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Never Trust the Loving is a great quote from the Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice. This Burton film is full of great quotes and this is one of favorites. Even nowadays you should not trust the living for Tim Burton may have been onto something. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

Give your balls a tug

"Only from the heart can you touch the sky." -Rumi

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Hand drawn pen and ink battle scared skull illustration mixed with famous Charles Bukowski quote - You have to die a few times before you can really live.

First rule of this game is: do not talk about this game

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Derry Girls Sister Michael best quote

the sandlot You're Killing Me Smalls

“Breathe in, breathe out, move on” – Jimmy Buffett - RIP

Funny headache quote.

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

Text says "National Sarcasm Society. Like We Need Your Support."

Funny Stay Positive

Hope you like it!

You like this shirt? Just kidding I don't give a care...

Funny Saying, Sarcastic Quote

Funny Humorous LGBT Pussy Scary Kitten Lesbians Eat What? quote design for Lesbians and people who have a cool sense of humor! It can also be given as a cool Birthday or Christmas gift to your Best Friend,Relative,Mom and Dad,Brother or Sister,Boyfriend and Girlfriend who also is a Lesbian or Likes and Loves Lesbians and LGBTQ Community. Find this unique design available in Home Decoration Stuff like : Posters,Canvas Prints ,Throw Pillows ,Sticker,Phone Cases Tote Bags ,Wall Tapestries and more more!!

Barbie The Movie quote - "Do you guys ever think about dying?"

Women are not an interest group. They are mothers and daughters and sisters and wives. They are half of this country and they are perfectly capable of making their own choices about their health. Bold prochoice feminist quotation by former president Barack Obama. Keep abortion legal and keep women safe.

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

I hate being summoned to these things for no reason.

I'm sure everything will work out!

Frank Costanza confronts Elaine, asking "You Wanna Piece of Me?"

… Then I do the things!

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"There is no tomorrow!" Motivational Quote Quoted by Apollo Creed From The Movie Rocky 3.

Don't Call Me Shirley.

This Scavenger doesn't need any hand holding to get her through the day.

...it really, really sucks.

a design inspired by Chris Farley as the Lunch Lady.