Panic Design Cards
Description: Keep calm, cosmic traveler! This hand-carved linocut design says “DON’T PANIC” in bold white letters, with a ringed planet standing in for the O, all set against a round blue background. For space wanderers, sci-fi fans, and anyone who needs a reminder to breathe easy when the universe gets weird.
Description: A retro drink-mix label reduces a full-scale panic to a powder: "DEHYDRATED PANIC · JUST ADD COLD BREW & PLAY DEAD," with the fine print "SERVING SUGGESTION: LIE VERY STILL." Dry and twitchy and built for anyone whose first instinct is to freeze and hope nobody notices. A fun pick for opossum fans, introverts, and cold brew drinkers, and part of the Dehydrated Emotions series, with more on Dashery.
Dehydrated Panic Just Add Cold Brew and Play Dead Funny Opossum Possum Gift Anxious Introvert Retro Drink Mix Label Deadpan Typography Design Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Humorous and chaotic glitch art design featuring a panicked raccoon surrounded by broken computer monitors with the bold quote "All Panic, No Disco."
All Panic No Disco Funny Raccoon Computer Glitch Chaos Design Card
by WildFeather Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A helpful reminder from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: don't panic! Printed in bold black letters on a green circle background. From an original hand-carved lino print design. A ringed planet is in place of the letter O.
DON'T PANIC (in green) - Linocut Style Planet Design Card
by mousepage
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace the dark humor and sarcastic vibes with this funny "Panic Attacks Are My Cardio" distressed text design. Perfect for mental health awareness, introverts, or anyone who prefers a witty laugh over standard gym workouts.
Panic Attacks Are My Cardio Funny Anxiety Mental Health Card
by NomiCrafts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Inspired by Widespread Panic and the WSP 26 Jackson Hole design. A bold southern rock style for devoted music fans.
Widespread Panic WSP 26 Jackson Hole Shirt Card
by LunarSavageWorks
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace the chaos with this funny anxious cat design. Perfect for anyone who feels a little overwhelmed, this retro-style illustration captures that relatable panic in a cute and quirky way. Great for cat lovers with a sense of humor.
Anxious Cat Is It Time To Panic Funny Retro Kitten Design Card
by oussnaknak
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Relatable anxiety humor for disco party lovers. Express your mood with the funny quote So Much Panic Very Little Disco. Perfect for retro fun and sarcastic sayings.
So Much Panic Very Little Disco Anxiety Humor Party Design Card
by PSU MMA CLUB
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny mindfulness Bigfoot design featuring a calm meditating Sasquatch with the phrase “Inhale, Exhale, Peace, Not Panic.” The warm retro sunset style and peaceful pose make it perfect for Bigfoot lovers, meditation fans, yoga humor, outdoor souls, introverts, and anyone who enjoys calm vibes with a funny cryptid twist. A great design for people who love Sasquatch art, stress-free humor, forest legends, and positive peace-themed quotes.
Bigfoot Meditation Peace Not Panic Design Card
by Design_Windmill
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A calm capybara enjoying a peaceful moment. Ideal for capybara fans, coffee lovers, and anyone who loves relaxing vibes.
No Panic Capybara Funny Relaxed Vintage Design Card
by Miralana
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the legendary heavy metal band with this Judas Priest inspired design. Featuring a bold shield emblem and the iconic logo, this artwork is perfect for metalheads and classic rock fans who love the high-energy sound of Panic Attack.
Judas Priest Panic Attack Shield Heavy Metal Band Design Card
by Velvyne
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Stay calm… or at least try to swim through it with this adorable Panic Swim design! Featuring a cute pink axolotl holding a warm cup of coffee, this Panic Swim design perfectly captures chaotic-but-cute everyday humor. Perfect for axolotl lovers, coffee fans, aquatic animal enthusiasts, and anyone who relates to panic mode.
Panic Swim – Cute Axolotl Coffee Lover Humor Design Card
by TAAN'S CREATION
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This vintage-inspired t-shirt design features a mischievous raccoon representing the fictional "Ministry of Strategic Panic Buying," pushing a cart overflowing with toilet paper, canned goods, and questionable essentials in a playful satire of panic shopping culture. Distressed typography, official-style emblems, and tongue-in-cheek slogans create the look of a government agency dedicated to overpreparing, making it a perfect design for fans of ironic humor and retro graphic apparel.
Description: For fans of the You're Wrong About podcast, an imaginary book cover in a vintage Nancy Drew style!
You're Wrong About Mystery Novel Cover Card
by BeckyandShoulderAngel
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Inspired by the 2026 Wizard Cyclops collaboration artwork. Created for fans of Widespread Panic and The Young And Sick.
Widespread Panic The Wizard Cyclops 2026 Card
by Deep Blue Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny typography design for graphic designers, illustrators, digital artists, and creative minds who know the design process isn't always as smooth as it looks. Whether you're racing against a deadline, making last-minute revisions, or waiting for inspiration to strike, this sarcastic quote is a relatable reminder that creativity and chaos often go hand in hand. Perfect for anyone who works in design, freelances, studies art, or simply appreciates witty creative humor. This minimalist design makes a great gift for designers, artists, creative professionals, students, and anyone who lives by the motto: design first, panic later. It's a fun addition to T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, notebooks, and other print-on-demand products.
Funny Panic Cat Driving Police Chase Retro Comic Meme Design Card
by Alois Merry Beats
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Colorful abstract design perfect for friends or relatives who love abstract art gifts .It can also be given as a birthday or Christmas gift to your significant others who also love abstract art designs. This design is also fitting for any special anniversaries that might be coming up.
panic day scream colorful typographic funny design Card
by Smashingdeals Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Praying Through The Panic Faith Anxiety Relief Design Card
by HopeSpark
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Colorful typographic design perfect for friends or relatives who love funny art gifts .It can also be given as a birthday or Christmas gift to your significant others who also love abstract art designs. This design is also fitting for any special anniversaries that might be coming up.
Panic Day Scream colorful typographic funny saying design Card
by Smashingdeals Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Vybz Kartel Shenseea Dancehall Panic Fan Design Card
by JuicyVibeStudio
$5.00 $6.00