Quote Cards

Description: Seized the day? More like accidentally tackled a disaster! This sarcastic quote in plain white letters features the hilariously relatable line "Pretty sure I seized the wrong day," perfect for anyone who's ever tried to be productive and instantly regretted it. Whether you're surviving Mondays, dodging responsibilities, or just embracing the chaos of adulting, this funny and relatable T-shirt brings the perfect dose of dry humor and everyday struggle. Ideal for lovers of funny quotes, witty sayings, sarcasm, and the occasional existential crisis.

Description: Getting older isn’t the problem—your body just didn’t get the memo. "I Don’t Mind Getting Older, But My Body Is Taking It Badly" is the perfect design for anyone who’s aging with attitude and laughing through the aches. A funny, relatable quote for grown-ups with a sense of humor.

Description: Latin Quote meaning "What really motivates a person can also consume from within".

Description: I GOT NARCANNED AT APPLEBEE'S GRILL + BAR Embrace playful humor with our design! Perfect for those who love witty statements and a good laugh, this design is ideal for fun-loving individuals who enjoy a cheeky twist. Show off your unique sense of style with this bold design! Perfect present for grandpa, grandma, mom, dad, daughter, son, aunt, uncle, friends on birthday, vacation, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Back to School, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year or any anniversary.

Description: Shakespeare quote from Hamlet. Copyright © Fanitsa Petrou.

Description: Funny, You look really weird doing that with your head

Description: Gram Parsons And The Fallen Angels

Description: That's A Terrible Idea. When Do We Start? A great option for anyone: kids, teenagers, boys or girls, college graduates, adults, men or women... It's a great birthday present or just a present for your friends. Get this great-looking outfit for someone special or yourself.

Description: Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic

Description: Sarcastic Quote. Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

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Description: I said don't quote me

Description: The rotation of the earth really makes my day

Description: Feminists can be Feminine! Check my shop for alternate versions of this design.

Description: Every Time I Use Words Like "Gay" Or "Retarded" Some Gay Retard Reminds Me Those Words Are Hurtful design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother. Suitable gifts for Men, Women, Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Wife, Husband on Birthday, Thanksgiving Dinner, Thanksgiving, Fall, Autumn, Halloween, Christmas.

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Description: I have lived more in books than anywhere else... A hand lettered quote for book lovers!

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Description: I Be Nutting In My Own Eyes Just To See How Far I Came design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother. Suitable gifts for Men, Women, Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Wife, Husband on Birthday, Thanksgiving Dinner, Thanksgiving, Fall, Autumn, Halloween, Christmas.

Description: Take Chances! Make Mistakes! Get Messy! - Ms. Frizzle This design is great for a teacher gift, classroom art, or to decorate a nursery or play room.

Description: Imagination Quote from Alice in Wonderland.

Description: Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To a Minimum Today

Description: Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

Description: But Did You Document It? - You can choose this amusing design! Wear this clothing as a treat to yourself during social gatherings, get-togethers, or even simply at home! Searching for a stunning gift for someone? Take this as a gift for your lover, girlfriend, mother, father, brother, sister, and best friend.

Description: THE FACT THAT THERE’S A HIGHWAY TO HELL AND ONLY A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SAYS A LOT ABOUT ANTICIPATED TRAFFIC NUMBERS

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Description: I love this quite from Alexandre Dumas's Count of Monte Cristo! Life is a storm my young friend. Wow, what a perfect gift for someone going through a tough time, or someone who loves literature! Your favorite professor maybe? It is a lovely quote, truly inspirational. I hope you enjoy my design! Designed by Debi Peters, Paper Rescue Designs. Thanks!

Description: I Dont Get Enough Credit For The Things I Manage Not To Say

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Description: Quid verum atque decens curo et rogo, et omnis in hoc sum. My cares and my inquiries are for decency and truth, and in this I am wholly occupied. This quote was written by Roman lyric poet Horace in 23 BC. It seems we still need people who value decency and truth.

Description: Have You Considered Using Common Sense? Design Co. “ Have You Considered Using Common Sense? “ for birthdays, anniversaries, graduation, parties, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween or any holidays with family. In a world where you to be anything be kind is perfect design for anyone! Great For Anybody, Father, Mother, Men Women Mom Dad Grandma Grandpa Brother Sister Son Daughter Husband Wife Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friend, Cousin Aunts And Uncles... Add to Cart NOW

Description: Funny How Joe Pesci

Description: A black and white illustration of Hazel and Fiver in a rabbit hole. The quote from Watership Down reads You want to run - I'll run with you.

Description: Honk Twice If You Want To See A Cool Gun - Design for men, women, family, mom, dad, father, mother, friends, girls, boys, guys, her, him.

Description: Motivational inspirational ancient Roman Latin quote design for fans of Ancient Rome, Greek and Roman history, military philosophy. Inspiring motivating design for military veterans. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I shall either find a way or make one.