Petty Revenge Cards

Description: I Just Got Revenge On Someone Who Wronged Me Seven Years Ago, Never Relax, I Am Coming! A darkly humorous sarcastic quote for people who never forget a grudge and have a long memory. Perfect for fans of petty revenge jokes, savage humor, sarcastic comebacks, and funny sayings about holding grudges.

Description: i will put you in the trunk and help people look for you don't test me!

Description: For when karma is spot on

Description: Bold hot pink lettering features the viral quote Hit Him With Your Car for anyone dealing with a bad breakup or toxic ex. This unhinged text statement makes an unexpected laugh for best friends processing terrible relationships together. Ideal for girls night out or coping with ex boyfriend drama.

Description: hope your abuser dies

Description: A sarcastic “Dear Karma, I Have a List of People You Missed” design for anyone still waiting for the universe to settle a few scores. Perfect for fans of petty humor, revenge jokes, passive-aggressive sayings and dark comedy.

Description: some of y'all don't know what happened to earl and it shows

Description: why take the high road? when you can take the psycho path

Description: A bold and sarcastic karma-inspired design for anyone who believes in treating people the way they treat you. Perfect for fans of witty quotes, dark humor, attitude, and unapologetic sarcasm.

Description: A bold and sarcastic karma-inspired design for anyone who believes in treating people the way they treat you. Perfect for fans of witty quotes, dark humor, attitude, and unapologetic sarcasm.

Description: A bold and sarcastic karma-inspired design for anyone who believes in treating people the way they treat you. Perfect for fans of witty quotes, dark humor, attitude, and unapologetic sarcasm.

Description: This Raccoon Cowboy Western design features the bold statement Tears Of My Enemies. Perfect for fans of funny animals, sarcastic humor, and Western desert themes.

Description: A brutally funny revenge joke for anyone who prefers petty payback over wishing harm on someone.

Description: I Do Not Forgive and Forget – I Hate and Remember | Tiny Knife Raven Dark Humor

Description: Powered by Spite is a funny, sarcastic design for anyone fueled by stubborn determination, dry humor, and pure pettiness.

Description: A hilariously petty take on karma. This design is for anyone who prefers a little bit of chaotic justice over holding a grudge.

Description: A perfect blend of beautiful and brutal, this "Waiting For The Big Beautiful Obituary" design is for those who like their humor a little dark and their florals a little ironic. Surrounded by bright, cheerful flowers, the quote delivers a deliciously petty and poetic vibe, perfect for the emotionally unbothered and delightfully dramatic. Whether you’re into subtle shade, gallows humor, or just love a floral frame around something slightly sinister, this design is for you. Ideal for t-shirts, stickers, mugs, and more. Great gift idea for your snarkiest friend — or yourself, if you’re simply here for the chaos (and the karma).

Description: Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a felony is spiritual growth. “I'm Gonna Let Karma Fix It Because If I Fix It I'm Going To Jail” is the perfect design for anyone who’s mastered the art of restraint — barely. Whether you’re dodging drama, biting your tongue, or just letting the universe handle it, this shirt is a warning and a vibe. Ideal for the petty, the peaceful, and the people who know their limits.

Description: An old-school curse with a modern sense of humor. This exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek line is perfect for anyone who deals with daily annoyances using sarcasm instead of rage. Bold, dramatic, and clearly meant as a joke, it delivers dark humor without taking itself too seriously. Great for fans of over-the-top sayings, witty insults, and letting off steam with laughter instead of stress