Writer Humour Cards
Description: For fiction writers, novelists, and storytellers who know exactly how this goes. You spend hours carefully plotting the story, structuring the chapters, mapping the twists… and then your fictional characters completely ignore the plan. “Characters Ruined My Outline Again” is a clean literary humour design for writers who understand the wonderfully chaotic reality of storytelling. Perfect for authors, aspiring novelists, creative writing students, book lovers, and anyone whose imaginary people have developed minds of their own. A minimalist editorial typography design that works especially well on mugs, notebooks, stickers, tote bags, hoodies, and writer gifts. Part of the Writer Life & Identity collection.
Characters Ruined My Outline Again Writer Humor Design Card
by PetraKDesigns
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Description: For writers, authors, editors, proofreaders, students, and anyone who knows that the first draft is only the beginning. This clean, minimalist typography design captures the endless cycle of revising, editing, and perfecting every sentence. A great gift for novelists, creative writers, journalists, English teachers, book lovers, and anyone who is permanently “rewriting everything.”
Currently Rewriting Everything | Funny Writer & Author Quote Card
by PetraKDesigns
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Description: Honoré de Balzac was famously driven by words, ideas, and an almost obsessive dedication to writing — fuelled, more often than not, by coffee. This design imagines a rare pause in that intensity: a moment to breathe, think, and gather the next surge of creative energy. It’s a nod to the rituals behind productivity and the quiet truth that even the most prolific writers need a moment away from the page. Part of the Even Writers Stopped for Coffee series, this piece is for writers, readers, and anyone who understands the powerful relationship between creativity and caffeine.
Description: For authors who plot murders when they can't sleep. A darkly funny design for authors, crime writers and thriller fans who know exactly where the bodies are and how they got there.
I know where the bodies are buried - funny author design Card
by byDianeMaclaine
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Description: Dorothy Parker quote: I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
Dorothy Parker quote: I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. Card
by artbleed2
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Description: Dorothy Parker quote: The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy Parker quote: The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. Card
by artbleed2
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Description: Dorothy Parker quote: That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
Dorothy Parker quote: That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. Card
by artbleed2
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Description: Every novelist begins with a plan. Then the plot develops a mind of its own. “I Plot Therefore I Panic” is a witty design for fiction writers, novelists, storytellers and creative minds who know that outlining a book is often the easy part. Perfect for authors whose carefully crafted plans inevitably descend into rewrites, plot twists and late-night revisions. A fun gift for writers, NaNoWriMo participants, indie authors and anyone living the wonderfully chaotic reality of fiction writing.
William Hazlitt quote: Wit is, in fact, the eloquence of indifference. Card
by artbleed2
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Description: Dorothy Parker quote: Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Dorothy Parker quote: Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. Card
by artbleed2
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Description: No more guess work! No more awkward conversations! No more accusations that you’re just some prententious jerk who has to work “I write books” into every conversation ... you know, I HAVE FEELINGS JEFF. Live bold, advertise often. This, my writing friends, is the shirt for you.
Team Oxford Comma / English Professor / College Students Card
by DankFutura
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Description: Virginia Woolf understood the importance of quiet moments — pauses where thoughts settle and ideas begin to surface. I like to imagine her stepping away from her writing, coffee in hand, allowing space for reflection before returning to the page. This design is a gentle nod to the rhythms of creative life and the small rituals that support deep thinking. Part of the Even Writers Stopped for Coffee series, it’s made for readers, writers, and creatives who value stillness, observation, and the thoughtful process behind great work.
