Heart Card
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Description: Search me, God, and know my heart; test me and know my anxious thoughts. See if there is any offensive way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting. Psalm 139:23-24

Tags: anxious, bible, christian, christian clothing, everlasting

Psalm 139:23-24 Search Me God And Know My Heart Card

by Plushism

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