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Description: Joseph Conrad quote: Egoism, which is the moving force of the world, and altruism, which is its morality, these two contradictory instincts, of which one is so plain and the other so mysterious, cannot serve us unless in the incomprehensible alliance of their irreconcilable antagonism.
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "are we absolutely sure that we're meant to be awake in the winter?" Surely we're a hibernating species. Eat a lot of food, burrow in snug, sleep all winter, wake in the spring. Sounds better than a commute.
"are we absolutely sure that we're meant to be awake in the winter?" in plain white letters - please just let me hibernate T-Shirt
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "about to have a meltdown, as a little treat". We can't afford vacations or medical care, so let's just melt down. It will be cathartic, if nothing else. Oh, the humanity.
"about to have a meltdown, as a little treat" in plain white letters - it's all we can afford in this economy T-Shirt
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't be sad, rage is more effective". We're going to hell in a handbasket but we need your rage against injustice more than we need your apathy or your despair. Resist.
"don't be sad, rage is more effective" in plain white letters - it's all we can afford in this economy T-Shirt
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Hunter Biden: Darker Brandon". Savage comebacks to all the lame MAGA insults, self-deprecating wit, EQ, self-awareness, a sense of justice. Nothing not to like here. Let's go, Hunter.
"Hunter Biden: Darker Brandon" in plain white letters - this guy is savage, in the best possible way T-Shirt
by TheBestWords
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Description: Seized the day? More like accidentally tackled a disaster! This sarcastic quote in plain white letters features the hilariously relatable line "Pretty sure I seized the wrong day," perfect for anyone who's ever tried to be productive and instantly regretted it. Whether you're surviving Mondays, dodging responsibilities, or just embracing the chaos of adulting, this funny and relatable T-shirt brings the perfect dose of dry humor and everyday struggle. Ideal for lovers of funny quotes, witty sayings, sarcasm, and the occasional existential crisis.
Description: This cheerful statement suits all English tutors and English scholars, guides and attendees of any discipline, and staff operating in any profession. It impacts people of all decades. Designing a vibrant workspace brings immense happiness to our daily routine. Instead of jumping straight into dense paperwork, we happily arrange colorful items across our desks. We treat this visual planning process as a highly crucial assignment. Sorting bright reminders provides a phenomenal surge of cheerful motivation, helping us visualize success perfectly. It turns standard preparation into a lively artistic endeavor. This fantastic habit builds spectacular momentum, allowing us to tackle upcoming duties with absolute grace and ease!
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I can't stop thinking about grilled cheese". Well, it IS one of the most glorious things in human history. As well as being comfort food. And downright delicious.
"I can't stop thinking about grilled cheese" in plain white letters - what? it's totally understandable T-Shirt
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "difficult woman". Sigh. Witches, heretics, shrill, hysterical, emotional, overly sensitive, dramatic, bossy, bitchy, aggressive, demanding... sound familiar? Maybe you just take no shit.
"difficult woman" in plain white letters - in another era they'd have burned us as witches T-Shirt
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "nothing is more American than opposing a tyrant". A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Quite.
"nothing is more American than opposing a tyrant" in plain white letters - ask King George T-Shirt
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "fueled by Schadenfreude". Sometimes mean, but - isn't it SATISFYING to see horrible people get their comeuppance? One obituary in particular will be very welcome.
"fueled by Schadenfreude" in plain white letters - anything it takes to keep you going T-Shirt
by TheBestWords
$16 $24
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "it's my first day". Screwed up? Need to give someone a charming smile and an excuse? Sorry, it's my first day!
"it's my first day" in plain white letters - when you need some extra understanding T-Shirt
by TheBestWords
$16 $24
