Primitive Cards
Description: A bold, red, block-lettered title reads "THE NEANDERTHAL" to the left of a full-body depiction of a Neanderthal man. Below the main title, in a smaller, white, cursive font, is "(homo neanderthalensis)". The Neanderthal is shown standing, holding a wooden stick, and wearing primitive attire.
Description: A composition featuring a light blue stone with white wave patterns and a green outline, positioned above two crossed wooden paddles. A white hook shape is placed between the paddles. The paddles have white bindings near their ends, with strings hanging loosely. There are small green droplets scattered around the stone.
Description: A circular emblem with a black outline on a black background. Inside the circle is a large orange lambda symbol with a black outline. The orange background is textured with black splatters and specks, giving it a distressed look. A black numeral '3' is positioned in the upper right corner.
Description: A circular emblem with the text "BREWED IN THE WILD" arched at the top and "GRITTY TASTE & GOOD TIMES" arched at the bottom. In the center, the text "Fuzzy Britches" is displayed prominently above a depiction of a woman in primitive attire and the word "LAGER".
Fuzzy Britches Lager Brewed In The Wild Gritty Taste & Good Times Card
by kiwico
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The definitive avant-garde cave drawing stick figure human symbol representing industrial music legends Einstürzende Neubauten.
Einstuerzende Neubauten Industrial Logo German Art Card
by robertstudios
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon caveman with brown hair, beard, and a spotted loincloth is depicted holding a wooden club above his head. He wears a necklace of white stones and a headband with spikes. He stands within a large yellow circle against a black background. Red text reads "CAPTAIN CAVEMAN" around the top of the circle.
Description: This is a cartoon portrayal of a character in a primitive orange tunic with black triangles. Above the character, the word 'YABBADABBA' is repeated four times, with varying colors and outlines. Below the character, 'D'OH' is written in large blue letters. The character is holding a hand to its forehead.
