Overengineering Cards

Description: A regular crossbow shoots bolts. An artificer's crossbow features dual pressure gauges, pneumatic loading, steam exhaust, a compass, and three separate magic infusions. If it isn't wildly over-complicated, it simply isn't finished. Rendered in a clean steampunk-inspired comic woodcut aesthetic with heavy line contours, distressed cream tones, and warm copper brass accents. Recommended for: Artificers, tinkerers, steampunk enthusiasts, and RPG engineers. Perfect for maker tees, work hoodies, toolbox stickers, and Displate prints.

Description: Why keep it simple when you can turn it into a full-blown engineering project? Some people see a five-minute repair. Others see an opportunity for blueprints, power tools, detailed planning, and an entire weekend of unnecessary complications! This hilarious retro cartoon design features a confident handyman surrounded by tools, mechanical gears, construction plans, and a growing collection of projects. With the caption "I CAN TURN A SIMPLE TASK INTO A FULL-BLOWN ENGINEERING PROJECT," this design celebrates the overthinkers, perfectionists, DIY enthusiasts, engineers, and weekend warriors who believe no project is too small to overcomplicate! Perfect for engineers, mechanics, handymen, woodworkers, home improvement enthusiasts, and anyon