Rabbit King Cards

Description: Killer rabbit

Description: “She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Description: The Holy Grail Tour

Description: You'll Soil Your Armor

Description: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Description: BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

Description: Tis but a Scratch

Description: It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

Description: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

Description: Almost the Full Monty

Description: Behold, the majestic and regal Rabbit King, ruler of the burrow and all its carrot treasures! With a crown atop his furry head, this bunny monarch is dressed to impress in the finest colors of red, black, and gold. His royal portrait captures the essence of his kingly presence, with a mischievous twinkle in his eye and a hint of carrot breath on his lips. Beware, for if you cross him, you may find yourself banished to the lettuce fields! But for those who pay tribute in lettuce and cabbage, the Rabbit King is a fair and benevolent ruler, happy to share the riches of his burrow with all his loyal subjects. Long live the Rabbit King!

Description: TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Description: Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Description: You Have Died.

Description: Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

Description: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Description: Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Description: Tis But a Scratch

Description: Kane

Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail art print.

Description: It's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?

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Description: We will call it a draw

Description: This funny, cool, and awesome T-shirt is perfect for those who love classic movies, British comedies, RPGs, fantasy, adventure, and fun shirts. It features King Arthur holding a hand grenade while a bloody white rabbit jumps over him from a pile of bones.

Description: Celebrate the iconic Monty Python film "Holy Grail" with this hilarious T-shirt featuring King Arthur and his brave knights in a medieval design. Perfect for fans of British comedy and classic movies, this shirt blends humor and nostalgia effortlessly. Ideal for casual outings, movie nights, or comic conventions, it’s a conversation starter and a must-have for comedy lovers. Get yours today and show off your love for one of the greatest comedies of all time!

Description: with instructions!

Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Killer Rabbit

Description: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Description: I Fart In Your General Direction

Description: Run Away!

Description: For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it… and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair!

Description: Rabbit King

Description: holy grail tribute, the beast, an adorable killer rabbit

Description: Run Away!

Description: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one.