Plain Cards
Description: Simple black letters: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.
"This is my second rodeo." in plain black letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Yeah, nah." Put on your best Aussie accent and make clear whether it's yes or no - yeah, nah.
"Yeah, nah." in plain white letters - for the Australians in your life Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "*sad trombone*". Does life need a soundtrack? Yeah, sometimes, especially when everything's disappointing and getting you down. Welp.
"*sad trombone*" in plain white letters - when everything's a disappointment Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I don't have kids because I enjoy money and silence". And sleeping in, and a clean car, and not having to worry about school districts, and...
"I don't have kids because I enjoy money and silence" in plain white letters Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Excuse me, is this the queue for the apocalypse?" Yeah, it's the end times; get in line. Because we're all waiting for the end of the world but we still wanna be polite.
"Excuse me, is this the queue for the apocalypse?" in plain white letters - we're in the end times, but still gotta be polite Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Bless your heart." Well bless your sweet heart, honey! Maybe you even think I'm being sincere. Thanks Gramma.
"Bless your heart." in plain white letters - with a southern smile Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Hillary was right about everything." Each day that goes by shows that Hillary was right. About Trump, about SCOTUS, about everything. It's as simple as that.
"Hillary was right about everything." in plain white letters - and history will just keep proving her righter Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: Everything they say about me is true. Because you KNOW they're gossiping about me; I'm famous. Well, internet famous. Well, famous in my own mind.
"Everything they say about me is true." in plain white letters - famous or infamous, who cares? Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "cautionary tale". Wear it as a warning to others - or maybe a badge of honor. Learn what not to do by observing a genuine black sheep!
"cautionary tale" in plain white letters - warning sign or badge of honor? Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Do you love funny shirts? Show off your ironic sense of humor with this awesome tee! Made with fun and irony, this humorous joke tshirt is sure to please men, women, and kids who like to have a good time and have a great sense of humor. It would make a fun Birthday gift or Christmas present that is sure to bring a laugh!
T-Shirt Slogan: Fill In The Blank Funny Sarcastic Joke Tee Card
by HowToMakeArt
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Gen X sais quoi." Gen X - the forgotten generation. Everyone's all up on the Boomers and the Millennials but we exist, dammit! Not that anyone indicates they know that.
"Gen X sais quoi." in plain white letters - for the forgotten generation Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Nobody cool likes Tucker Carlson." You can test this theory; go see if you can find someone cool who thinks Tuckums has got anything going for him. We'll wait.
"NOBODY COOL LIKES TUCKER CARLSON" in plain white letters - because, well, they don't Card
by TheBestWords
$5.00 $6.00
Eagle Over the 100,000 Acre Plain at Susaki by Utagawa Hiroshige Card
by Naves
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Country Genius - Cracker Barrel Triangle Peg Game Card
by joshp214
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Nobody cool likes Tucker Carlson." You can test this theory; go see if you can find someone cool who thinks Tuckums has got anything going for him. We'll wait.
"Nobody cool likes Tucker Carlson." in plain white letters - because, well, they don't Card
by TheBestWords
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "anti-fascist". Our grandpas all went off to fight a war against the fascists. Continue their legacy by being pro democracy and against authoritarianism in all its forms.
"anti-fascist" in plain white letters - cos being pro is unthinkable Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I AIN'T YEED MY LAST HAW". I might be long in the tooth, ma, but don't count me out yet. I'm fixin' to be around for a while. Howdy and yeehaw, cowboys.
"I ain't yeed my last haw." in plain white letters - goldangit Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: COLOR OF THE YEAR 2021 ILLUMINATING YELLOW AND ULTIMATE GRAY TROPICAL DESIGN by Beautiful Wordsmith
COLOR OF THE YEAR 2021 ILLUMINATING YELLOW AND ULTIMATE GRAY TROPICAL DESIGN Card
by Beautiful Wordsmith
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Description: Simple black letters on white background: "CURMUDGEON". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).
"CURMUDGEON" in plain black letters - bah humbug and harrumph Card
by TheBestWords
$5.00 $6.00
