Plotting Cards
Description: Skip the fake calm and admit that pause just proves you planned the whole thing. Makes a great gift for short-tempered realists and revenge fantasy fans.
Counting To Ten Only Makes It Premeditated | Funny Sarcastic Quote, Dark Humor Card
by Quiet Storm
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I See You Have Graph Paper You Must Be Plotting Something. Math mathematics teacher student mathematician graphing plotting algebra calculus geometry engineer scientist statistics pun.
I See You Have Graph Paper You Must Be Plotting Something Math Teacher Student Mathematician Card
by WELD LKARYAN
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "T-SHIRT QUALITY: Vintage-Soft, Preshrunk, Premium Ringspun Cotton Tees. So Soft, and soon to be your new favorite shirt. PRINT QUALITY: We hand print our own original graphics right here in Asheville, NC. This creates a soft, smooth print that lasts for years! T-SHIRT SIZING: Adult unisex t shirts that look great on men and women - Order the size you typically wear in a normal fitting t shirt: Small Medium Large XL XXL 3XL If you love your shirt, please leave us feedback. It really helps us independent artists compete with the big guys"
Quietly Plotting My Next Tomato Harvest Garden Quote Farmer Card
by Serl Moony Arts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your creative or analytical side to the world with this clever introvert design. Featuring a bold red typewriter dreaming of a line graph, this funny retro graphic explains "I'm Not Quiet I'm Plotting." Perfect for authors, data analysts, writers, and quiet introverts. An awesome gift for national novel writing month, back to school, or your favorite bookworm.
I'm Not Quiet I'm Plotting Funny Typewriter Graph Writer Humor Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I'm Not Asleep, I'm Plotting design for bat lovers, bookworms, and introverts. Ideal for night owls, readers, and plotters who enjoy clever humor and quiet strategy.
I'm Not Asleep, I'm Plotting Bat Reader Book Lover Introvert Night Owl Card
by MochiBlock
$5.00 $6.00
Description: no announcement, no dramatic exit, just a quiet decision to stop being nice about it. this shiba inu isn't hiding the red flag anymore — it's holding it up personally, smug about it, no longer pretending the villain arc wasn't already in progress. Because someone had to say it.
Quietly Entering My Villain Era — Shiba Inu Red Flag Card
by Cutetopia Archive
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For fiction writers, novelists, and storytellers who know exactly how this goes. You spend hours carefully plotting the story, structuring the chapters, mapping the twists… and then your fictional characters completely ignore the plan. “Characters Ruined My Outline Again” is a clean literary humour design for writers who understand the wonderfully chaotic reality of storytelling. Perfect for authors, aspiring novelists, creative writing students, book lovers, and anyone whose imaginary people have developed minds of their own. A minimalist editorial typography design that works especially well on mugs, notebooks, stickers, tote bags, hoodies, and writer gifts. Part of the Writer Life & Identity collection.
Characters Ruined My Outline Again Writer Humor Design Card
by PetraKDesigns
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Are you a libertarian and value individual responsibility, capitalism, private business, private property? This funny libertarian design is for you! Cool anti-government libertarian gift for an anarcho capitalist, anti-socialist and anti-communist.
Libertarian - Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone. Card
by CultureWars
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Downward, And Still Plotting Something — a yoga pose borrowed without permission and repurposed entirely for reconnaissance. This vector-illustrated Ragdoll, blue eyes locked forward while the rest of the body performs a perfectly executed stretch, is not here for flexibility. The pose is downward. The intentions remain vertical. Something is being calculated, and it will happen later, when least expected. Because someone had to say it.
Downward, And Still Plotting Something — Ragdoll Cat Stretch Pose Card
by Cutetopia Archive
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Time spent plotting is not wasted. Obsessive writing disorder is a daily blessing. Any writer who loves writing books and literature needs to be a true bookworm. Put your bibliophile novelist imagination to work and write your next bestseller. Vintage typewriter sketch and motivational humor quote text pun design. Funny bookish gifts and gift ideas for book writers, indie authors and every poet, novelist, English major, reader, librarian, book nerd or geek.
Funny Writer Author Novelist Time Spent Plotting Quote Card
by Grandeduc
$5.00 $6.00