Possum Puns Cards

Description: Believe in the opossumble! This trash kitty is here to motivate you.

Description: This design features the humorous phrase More Trash Can Less Trash Can't, perfect for opossum lovers and wildlife enthusiasts. A funny animal design for those who appreciate opossum humor and nature.

Description: A design for those of us who don’t “human” so well but would would have made some “AWESOME OPOSSUMS”! Opossum traits: Sleeps 18 to 20 hours a day, Nocturnal, Nomadic, Loners, Solitary, Introverted, Highly adaptable to environment, Marsupial, Prehensile tail, Loves “Junk” Food, Will eat pretty much anything, Has opposable thumbs (on hind feet!), Great climbers, Not afraid of snakes (immune to venom even!), Mostly gentle & placid but Surly if bothered, Plays dead when threatened.

Description: This awesome opossum pun says "don't mess with my posse" and is perfect for anyone who loves animal jokes and has a strong group of friends that they are very protective of! Grab this cute possum themed gift for anyone in your life who is obsessed with the adorable possum! Any opossum loving kids will appreciate this hilarious animal joke as a Christmas present!

Description: christmas-humor

Description: Don't pick it!

Description: Show off your totally rad style with this super cute and cool, opossum lover's, nocturnal animal shirt! Let the world know you are super cool and cute just like an opossum wearing sunglasses! Now go dig through some trash and eat all you want!

Description: Fast beats and trashy eats