Plain Cards
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "creature of the night". When you like dark, and black, and staying up until dawn, and you might be a bat, or at very least a possum. Party starts at midnight? Sweet.
"creature of the night" in plain white letters - for the eternally nocturnal Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "influencer - follow me toward bad decisions". All these thin white girls with their damn ring lights - we don't need any more influencers in perfect spaces. Let's go make some questionable decisions and I'll lead the way.
"influencer - follow me toward bad decisions" in plain white letters - wellness, schmellness Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: "make ignorance embarrassing again" in plain white letters - FFS people be DUMB
"make ignorance embarrassing again" in plain white letters - FFS people be DUMB Card
by donaldSHOP
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Description: "make ignorance embarrassing again" in plain white letters - FFS people be DUMB
"make ignorance embarrassing again" in plain white letters - FFS people be DUMB Card
by donaldSHOP
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "make ignorance embarrassing again". No, science doesn't change because of your "opinion." No, opinions aren't for facts, they're about whether you like coffee or not. Get yourself some science.
"make ignorance embarrassing again" in plain white letters - FFS people be DUMB Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: In A World Of Plain Bagels Dare To Be A Donut Quote In A World Of Plain Bagels Dare To Be A Donut In A World Of Plain Bagels Dare To Be A Donut is a humorous family joke and a sarcastic saying, cool conversation starter For your next birthday present for him or her. As a last-minute Christmas stocking stuffer, holiday office party gift, white elephant gag gift exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.
In A World Of Plain Bagels Dare To Be A Donut Quote Card
by FoodVanStore
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Power To The People - Retro Plain White Card
by UrbanLifeApparel
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.
"I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." in plain white letters - when your patience is tested Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: FUNNY Parody T-Shirt political Social Media and change from Twitter or Parlr Echo Chamber for fact free folks, sycophantic opportunitists away from demerits and rings and woke sort ppl who avoid the splash of a firehouse of lies.
TRUTH SOCIAL T-Shirt. ECHO CHAMBER OR JUST PLAIN OL CHAMBER POT FUNNY T-SHIRT Card
by SailorsDelight
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." How much worse could it get, realistically? Meh.
"At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." in plain white letters - nothing left to lose Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: “Bagan, Myanmar Brick Horizons Across The Golden Plain” Celebrates The Historic Travel Destination. Ideal For Visitors, Travelers, And Anyone Interested In Myanmar Landmarks And Southeast Asian Culture. Perfect Souvenir For Explorers.
Bagan, Myanmar Brick Horizons Across The Golden Plain Travel Destination Visitor Card
by JaskconLIfe23
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Description: WAKING UP WAS THE WORST IDEA. A hilariously relatable comic-style illustration for anyone who wakes up tired, grumpy, and immediately regrets leaving the comfort of their bed for that office job. Perfect for sleep lovers, night owls, caffeine addicts, and anyone who believes mornings are highly overrated. Funny, sarcastic, and painfully relatable! This is a 100% hand-drawn digitally illustrated design
Waking Up Was The Worst Idea - Classic Comic Style Illustration (plain) Card
by SEGAMARZ
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Description: Boston, Massachusetts aka Beantown (which no one in Boston actually calls it). Boston! Home of the Red Sox, "r"s in the wrong place, famous universities, un-famous universities, infamous universities, Kennedys, tall ships, and tea. Celebrate Boston with this map! Pretty much useless for actual navigation, but that's what you have a phone for.
Description: Plain Chachalaca (Ortalis vetula), also known as the chachalaca or Mexican chachalaca, rests on a rustic branch in this tropical bird artwork. A charming wildlife piece for bird lovers, nature decor, ornithology art collectors, and fans of Central American and South Texas birds.
Description: On the Record: Truth be Told - Jack Smith Plain-Spoken Testimony Truth be told, Jack Smith never needed a poster board. This stippled, hand-engraved portrait puts the words front and center in bold white lettering across a dark, finely hatched coat, a plain-spoken statement for people who value facts, candor and a good paper trail. Drawn with etched crosshatching, speckled ink grain and a steady, deadpan gaze, it nods to the Senate hearing where the former special counsel answered questions point by point. A fit for fans of straight talk, courtroom drama, political humor and anyone who prefers receipts to rhetoric. Original illustration by Puff Sumo, made for the one who always brings the documents.
On the Record: Truth be Told - Jack Smith Plain-Spoken Testimony Card
by Puff Sumo
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.
"don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised" in plain white letters Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Plain Truth, Heavy Ink: I Wish I Could Afford It in Stamped Block Caps Sometimes the plainest words hit hardest. Heavy geometric block capitals with a gritty, worn ink-stamp texture, stacked two lines and zero decoration, like a protest sign made by someone too tired to be fancy. Perfect for anyone feeling the squeeze from tariffs, taxes, war headlines, rising food costs and a bank balance that stopped answering. No flourish, no punchline, no spin: just the blunt truth in black ink. Tired, honest, unfiltered. A great gift for the overdrawn, the underpaid, the over-it, and the person who stopped looking at price tags. Minimalist statement type with bumper-sticker energy and real-world frustration. By Puff Sumo.
Plain Truth, Heavy Ink: I Wish I Could Afford It in Stamped Block Caps Card
by Puff Sumo
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I'm Not Stupid. And Sometimes I Think That's Part Of The Problem Card
by Moonlight Voyage Art
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Description: A black background with white text arranged in four lines. The top line reads "IF YOU DON'T", followed by "UNDERSTAND" on the second line, "RECURSION" on the third, and "READ THIS AGAIN" on the fourth. The text has a distressed, slightly speckled appearance.
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND RECURSION READ THIS AGAIN Plain Text Card
by Geture_Project
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Talladega Nights Ricky Bobby Best There Is Plain And Simple Card
by Piepinkuw
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "standing by to overreact". Maybe you're dramatic, maybe it's your anxiety (por que no los dos?) - but an overreaction (and possibly some overthinking) is definitely on the cards.
"standing by to overreact" in plain white letters - someone's gotta Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Plain Truth, Heavy Ink: I Wish I Could Afford It in Stamped Block Caps (Dark Version) Sometimes the plainest words hit hardest. Heavy geometric block capitals with a gritty, worn ink-stamp texture, stacked two lines and zero decoration, like a protest sign made by someone too tired to be fancy. Perfect for anyone feeling the squeeze from tariffs, taxes, war headlines, rising food costs and a bank balance that stopped answering. No flourish, no punchline, no spin: just the blunt truth in black ink. Tired, honest, unfiltered. A great gift for the overdrawn, the underpaid, the over-it, and the person who stopped looking at price tags. Minimalist statement type with bumper-sticker energy and real-world frustration. By Puff Sumo.
Plain Truth, Heavy Ink: I Wish I Could Afford It in Stamped Block Caps (Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
